my cousin screws these things up all the time (she's 17) ex:
"she's not the sharpest crayon in the cookie jar."
!EMiLY!
sweet blasphemy my giving tree
it hasn't rained in years
i bring to you this sacrificial offering of virgin ears
leave it to me i remain free from all the comforts of home
and where that is i'm pleased as piss to say
i'll never really know