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More Mariah Carey:

Mariah Carey was one of the first celebrities to comment on the death of the King of Jordan. Mariah told CNN "I'm inconsolable at the present time, I was a very good friend of Jordan, he was probably the greatest basketball player this country has ever seen, we will never see his like again".

When told by reporters that it was King Hussein of Jordan who had died and not Michael Jordan, Mariah was then led away by her security in a state of "confusion".

How pathetic.

"trees give us wood" "i dont give a crap what trees give us"

Ah yes, I did some searching, and the "starvation quote" is not hers. Whoops, I genuinely hate it when people get misquoted like this.

Anyways, back to REAL quotes (these are all taken from my wonderful "demotivators" calendar):

October 16th 2002: O.K. Simpson tells reporters, "For years I've been pretty sure I did not murder my wife, but if Johnnie's not 100% sure, maybe I better take another look at this."

What an idiot...

On a related note: When "The Terminator" was being produced, prophetic producers first considered O.J. Simpson for the role of the ultimate, inhuman killing machine.

Which reminds me.... T3....

upon being shot in the face: "Don't. DO. That."

upon being told to drop dead: "I. Am. Unable. To. Comply."

Oh jesus

"man" *shakes fist* "i hate the goat!"

"Get. Down!"

Super Demolition Christ: What's a place that you go to learn things from other people?
Super Demolition Christ: Not school, but something higher.
El Basso: Guh
El Basso: Um
El Basso: That's a pretty weird question....
El Basso: Knowledge orgy?

bigjesusonaim: howdy
Turnerist: Hello
bigjesusonaim: ya
bigjesusonaim: sorry listening to loud music trying to get my nipple ring out


Bryan: "All right, anyone who graduated last year, I need information on this [commencement]... Namely, where and when, etc."
Evan: "October 10th, 1:30 PM."
Drew: "And I am so totally gonna be singing there."
Nick: "And I'll be bassing it up there, of course."
Myself: "And I'll be at home being fed grapes by my man servant and sipping iced tea."
Bryan: "Poor Jesse."
Jordy: "And I will be at home Mac'n it out."
Drew: "Poor Jesse? Poor Jordy."
Nick: "Oh snap!"

Bandalero wrote:"man" *shakes fist* "i hate the goat!"

3 recent quotes I thought were worth mentioning:

"I hate it when you know it's a fashion faux-pas but you want to commit the crime anyways"

"Let's colour the town purple"

"My name is Max with an X, not T.. It's like a T, but slanted"

"You ate my bird."



~ LL Cool J in 'Deep Blue Sea'



I just love that part.

"You know what rocks..zucchini..I mean I've had some good vegetables, but man.." was BY FAR the funniest thing on here....OMG..i'm still laughing ...*dies*

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<[SA]HatfulOfHollow> i'm going to become rich and famous after i invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet

"The needs of the many out weigh the needs of the few"

Hmmm, I need a good quote to open the essay I'm writing on how people deal with the tragic death of a child...any suggestions, anyone?

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<[SA]HatfulOfHollow> i'm going to become rich and famous after i invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet

that is beautiful

*wipes a tear from his eye*


i could use a device of that nature .. altho instead of stabbing i'd just punch ppl