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italian is the way to go

no...go with Lebanese food.

mmm...that's like the only food I enjoy.

this thread has to do with everything...except what it was supposed to.

and smart guys are the best. you don't need to be a genius or anything, but god, it so annoying to try and talk to someone who doesn't know anything.

*example*

me: so funny how the premier got arrested in maui...
friend: premier? what's a premier?
me: um, how long have you lived in canada?
friend: my whole life...
me: and really, have ya read a newspaper in the last year?
friend: i think so...
me: so have you noticed people protesting against the premier, just about every day?
friend: so THAT's why all those people walked out of school last year! I thought there was a sale at Wal-Mart or something!
me: *SMACK!*

post pictures please

when i'm in relationships i'm a sweet guy, when i'm not though, i feel like that guy Cal in that cartoon undergrads. "Hey guy...me and the ladies...."
then i get a reputation for being a male slut, when i'm not seeing anyone. *Sigh*

who needs a relationship?

i'll be getting laid almost every night in city after city

if he keeps goin like that, he's gonna catch The Clap or something.

jeff, in that case you can help with some CM promotion. start the CM slut tour. and go from city to city, hook up with chicks and mention the CM.

:hmm:

i think the sluts would be too stupid to figure out a computer.

and yeah, don't be boring, but don't have one hobby. read up on world events and be cool.

one guy i like at my school (i dont know if the feeling is mutual) and i have so much in common it's scary. we can pretty much talk about anything and i think he thinks it's pretty cool i like video games... i thought guys would like that (not that i started playing games so guys would like me) but i thought it would be a plus, but i dont want to be considered "one of the guys" because i dont really care about a lot of stuff most girls care about.

Yeah, being "one of the guys" is good AND bad. I was always the type to be better friends with boys....

< inadequate in every respect, bleh

OLPMazurite wrote:no...go with Lebanese food.

mmm...that's like the only food I enjoy.

are you lebanese?? i'm half.

i was made by the taiwanese in taiwan

weirdo.

starseed_10 wrote:

OLPMazurite wrote:no...go with Lebanese food.

mmm...that's like the only food I enjoy.

are you lebanese?? i'm half.

no, but I live right next door to Dearborn (one of the biggest middle eastern-american populations in the country)

CoreyRIT wrote:no, this is how it usually goes.

girl: where do you want to eat for dinner?
guy: How about Mario's
girl: I don't want to go there
guy: Ok, how about Doug's Fish Fry
girl: Eww, I hate fish
guy: The Wok House?
girl: I'm not in the mood for Chinese
guy: Fine, I don't care, whatever you want.
girl: I asked you what YOU wanted. You NEVER can decide on anything!!!


*sigh*

fuck man, the story of my relationship right there.

Too True. My Girls' like that some times.