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this thread has to do with everything...except what it was supposed to.
and smart guys are the best. you don't need to be a genius or anything, but god, it so annoying to try and talk to someone who doesn't know anything.
*example*
me: so funny how the premier got arrested in maui...
friend: premier? what's a premier?
me: um, how long have you lived in canada?
friend: my whole life...
me: and really, have ya read a newspaper in the last year?
friend: i think so...
me: so have you noticed people protesting against the premier, just about every day?
friend: so THAT's why all those people walked out of school last year! I thought there was a sale at Wal-Mart or something!
me: *SMACK!*

and smart guys are the best. you don't need to be a genius or anything, but god, it so annoying to try and talk to someone who doesn't know anything.
*example*
me: so funny how the premier got arrested in maui...
friend: premier? what's a premier?
me: um, how long have you lived in canada?
friend: my whole life...
me: and really, have ya read a newspaper in the last year?
friend: i think so...
me: so have you noticed people protesting against the premier, just about every day?
friend: so THAT's why all those people walked out of school last year! I thought there was a sale at Wal-Mart or something!
me: *SMACK!*

when i'm in relationships i'm a sweet guy, when i'm not though, i feel like that guy Cal in that cartoon undergrads. "Hey guy...me and the ladies...."
then i get a reputation for being a male slut, when i'm not seeing anyone. *Sigh*
then i get a reputation for being a male slut, when i'm not seeing anyone. *Sigh*

Whenever death may surprise us,
let it be welcome
if our battle cry has reached even one receptive ear
and another hand reaches out to take up our arms.
Nobody's gonna miss me, no tears will fall, no ones gonna weap, when i hit that road.
my boots are broken my brain is sore, fer keepin' up with thier little world, i got a heavy load.
gonna leave 'em all just like before, i'm big city bound, your always 17 in your hometown
let it be welcome
if our battle cry has reached even one receptive ear
and another hand reaches out to take up our arms.
Nobody's gonna miss me, no tears will fall, no ones gonna weap, when i hit that road.
my boots are broken my brain is sore, fer keepin' up with thier little world, i got a heavy load.
gonna leave 'em all just like before, i'm big city bound, your always 17 in your hometown
who needs a relationship?
i'll be getting laid almost every night in city after city
i'll be getting laid almost every night in city after city
we are the brand new beatniks. we are the down and outers.
we are the bleeding hearts, beating syncopated, broken rhythm.
our speed is often break neck. we need to slow it down.
tired of being sleepless. tired of being broken.

we are the bleeding hearts, beating syncopated, broken rhythm.
our speed is often break neck. we need to slow it down.
tired of being sleepless. tired of being broken.
i think the sluts would be too stupid to figure out a computer.
and yeah, don't be boring, but don't have one hobby. read up on world events and be cool.
one guy i like at my school (i dont know if the feeling is mutual) and i have so much in common it's scary. we can pretty much talk about anything and i think he thinks it's pretty cool i like video games... i thought guys would like that (not that i started playing games so guys would like me) but i thought it would be a plus, but i dont want to be considered "one of the guys" because i dont really care about a lot of stuff most girls care about.
and yeah, don't be boring, but don't have one hobby. read up on world events and be cool.
one guy i like at my school (i dont know if the feeling is mutual) and i have so much in common it's scary. we can pretty much talk about anything and i think he thinks it's pretty cool i like video games... i thought guys would like that (not that i started playing games so guys would like me) but i thought it would be a plus, but i dont want to be considered "one of the guys" because i dont really care about a lot of stuff most girls care about.
!EMiLY!
sweet blasphemy my giving tree
it hasn't rained in years
i bring to you this sacrificial offering of virgin ears
leave it to me i remain free from all the comforts of home
and where that is i'm pleased as piss to say
i'll never really know
sweet blasphemy my giving tree
it hasn't rained in years
i bring to you this sacrificial offering of virgin ears
leave it to me i remain free from all the comforts of home
and where that is i'm pleased as piss to say
i'll never really know
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starseed_10 wrote:OLPMazurite wrote:no...go with Lebanese food.
mmm...that's like the only food I enjoy.
are you lebanese?? i'm half.
no, but I live right next door to Dearborn (one of the biggest middle eastern-american populations in the country)
HARDCORE!!!
OMG. I can't believe I din't think fo you
until now because when I think on
a scale of one to ten you're like YWELVE.
No, seriously?
I <3 my HLP!!!!!
OMG. I can't believe I din't think fo you
until now because when I think on
a scale of one to ten you're like YWELVE.
No, seriously?
I <3 my HLP!!!!!
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CoreyRIT wrote:no, this is how it usually goes.
girl: where do you want to eat for dinner?
guy: How about Mario's
girl: I don't want to go there
guy: Ok, how about Doug's Fish Fry
girl: Eww, I hate fish
guy: The Wok House?
girl: I'm not in the mood for Chinese
guy: Fine, I don't care, whatever you want.
girl: I asked you what YOU wanted. You NEVER can decide on anything!!!
*sigh*
fuck man, the story of my relationship right there.
