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i was conjuring a mental image of her. this is SUPPOSED to be the useless information thread, anyway.

her name was Avril.

smirk smirk

"C" friend tells me that "A" friend is jealous of me because i'm hanging out with friend "B" but before that friend B tells me that friend A hates friend C and cant's tell him... WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH EVERYONE!?

I wish I had friends. Then I could worry about these sort of things.

You have all the friends you need here on the cm.

I need a haircut.

I wish I had a magical pill that would grow out my hair in one minute or less.

I don't think those exist.

nor do I. but there's always those supplements and stuff they sell in teen magazines that's supposedly supposed to make your hair longer and thicker.

Emily wrote:I wish I had friends. Then I could worry about these sort of things.

you don't want these sort of friends they'll piss you off and then you yell at them and they come back with more bitching about something completely different

... and, uh, not that I would know a lot about this... but, uh, how are they your friends again?

i dunno yet... but now someones wants me to practically set up a schedual to hang out with people... i hate my friends.

i got my hair cut today. it was exceedinlg boring. but she put this cool stuff in it and now it's all smooth and shiny like asian hair. *is jealous of asian hair*

I wrote a paper for english comparing Old Man and the Sea to some of the songs on the Happiness album. I was very proud of myself. And I get to play the songs in class! I'm sure no one will like them though because they don't sound like everything else on the radio.

good old Hemingway. when I was in key west I got to see his house.

872. Nancy Kerrigan sucks.

ALongGetaway wrote:You have all the friends you need here on the cm.

I need a haircut.

all the friends you could ever need and they dissapear with the click of an "X"

my family are threatning to cut my hair in my sleep b/c well it is getting a bit too long or shall i say tall for their liking.

92384u99283. Tonya Harding is even worse.

i like Van Gogh

409/50-d4. Tonya Harding is taking up pro boxing. No joke.

rats-star can be spelled the same backwards and forwards...

"you suck" is really just as bad for a kid to say than "fuck"... technically we should be praising kids for saying "shit" rather than "suck"

When things get burnt in the toaster, it smell like cake.