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Posted: 1/26/2003, 3:41 pm
by Joey
{enter}
(Little girl running down the hallways of the hospital crying)
Suddenly hands appear out of nowhere and the little girl is thrown into a car and gagged!
(dun dun dun evil piano music)
Doctor hops into bed with the woman: "Now that's she's out of the way we can be alone again"
{commerical break}
Posted: 1/26/2003, 3:45 pm
by Axtech
{enter}
(dark room, close up of little girl's eyes)
I bet you're wondering how we threw you into a car from inside the hospital... Well, we're gonna tell you. While we skin you alive!
(switch to hospital room, where doctor is exerting himself on top of the coma patient)
(zoom to little boy watching in the doorway)
{commercial}
Posted: 1/26/2003, 3:45 pm
by emily
Posted: 1/26/2003, 3:52 pm
by Joey
{enter}
Little boy starts crying
Doctor: "Dammit! Why can't we get any peace here!" *shakes fist at ceiling*
Little boy runs away screaming then trips on a scalpel and lies quiet on the floor
{cut to girl in dark room}
Suddenly the girl pulls out a knife and throws it at her kidnapper!
{zoom to person falling over and a dark shadow creeping up behind him}
Who did she hit?! Tune in tomorrow!!
{piano music}
Papa Roach commercial ...
Posted: 1/26/2003, 3:54 pm
by emily
haha. how we he trip over a scalpel?
Posted: 1/26/2003, 3:55 pm
by Axtech
*Tomorrow*
Newscaster: Today "As the young and the restless world turns passionately" will not be shown. Instead we bring you the Superbowl!

Damn Superbowl.
Posted: 1/26/2003, 4:01 pm
by Joey
Emily wrote:haha. how we he trip over a scalpel?
It's a soap opera, anything is possible

Posted: 1/26/2003, 4:04 pm
by emily
ahh. now it all makes sense.
Posted: 1/26/2003, 5:00 pm
by Axtech
Of course.
Posted: 1/26/2003, 10:01 pm
by happening fish
i think i missed something
*goes to check the previous page*
Posted: 1/26/2003, 10:25 pm
by nelison

alex, I had to do the same thing, I was completely lost but luckily I showed up at the right time
Posted: 1/26/2003, 10:31 pm
by happening fish
see, now this page makes sense
Posted: 1/26/2003, 10:31 pm
by Joey
Yes .. tune in to find out what happens next!

Posted: 1/27/2003, 2:20 am
by mosaik
well i'm late to the ball, but:
to paraphrase the great Keyshawn Johnson, of the super bowl champion Tampa Bay Bucs, "If you have a problem with Jeff then you have a problem with yourself."
to brother jeff : don't let these uptight, snotty, holier-then-thou types get to you, dawg. i personally find you to be a funny and entertaining dude who has plenty to offer this community. so please, post more shirtless pictures. I suggest writing a swear word on your body next time.
man. if only technology was far enough along that it was possible to bitch-slap clowns over the computer.
sho 'nuff. peace out.
Posted: 1/27/2003, 6:41 am
by Axtech
Umm... Yeah, I think we're past that. People were joking... Joking.
Posted: 1/27/2003, 9:47 am
by mosaik
i know we're past that, note my qualifier : i'm late to the ball. even so, my indignation at reading the comments posted within this thread was such that i felt compelled to respond with strong language.
didn't seem to me like people were joking, bro. i got a totally different impression. and even if they were joking, those aren't the kind of jokes i'd like being made about me, and i'm sure that the people making those jokes wouldn't like it if somebody said that sort of shit about them.
Posted: 1/27/2003, 2:32 pm
by emily
I would go postal if people were making those jokes about me. I didn't find them funny either. Apparently Jeff didn't , because he left.

Posted: 1/27/2003, 2:35 pm
by Axtech
Wait, do you mean that he actually completely left the board?
Posted: 1/27/2003, 2:38 pm
by emily
He felt not wanted (if I am expressing his feelings correctly) he said he would come back and check a couple of times, but not post, in case of another epidemic.
in response to the bucs:
at first i thought they were the bucks like deer.. or money... whatever floats your boat. then i found out they weren't. i laughed... i cried.
Posted: 1/27/2003, 7:40 pm
by Joey
It was more fun playing the soap opera game
