Dear Jeremy...

sandsleeper · Post by **sandsleeper** » 8/21/2002, 8:36 pm

Dear Jason Boyd (of Audiovent),
It's wrong that you use your family name to achieve success. I'm adding you to my axis of evil.

Suck it,
George W. Bush

the android · Post by **the android** » 8/21/2002, 8:37 pm

joe_canadian · Post by **joe_canadian** » 8/21/2002, 8:37 pm

Ahhh SNL

luckyJQ9 · Post by **luckyJQ9** » 8/21/2002, 9:36 pm

superboots · Post by **superboots** » 8/21/2002, 9:39 pm

CitrickAzid wrote:Dear Jason Boyd (of Audiovent),
It's wrong that you use your family name to achieve success. I'm adding you to my axis of evil.

Suck it,
George W. Bush

awww..come on, would our President actually say "Suck it??"

the android · Post by **the android** » 8/21/2002, 9:40 pm

...Yeah, I think he would.

sandsleeper · Post by **sandsleeper** » 8/21/2002, 9:42 pm

lol no... but wouldn't it be funny if he did?! i can just picture him delivering this message to america, sitting at his desk in the oval office, looking very seriosly into the camera with his hands folded at his desk, with that solidly concerned stare of his. "osama bin laden, suck it." :lol:

Xavier870 · Post by **Xavier870** » 8/21/2002, 9:42 pm

Dear Mike,

What do you do if you forget how to play a song on stage?

From Steve

Dear Mike,

Could you give me private lessons?

From Steve

Dear Mike,

I feel like the odd one out. I'm the only American in the group.

From Steve

Dear Steve,

Don't mail me you damn wannabe.

Love Mike

teelow · Post by **teelow** » 8/23/2002, 2:05 pm

OLPFan420 wrote:Dear Blink 182,

I liked you better when you played PUNK music.

Love,

The Goo Goo Dolls

I must disagree. I love Blink the best after Enema. But their before stuff was godlike too. :nod:

Sufjan Stevens · Post by **Sufjan Stevens** » 8/23/2002, 6:17 pm

Oh come on, did you even get the joke?

the android · Post by **the android** » 8/23/2002, 8:08 pm

I did!

megxyz128 · Post by **megxyz128** » 8/23/2002, 8:37 pm

I did also, did you ever heard the really really old Goo Goo Dolls stuff? My sister has all 7 or 8 of their CD's and some of their older older stuff is flippin' hilarious, one song's called, if I'm not mistaken (I might be) "I'll beat your ass with a baseball bat" or has that lyric in it :lol:

bort8 · Post by **bort8** » 8/23/2002, 10:00 pm

i think they used to be called the sex maggots

the android · Post by **the android** » 8/24/2002, 8:22 am

^

They were

Sufjan Stevens · Post by **Sufjan Stevens** » 8/24/2002, 12:07 pm

Dear Mariah Carey,

You've become such a skank. You make me sick.

Love,

Christina Agulera

luckyJQ9 · Post by **luckyJQ9** » 8/24/2002, 1:03 pm

christina is so washed up..hehe

the android · Post by **the android** » 8/24/2002, 1:32 pm

Yeah, where did she go? She, like, disappeared off the face of the planet.

Not that I'm complaining.

luckyJQ9 · Post by **luckyJQ9** » 8/24/2002, 2:01 pm

i read something in a supermarket tabloid that she stormed out of a restaurant because they played a britney song over the loadspeakers. :lol:

Johnny · Post by **Johnny** » 8/24/2002, 10:17 pm

ummm okay???

superboots · Post by **superboots** » 8/24/2002, 10:22 pm

yay!!! you finally posted something!!!! :mrgreen: