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Tomorrow i begin my hunt for ridiculous teenage minimum wage mall jobs again. Joy.

m2 wrote:Tomorrow i begin my hunt for ridiculous teenage minimum wage mall jobs again. Joy.

You can mow my lawn.

interviews suck. why can't people just automatically understand how awesome i am and give me money?

I now work for the Hard Rock Cafe Merch Shop in Niagara Falls, ON.

:-D

now I just need to find somewhere to live! HAHA!

15 hours down... 4??? to go.... stay awake.

What the hell are you doing? ha.

Mostly just waiting.

That's a long wait, man.

So my yearly review from my team lead/manager-ish type figure, which was written within the last week, gave me the highest possible rating in the area of communication, and specifically called out use of email.

However today the manager from our client company who we work for pulled me aside and told me that I need to be more tactful in my email. Interesting.

faninor wrote:Seemed a little curious to me that I don't know what a lot of you do for a living. Let's hear it, what do you all do and how do you like it?

Your mom.




SICK BURN MOTHER FUCKER!!

Sorry to tell you this way, but you were adopted as a baby. Actually we're biological brothers.

Sweet.



The incest was nice while it lasted.

How long was that again?

Mom wrote:not enough time to even fake it

Clinical psychologist--work with mainly teenagers and families with teenagers.

Hence why I read so deeply into everything OLP!

faninor wrote:How long was that again?

Mom wrote:not enough time to even fake it

Hey, I'm only worried about my orgasm and not hers.

Johnny wrote:Hey, I'm only worried about my orgasm and not hers.

Exactly! Words I've lived by since I was 17 - "Hey, as long as I get off..."

Although.. there has been times where I didn't; and she did.

It doesn't count if she considers avoiding the entire situation as "getting off."

Ohh it counts. She likes the mushroom stamp i gave her.