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he was wearing women's underwear and it was his body that reeked of sauer kraut, but couldn't...

Play the Keytar!

then he said "hi boob"

and thus the story ended.

apparently.. almost to the day, a year a later

exactly to the day in the sooz-timezone.

some guy at the instant bacon kiosk

ate all the bacon

then made a milkshake with the bacon grease

and called it mcdonalds food.

Thus did the lowly bacon wench become head of a multinational corporation.

Not content with JUST serving many millions and millions of the bacon wench's fans with mcdonalds goodness, wenchly set out to take over another mass consumed product but was not sure what to go with..

Then it struck him . . . the consumption of his baconly goods caused a mass outbreak of the runs. Wenchly would get into the manufacture of toilet paper!

"oh Wenchly you sly dog you" said his newest adversary, Mr. Scottie while plotting his next move.

Mr. Scottie rubbed his chin and raised his left eyebrow, then laughed maniacally and took another sip of his McDonald's shake. Chocolate with extra bacon grease -- just how he liked it.

"thats some fine plottin' you done gone did there Mr. Scottie" said his apparently southern friend, Charles Ming.

Charles opened his mouth to say more but the only sound was that of Mr. Scottie's knife as it slid through his throat. "Yes my dear Mr. Ming, a fine plot indeed."