"Since I was 12 years old I've had sever migraine (bangers) headaches. I'm telling all you beautiful folk this because if i happen to fall ill, and stay over at one of your houses for the night in your care I must tell you what I can and can't eat. "
Jer, you can stay the night at my house anytime.

I volunteer to eat all the chocolate and red skittles that he isn't allowed.