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Postby Dr. Hobo » 5/15/2009, 11:34 pm

Darth Wenus wrote:Sand, I think you may enjoy this:

PUCK HUFFERS OFFICIAL STAAL BROTHER DRINKING GAME RULES
Drinking begins at puck drop. If there is anything during pre-game, you're just going to have to bite your tongue because you at least want to generally remember the game, don't you? Well, maybe not. It is MSG. But we kind of want to know the result without having to check NHL.com Tuesday morning.

Single shot to be taken if:
- it is mentioned that the Staals are brothers
- if it is mentioned that there are other Staals, not present, who are also in the NHL
- if a phrase such as "sibling rivalry" is used
- if it is pointed out that BOTH STAALS ARE ON THE ICE
- if anyone mentions the sod farm
- if any random facts are introduced about the present Staals or the Staal family
- if the Staal parents are mentioned
- if any Staal reference occurs that would simply not occur in a one-Staal game

Doubleshot to be taken if:
- a comparative Staal brother graphic is shown on the screen
- if they are verbally compared AT LENGTH by the announcers (use your own discretion in deciding what "length" is)
- if a video clip of the brothers/family is shown
- if an interview with a Staal brother happens at intermission (add an additional shot if the Staal brother is asked anything about playing against his brother)
- if the Staal parents are in attendance (this cancels out taking a single shot if the parents are mentioned, but not if they are mentioned separately from the fact that they are in attendance)

If you're playing an advanced version of this game, you can mix yourself a drink and keep it nearby.

You can work on the mixed drink if:
- there is an intermission feature on the Staal brothers
- there is a mention of a Staal on Staal play, such as a Staal delivering a crushing check on another Staal, or a Staal being stripped of the puck by another Staal
- if the game is over and the team you were rooting for shit its pants


http://www.puckhuffers.com/2009/01/puck ... thers.html

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one might as well take a gun and end their lives right now 'cause no one is possibly going to survive that, especially its on MSG or CBC (bob cole FTW!)
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Postby Johnny » 5/17/2009, 2:12 pm

Many ER's across the county will be inudated with cases of severe alchohol poisoning. :nod:
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Postby Dr. Hobo » 5/17/2009, 4:00 pm

fo sho
i think im on the hawks bandwagon now
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Postby Bandalero » 8/24/2009, 7:56 pm

U of H Coogs going no worse than 11-1. Check the schedule, only 1 loss and that's a maybe.

Northwestern State
No. 9 Oklahoma State
Texas Tech
UTEP
Mississippi State
Tulane
Southern Methodist
Southern Miss
Tulsa
UCF
Memphis
Rice


Ok State is the maybe. everyting else is a lock! :mrgreen:
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Postby Dr. Hobo » 12/12/2009, 11:22 pm

heheheh
how bout them UCF knights reno? heheh
y'all lost to my brothers school?! wtf?! :lol:
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Postby Johnny » 12/13/2009, 2:06 pm

I wanna know who's gonna be on team canada already! :nod:
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Postby Dr. Hobo » 12/13/2009, 5:27 pm

which one?
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Postby Dr. Hobo » 1/1/2010, 10:46 am

who the fuck starts a bowl game at 11 fucking am on new years day?! how the fuck are peeps gonna tail gate the bitch in tampa?! as if anyone who went to ybor city is actually sober....
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Postby Johnny » 1/1/2010, 11:19 pm

Ybor city is a shithole anyways.
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Postby Dr. Hobo » 1/2/2010, 7:47 am

you went there? lol
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Postby Johnny » 1/2/2010, 11:10 am

No, I saw it on an episode of Ghost Hunters. :nod:


And I wanted to talk shit. :nod:


And I'm an ass. :nod:
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Postby Dr. Hobo » 1/2/2010, 12:00 pm

g'job :nod:
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Postby Dr. Hobo » 1/4/2010, 6:32 am

i know the spurs lost and all last night against the raptors but tim duncan is the man.. is there a better role model in the NBA then him? the closest i can think of is lebron but even he's had a blemish or two in his career but duncan and the admiral havent had any i can think of..
always loved those two with the spurs :nod:
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Postby Dr. Hobo » 10/8/2010, 7:59 am

man was i wrong about lebron...
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Postby Dr. Hobo » 10/11/2010, 6:15 am

god damn did my fantasy team get smoked this week. wow.
malcolm floyd alone scored nearly half my points... he almost single handedly outscored 1 other WR + 3 rbs + te + qb + d + kicker :lol:
then again... everyone else save for my kicker + qb left or were hurt during their games for at least a few plays...
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Postby Dr. Hobo » 10/11/2010, 7:08 am

todd collins is my hero.
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Postby Johnny » 10/11/2010, 10:37 am

Good job, loser.
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Postby Dr. Hobo » 10/19/2010, 7:12 am

my fantasy team continues to rock.. i should rename team discovery channel to team ICU :nod:
1 TE + WR lost for the year (clayton and finley). RBs are a mess w/ 2 guys injured (addai and pierre thomas) + my best back has his bye (arian foster) + maurice jones-drew doing shit all (i blame garrard) and on top of that im going to lose malcolm floyd this week to injury :lol:
im down to 1 healthy wide receiver :lol:
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Postby Dr. Hobo » 11/23/2010, 10:34 am

i changed the name of my team..
team discovery channel has been rebranded as Team Intensive Care Unit... Team ICU coming to a hospital near you. imnotmakingtheplayoffs :D
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