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by **Neil** » 4/10/2008, 6:08 am

Joe Sakic can lick up the sweat from my balls and floss with my pubes.

by **Dr. Hobo** » 4/10/2008, 6:13 am

that or you know.. you'd look at joe funny and would immediately get jumped by hannan, smyth, finger, foote (i would not want to mess with adam foote) or roughly 20 other guys on that roster :nod:

hell even foppa would kick your ass.. and before anyone says anything about peter forsberg.. ive been watching hockey since i was 4. im 28. forsberg is one of the toughest SOBs ive EVER seen play. he may not fight like iginla or lecavalier but hes just as tough and as they are so yeah, and for the record iggy and vinnie lec can throw em if/when they want to.

by **Lando** » 4/10/2008, 7:18 am

Joe Sakic is awesome, he's been one of my favourite players since I was little.

by **Kicker774** » 4/10/2008, 8:21 am

Yea Sakic is usually a good guy.

I mean the benches could be cleared and there would be Wings and Avs players putting skates on their hands and attacking each other and you would find Yzerman and Sakic at center ice.

"Hey Joe hows the wife doin?"
"Yea the wife great, we're going to aruba this summer. How are the kids?"
"Kids are great Molly just won first place at her piano recital last week. Ooo watch out there"

*Sakic ducks as a stray metal folding chair flies just missing his head*

I believe Sakic also had a game winner or two for Team Canada a few years back.

by **Dr. Hobo** » 4/10/2008, 10:02 am

sakic = hall of famer.

by **Johnny** » 4/10/2008, 10:35 am

Sakic = good guy!

I want the avs to take the west.

by **thegreatbrando** » 4/10/2008, 2:49 pm

Sakic is clutch, and clutch is everything in life.

by **Neil** » 4/10/2008, 5:15 pm

Well I am allowed to not like Sakic because he could single handedly drop the Wild out of the playoffs. Ugh! Sucky.

by **starseed_10** » 4/11/2008, 10:02 am

Go Sharks.

by **starseed_10** » 4/11/2008, 10:03 am

And Wings and Habs.

by **starseed_10** » 4/11/2008, 10:03 am

I want a detroit / mtrl final only if i can get tickets.

Otherwise, go Sharks.

by **Dr. Hobo** » 4/11/2008, 10:48 am

as long as theo keeps poppin the propecia for his hair loss problems (:lol:) then the avs will be fine (well should be)

by **Kicker774** » 6/3/2008, 4:18 pm

Without spoiling it for others who may have not seen it yet.

Last night was one of the greatest hockey games I've ever seen.

Not THE greatest. But defintley a great game.

by **Lando** » 6/4/2008, 1:35 am

Dude, when the puck landed on the net TWICE!? that was crazy!

by **Johnny** » 6/4/2008, 9:21 am

You actually watched the game Lando? :O

And yes, it was a really good game.

by **Dr. Hobo** » 6/4/2008, 9:35 am

im waiting impatiently for the draft and free agency :nod:

sundin a hab? a sen? a wing? leafs pissed off from all over and bitching about it for hours on end? now THAT is gold :nod:

by **Johnny** » 6/4/2008, 2:57 pm

The thing is, how much is Sundin worth? I reckon its 6-7 mill a season.

by **Dr. Hobo** » 6/4/2008, 3:48 pm

ive been hearing in the 13 mil for 2 years or 1 year in the 7 mil range but im not sure

by **Dr. Hobo** » 6/5/2008, 3:54 am

congrats to nik lidstrom on being the first euro captain to win the stanley cup.. now hopefully that BS about not being able to win with euro captains ends and anyone i ever meet who says otherwise will be forced to eat drillbit. fucktard.

by **Lando** » 6/5/2008, 4:42 am

i want to see an asian captain win.

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