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Postby Dr. Hobo » 5/6/2007, 4:48 pm

[22:49] sandnippy: hmmmm i wonder if i make an amazingly awesome post in response to a bot
[22:49] rochyorbust: hahahaha
[22:49] sandnippy: if the mods/admin will just lock the thread and make it sticky
[22:49] rochyorbust: haha
[22:50] sandnippy: Posted: Sun 06 May, 2007 10:50 am Post subject: next generation of... Reply with quote
Introducing the next generation of wood pellets! wood pellets Our products are superior quality!
[22:50] rochyorbust: wood pallets?!?
[22:50] rochyorbust: bots are advertising wood pellets?!?!?!?
[22:50] sandnippy: no no pellets
[22:50] sandnippy: yes
[22:50] rochyorbust: yeah typo!
[22:50] sandnippy: bUT
[22:50] sandnippy: er
[22:50] sandnippy: BUT
[22:50] sandnippy: theyre SUPERIOR TECHNOLOGY pellets!
[22:50] rochyorbust: hahahahha
[22:50] sandnippy: how can you argue with that?
[22:51] rochyorbust: i guess i can't!
[22:51] sandnippy: i know
[22:51] sandnippy: if only we had these new techonlogically advance wood pellets when we lived in canada
[22:51] sandnippy: !
[22:51] rochyorbust: iknow
[22:51] sandnippy: to use in our wood pellet burning stove
[22:51] rochyorbust: so sad
[22:52] sandnippy: i wonder if they pour themselves into the hopper for the stove
[22:52] sandnippy: instead of me having to lift 40lb bags like a sucker
[22:52] rochyorbust: hahahahah
[22:53] sandnippy: "our pellets are so advanced.. they carry themselves for you"
[22:53] sandnippy: "AND THEY BRING YOU ICE COLD BEER! (from your NEIGHBOURS fridge if you have none!"
[22:54] rochyorbust: omg!!!
[22:54] rochyorbust: hahahah
[22:54] sandnippy: omg is right!
[22:54] sandnippy: + one!wtfbbq!
[22:54] rochyorbust: :O
[22:54] sandnippy: AND it gets better
[22:54] rochyorbust: :O :O :O
[22:54] sandnippy: they eat tresspassers and burglers
[22:54] sandnippy: except the hamburlger because hes cool
[22:55] rochyorbust: eat them!?!? omg!
[22:55] sandnippy: only out of love
[22:56] rochyorbust: hahahaha
[22:56] sandnippy: "hello trespasser.. i love you... *CHOMP*"
[22:57] rochyorbust: hahahahhahah
[23:01] sandnippy: now i want those wood pellets :(
[23:01] sandnippy: theyre so loving and caring
[23:01] rochyorbust: hhahahaha
[23:01] sandnippy: when we bought em.. the non-technologically advanced ones.. they did nothing
[23:01] sandnippy: other weigh a lot
[23:01] sandnippy: and burn
[23:01] rochyorbust: pff
[23:01] rochyorbust: useless pellets
[23:01] sandnippy: and like.. provide heat
[23:01] sandnippy: other than that
[23:01] sandnippy: nothing!
[23:02] sandnippy: oh and they made for good things to toss at my bro
[23:02] sandnippy: or bounce of nippy's head when she wasnt looking (lightly of course)
[23:02] sandnippy: cuz she'd get confused
[23:02] sandnippy: and try and eat em
[23:03] rochyorbust: aww hahaha
[23:03] sandnippy: but these new ones
[23:03] sandnippy: with the technology
[23:03] sandnippy: she COULD eat em
[23:04] sandnippy: and they'd be GOOD for her too!
[23:04] rochyorbust: :O
[23:04] sandnippy: they'd all lovingly line up in her mouth
[23:04] sandnippy: and let her chomp them to mush
[23:04] sandnippy: and happily slide down her throat
[23:04] rochyorbust: hahahaha
[23:04] sandnippy: and clean any stuff that needs to be cleaned along the way
[23:05] sandnippy: oh and they'd brush her teef while in her mouth
[23:05] rochyorbust: maybe we should start eating some of these
[23:05] sandnippy: i dunno
[23:05] sandnippy: nippy gets jealous when others eat her stuff
[23:06] rochyorbust: we could blindfold her
[23:06] sandnippy: she hates that :O
[23:06] sandnippy: she bites the blind fold
[23:06] sandnippy: and takes it off
[23:06] sandnippy: then tries to rip it apart
[23:06] sandnippy: or barks at me
[23:07] rochyorbust: i'm ok with that :-D
[23:07] sandnippy: she'll bark at you more
[23:07] sandnippy: oh and she bares her teef
[23:07] sandnippy: all menacingly
[23:08] rochyorbust: pff i'll hide behind you
[23:08] sandnippy: shes smart
[23:08] sandnippy: she'll know you're there!
[23:09] sandnippy: Image
[23:09] sandnippy: look at what happened to the last dude who tried that!
[23:10] sandnippy: and dont pretend to be a fly either! shes got that one covered too!
[23:10] sandnippy: Image
[23:10] rochyorbust: oh noes!
[23:14] sandnippy: damn i cant get ahold of mat
[23:14] sandnippy: t
[23:14] sandnippy: this whole convo needs to be placed with the original post
[23:14] sandnippy: since its all about the magical and technologically advanced wood pellets
[23:14] sandnippy: but i forget who the admins on the cm are :(
[23:14] rochyorbust: hahahaha
[23:14] rochyorbust: try josh
[23:15] rochyorbust: hah, so duncan's running the olp myspace now?
[23:15] sandnippy: matts in "bristol"
[23:15] sandnippy: no i am
[23:15] rochyorbust: lies!
[23:15] sandnippy: through my army of technologically advanced wood pellets
[23:15] sandnippy: "duncan" is just a frotn
[23:15] sandnippy: front
[23:15] rochyorbust: :O
[23:16] sandnippy: its also a back
[23:17] sandnippy: and possibly a donkey
[23:17] rochyorbust: hahahahah
go fuck yourself.
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Postby starseed_10 » 5/6/2007, 4:57 pm

hamburgler's sweet :nod:
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Postby Dr. Hobo » 5/6/2007, 5:03 pm

i know :love:
that dude is just awesome
the only good kinda klepto is a food klepto :nod:
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Postby starseed_10 » 5/6/2007, 5:34 pm

Except those jerk kids who keep stealing Trix from that rabbit. What's a guy gotta do to catch a break?
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Postby Dr. Hobo » 5/7/2007, 3:53 am

good point
i say we find those kids and give em a good beating :nod:
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Postby AnnieDreams » 5/7/2007, 4:41 pm

what about the ones trying to steal Lucky's Lucky Charms?
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Postby Dr. Hobo » 5/7/2007, 4:50 pm

we kill em with spy coins
go fuck yourself.
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Postby starseed_10 » 5/7/2007, 5:26 pm

I'm down.
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Postby AnnieDreams » 5/7/2007, 7:18 pm

deal.
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Postby Dr. Hobo » 5/8/2007, 7:32 am

most excellent
spy coins are the way to go
man i cant believe they had some sorta nano-tech incorporated into the coins O_o
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Postby Johnny » 5/8/2007, 12:13 pm

We're regular James Bonds over here. :nod:

Now to head to America to sleep with beautiful women whilst in the middle of imminent, life threatening danger!
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Postby Dr. Hobo » 5/8/2007, 12:33 pm

of course :nod:
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Postby AnnieDreams » 5/9/2007, 5:38 am

I don't wanna sleep with beautiful women!
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Postby Dr. Hobo » 5/9/2007, 10:01 am

you can sleep with or without whomever you want :nod:
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Postby AnnieDreams » 5/9/2007, 2:05 pm

okay.
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Postby Dr. Hobo » 5/9/2007, 2:17 pm

excellent :nod:
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Re: next generation of...

Postby Dr. Hobo » 6/21/2013, 2:17 am

why the fuck did you people never have me permanently locked up in a mental institution?
im offended.
and free.


on a completely awesomely related note.. NIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY <3
i go cry now.
go fuck yourself.
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