by Joe Cooler » 2/11/2006, 7:14 pm
Several over iced, calorie packed slices later, Faninor walked in, noticed the half eaten cake and sat down. Frank, being a kind host, offered Faninor a large slice, saying, "I can't eat anymore, it goes straight to my hips." Faninor graciously accepted, pulled out fork and knife, and prepared for the long haul. After a few delightful bites, an alien barged in, it's mouths agape in horror! "What in the blazes is wrong, Faninor asked..... want some cake?" That’s not "cake" you dimwit, that's our other god Pannigigen from the planet, transfatinon, and you've eaten him. So they hauled Faninor off to be executed, despite his god status.