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by **namkablam** » 10/9/2005, 3:04 pm

WTF, it's WTE!!

by **afealicious** » 10/9/2005, 3:06 pm

haha, about time!

by **thirdhour** » 10/9/2005, 3:06 pm

he totally added me to msn to send me a song and he totally talked to me and he's totally wte! and that's totally cool with me, but in reality i don't really know him, but i know everyone else thinks he's the rock, so i think i might get to know him.

in summary, woot woot tom!

Website · by **xoNoDoubt69** » 10/9/2005, 4:23 pm

he's a robot :nod:

by **afealicious** » 10/9/2005, 4:29 pm

he's a thirty-year-old plumber living on a farm :nod:

by **xjsb125** » 10/9/2005, 5:31 pm

I like talking as Tom on the hub. Even though I give him a hard time, he's pretty damn funny and keeps us laughing with his silly songs and prose.

Website · by **xoNoDoubt69** » 10/9/2005, 5:50 pm

he walks his dogs alot.

by **Waiting to Exist** » 10/9/2005, 6:45 pm

Hope was having trouble writing a song for me, so I took the liberty of jotting down this little ditty.

Hey Tom!
Everyone calls you fetus!
Your mom!
She is gonna eat us!
Hey hub!
You make jokes at his expense!
Hey luv!
Line four makes no sense!

Bop, wop, boop.

EDIT: oh yes, and thank you everyone. Including Hope.

VVVVVV

last.fm · by **Hope** » 10/9/2005, 6:45 pm

^hahah yeah for sure :lol:

EDIT: this was to melissa's post.

from i-don't-know-when:

WTE says:
Well.

- Jen - and i'm an apology says:
well.

WTE says:
A deep hole.

- Jen - and i'm an apology says:
yes.

- Jen - and i'm an apology says:
hole...

- Jen - and i'm an apology says:
holes!

WTE says:
roots!

- Jen - and i'm an apology says:
potatoes!

WTE says:
I don't think there's an e.

- Jen - and i'm an apology says:
yes there is

- Jen - and i'm an apology says:
potatos is WRONG

- Jen - and i'm an apology says:
its potatoes.

- Jen - and i'm an apology says:
potato --> wte

- Jen - and i'm an apology says:
wte is thomas.

- Jen - and i'm an apology says:
thomas is patrick

- Jen - and i'm an apology says:
patrick is a saint

- Jen - and i'm an apology says:
saint is like an angel

- Jen - and i'm an apology says:
angel is like angels losing sleep

- Jen - and i'm an apology says:
angels is like angles

- Jen - and i'm an apology says:
angles is like math

WTE says:
...continue.

- Jen - and i'm an apology says:
math is like physics

- Jen - and i'm an apology says:
physics is like science

- Jen - and i'm an apology says:
science isnt like art

- Jen - and i'm an apology says:
art is like writing

- Jen - and i'm an apology says:
writing is like books

- Jen - and i'm an apology says:
books is like paper

WTE says:
Hmmm.

WTE says:
I see where you're going with this.

- Jen - and i'm an apology says:
where?

WTE says:
paper is thin, thin is frosted flakes, frosted flakes are flakey, thus, Thomas is flakey.

WTE says:
Thanks.

- Jen - and i'm an apology says:
ehn, no

- Jen - and i'm an apology says:
frosted flakes are cool

WTE says:
No, I don't know what to take from that.

- Jen - and i'm an apology says:
thomas is cool!

WTE says:
...

WTE says:
cracky.

WTE says:
Anyway, it's 9:45!

WTE says:
For you.

- Jen - and i'm an apology says:
yes.

WTE says:
Thus I am awesome.

WTE says:
^5

- Jen - and i'm an apology says:
and awesome is like..

WTE says:
Awesome is like JEN!

WTE says:
Thus I am your twin, which we already knew.

- Jen - and i'm an apology says:
:O

WTE says:
We now have a logical proof of us being twins.

- Jen - and i'm an apology says:
cool

by **nikki4982** » 10/9/2005, 7:05 pm

[04:38] <WTE> If I'm ever a popular musician I will make frequent stops on fan boards and make fun of everybody there.
[04:38] <WTE> Because what kind of nerd listens to me?
[04:38] <nikki4982> hahahaha that'd be awesome
[04:38] <nikki4982> "YOU GUYS ARE STUPID! I SUCK!! STOP LISTENING TO ME!!!"
[04:38] <WTE> I would be like, "NO! STOP LISTENING TO THIS CRAP! HAVEN'T YOU EVER HEARD OF THE BEATLES??? ANYTHING BUT THIS!"
[04:38] <Teedus18> lol
[04:39] <WTE> Oh, Nikki, it would be grand.
[04:53] <WTE> If I have a kid and am a popular musician, I am going to name him after my band, and put his name someplace in all of my songs, so that he has an awful life.
[04:53] <WTE> Maybe I will sing his school schedule, wedding date, and current place of residence, too.
[04:53] <nikki4982> HAHAHHAHAHA
[04:54] <nikki4982> i want you to become a huge musician just because i'd love to watch the trainwreck
[04:54] <WTE> I think it would be wonderful.
[04:54] <WTE> All my interviews would alienate one portion of my fans.
[04:54] <WTE> Until I had none.
[04:55] <WTE> But I would be subtle about it.
[04:55] <nikki4982> hahahhahahahah
[04:55] <WTE> "Who was your main influence growing up?" "Certainly not the DEMOCRATS."
[04:55] <nikki4982> HAHAHA
[04:56] <WTE> If I am ever famous I will send you a letter, Nikki, so that you can keep track of these things.
[04:58] <nikki4982> hahahha yay! i get a letter!
[04:58] <Teedus18> lol
[04:59] <WTE> Yes, you can tell your friends, "I knew WTE when he was young!" And they will say, "Who is that?" because why would I use Waiting to Exist as my name in real life?
[04:59] <WTE> Haha! I just remembered how to ding!
[05:00] <nikki4982> hahahhahaha

by **happening fish** » 10/9/2005, 7:59 pm

i don't know you, but reading through this i feel like i want to now :lol:

by **Dr. Hobo** » 10/9/2005, 10:50 pm

hey fetus!

apple.sauce.bitch.

by **afealicious** » 10/9/2005, 10:51 pm

oh my scrolling finger. oh oh.

by **Waiting to Exist** » 10/9/2005, 10:51 pm

He always gets me

by **Dr. Hobo** » 10/9/2005, 10:54 pm

pwned.

by **Waiting to Exist** » 10/9/2005, 10:56 pm

IS THERE NO SANCTUARY???

Side note: I am using the quick reply box for the first time in my many months here.

by **happening fish** » 10/9/2005, 10:57 pm

WHY?
I DONT' UNDERSTAND THAT
USE THE EFFING QUICK BOX PEOPLE

by **Waiting to Exist** » 10/9/2005, 10:58 pm

The regular box makes me feel safer.

Side note: using the regular reply now.

Website · by **xoNoDoubt69** » 10/9/2005, 10:58 pm

i always do! only time i don't is if i forget a code.

by **Dr. Hobo** » 10/9/2005, 10:59 pm

im the same as melissa :nod:

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