Lando (Lando)

[Gimme_Shelter]

like i said, i think i have let enough out of the bag for now


maybe later

[Dr. Hobo]

that works
as long as i dont get bored

[Gimme_Shelter]

to late

your already bored arent you

[faninor]

If you don't want to tell more stories yet, you could always tell the same ones again.

[Gimme_Shelter]

sure

what can i say about him



being the only person here who actually knows him well and hangs out with him often i could say a lot,
so i will


He is a real bastard, on time we went out for something to eat and the whole time he just sat their ordering the waitress to put the food in his mouth for him. after that he went into the back and slapped the cook because the drinks werent as good as he wanted.

We tried to tell him that the cook had nothing to do with the drinks but he didnt care.

Another time i went over to his house and he was slapping a baby, im not even sure where he got the child from. Probably stole from a nursery or something.

Once when we were at a movie he kept on taking the hand of the person next time him and placing it on his crotch. He didnt know the person, he just said to them "im only using you until i find someone whos better looking........ ugly skank"

I could tell you the story of how i first meet him. it was a different place and a different time, we called it... "The 90's".
I was walking down the hall at highschool and i saw this guy pissing in someones locker, turns out their was also somebody in the locker.




but i think i have said enough for now

[Dr. Hobo]

i wasnt bored

[Lando]

Just to let everyone know. All of these stories are completely factual except for one thing.

I didn't call her a skank, I called her a Ho-Bag.

Oh and I took the baby from a local daycare near by.

[Dr. Hobo]

ho-bag seems more like you

[trentm32]

ho-bags rule.

[Gimme_Shelter]

you rule, but only because you have the 32 in your name

without it you have nothing

[Lando]

I remember this "Lando" guy, he used to post on this weird place called the CM...

[saman]

oh yeah, i remember that guy. he was an interesting character, that "lando" feller

[Lando]

I hear he can talk to goats.

[Johnny]

I hear he does other things with goats.

[saman]

[Lando]

It's true, goats make the perfect girlfriend, they never talk back, so I can talk all I want! That's also why I can have my way with them.

[Kathy]

and they eat garbage, so your house/apartment should stay nice and clean

[Johnny]

Lando reeks of goat lovin'

[its4am_isanybodyhome]

you know goats don't eat everything, contrary to popular belief...they are actually very picky eaters...(at least i read that somewhere)

[beautiful liar]

i can confirm that. i used to help take care of a goat named pepper.