OMG SUPERCOOL LYRIC THREAD LIKE WHOA!

[closeyoureyes]

Everybody in the funhouse
Says they want out
But we're taking our time
'Cos we're in love with time
Whole generations thinking of themselves
As infidels and pop stars
While the bomb loses patience
We line up and just lean against the bar

Stone cold sober, looking for bottles of love.

Caught in the headlights
Wide-eyed and ready to receive
We are the dead life
Locked in dogfights, lost in disbelief
And these dark days
Make the nights seem brighter than they are
So while Fleet Street rolls and the moon glows
In the funhouse the fun starts

Stone cold sober, looking for bottles of love.

Born in the half-light
Of threats and bribes
In a hopeless porn parade
We get the dog's life, tidbits train us
What to wear, what not to say
When you're footloose but you just feel limbless
Life gets in the way
So we get loaded or totally legless
But stay the same

Stone cold sober, looking for bottles of love.

[Random Name]

Shit fuck hell damn shit fuck shit.
fuck.

[Rusty]

Fear Of The Dark
Steve Harris

I am a man who walks alone
And when I'm walking a dark road
At night or strolling through the park

When the light begins to change
I sometimes feel a little strange
A little anxious when it's dark

Fear of the dark, fear of the dark
I have constant fear that something's
always near
Fear of the dark, fear of the dark
I have a phobia that someone's
always there

Have you run your fingers down
the wall
And have you felt your neck skin crawl
When you're searching for the light?
Sometimes when you're scared
to take a look
At the corner of the room
You've sensed that something's
watching you

Have you ever been alone at night
Thought you heard footsteps behind
And turned around and no one's there?
And as you quicken up your pace
You find it hard to look again
Because you're sure there's
someone there

Watching horror films the night before
Debating witches and folklores
The unknown troubles on your mind
Maybe your mind is playing tricks
You sense, and suddenly eyes fix
On dancing shadows from behind

Fear of the dark, fear of the dark
I have constant fear that something's
always near
Fear of the dark, fear of the dark
I have a phobia that someone's
always there

When I'm walking a dark road
I am a man who walks alone

[Sonya]

i first read that title as "Fear of the Duck'.

[Rusty]

Ducks are mighty scary. I mean look at these beasts!!!!

[Axtech]

Rubber Duckie, you're the one,
You make bathtime lots of fun,
Rubber Duckie, I'm awfully fond of you;
(woh woh, bee doh!)

Rubber Duckie, joy of joys,
When I squeeze you, you make noise!
Rubber Duckie, you're my very best friend, it's true!
(doo doo doo doooo, doo doo)

Every day when I
Make my way to the tubby
I find a little fella who's
Cute and yellow and chubby
(rub-a-dub-a-dubby!)

Rubber Duckie, you're so fine
And I'm lucky that you're mine
Rubber duckie, I'm awfully fond of you.

Every day when I
Make my way to the tubby
I find a little fella who's
Cute and yellow and chubby
(rub-a-dub-a-dubby!)

Rubber Duckie, you're so fine
And I'm lucky that you're mine
Rubber duckie, I'm awfully fond of -
Rubber duckie, I'd like a whole pond of -
Rubber duckie I'm awfully fond of you!
(doo doo, be doo.)

[Sonya]

i've got the dead rubber duckie hanging in my locker.



and it literally IS hanging. i made a noose out of thread. it looks awesome.

[Axtech]

[Rusty]

The poor ducky. Now go and check, conversation going nowhere.

[Rusty]

The Apparition
Steve Harris, Janick Gers

Now I'm here can you see me
'Cos I'm out on my own
When the room goes cold tell me
you can feel me
..........'cos I'm here

Here I am, can you see me
Passing through, on my way
To a place I'd been to only in my
dreams... before

In a world of delusion
Never turn your back on a friend
'Cos you can count your
real true friends on one hand

..........through life

There are those that deceive you
There are those that'll let you down
Is there someone out there that would
die for you
..........thought not

Live your life with a passion
Everything you do, do well
You only get out of life what you put in
..........so they say

In a world of confusion
People never say what they mean
If you want a straight answer
go look for one
..........right now

In a room full of strangers
Do you stand with your back to the wall
Do you sometimes feel like you're
on the outside
..........looking in?

You can make your own luck
You create your destiny
I believe you have the power
if you want to
..........it's true

You can do what you want to
If you try a little bit harder
A little bit of faith goes a long way
..........it does

Are we here for a reason?
I'd like to know just what you think
It would be nice to know what
happens when we die
..........wouldn't it?

There are some who are wise
There are some who are born naive
I believe that there are some that must
have lived before
..........don't you?

As for me, well I'm thinking
You gotta keep an open mind
But I hope that my life's not an
open and shut case

Extrasensory Perception
Life after death, telepathy
Can the soul live on and travel through
space and time?

You know I feel so elated
'Cos I'm about to find it out
And when I know all the answers
Maybe then I'll come back
..........to fill you in

You don't be alarmed now
If I try to contact you
If things go missing or get moved around
...it's me
And don't disbelieve it
No matter what your "friends"
might say
We'll meet up again someplace
some way
..........one day

[happening fish]

I was sitting there watching TV
Wendy came and sat on my knee
She put her finger in my ear
But I pulled it out so I could hear
What the newsman on the television said
He said the king of rock 'n' roll was dead
And in the spooky television light
She said, "Don't ever forget this night"

I was fucking Wendy under the stars the night that Elvis died

As we walked across the dew wet field
I never ever thought she would yield
To my young body's aching desire
For an older woman's well banked fire
By the left hand I was led
To the place that we would make our bed
And embracing in the blue moonlight
She said, "Don't ever forget this night"

I was fucking Wendy under the stars the night that Elvis died


She was 31 I was 17
I found out then what passion could mean
I thought I loved her but I didn't know how
I don't love her when I see her now
With the tape deck turned up loud
she made a young man feel strong and proud
And in the coolness of the morning light
She said, "Don't ever forget this night"

I was fucking Wendy under the stars the night that Elvis died

[sandsleeper]

^ what song is that/who be it by?

kevin devine - haircut

i saw your haircut in a storefront
the choppy sides and perfect bangs
i loved the way it framed the model's cheekbones
the blank expression on her face
so i went inside and tried to buy it
but i got told it's not for sale
i got embarrased and i decked the sale's clerk
stole the wig and ran like hell
and i figured i would come and show you
so i kept runnin' towards your house
then i remembered i don't have your address
least not the one you live at now
so i headed home to get collected
to let the red flush from my face
i took out my notebook and i sketched you smilin'
i like to think of you that way
and i put your haircut in my closet
next to your tshirts and your cards
i turned the light out and i sunk in slowly
countin' sheep and breathing hard
but when it comes it's way too quickly
and it busts apart the faith i've grown
see i can't stop myself from hurtin' you
so i guess i won't

[happening fish]

^ what song is that/who be it by?

the Odds - Wendy Under The Stars

[happening fish]

the Odds - Heterosexual Man

I wanna make every woman I see
I wanna make every woman I see
Do you know what's the matter with me
I'm a heterosexual man
Just a heterosexual man

I wanna do every woman I know
I wanna do it to them in their clothes
I wanna make it with'em don't you know
I'm a heterosexual man
It's just a problem with my glands

I'm a heteroooosexuallll heterosexual man
I'm a heteroooosexuallll heterosexual man

I wanna make every woman I see
I wanna make every woman I see
Maybe make a make a baby with me
Cause I'm a heterosexual man
Just a heterosexual man

I wanna have every woman I know
I wanna have'em take off their clothes
I'll make it with them unless they say no
Cause I'm a heterosexual man
I'll make it with them whenever I can

I'm a heteroooosexuallll heterosexual man
I'm a heteroooosexuallll heterosexual man

I'm heterosexual

I wanna get every girl on the globe
We kiss & hug & then we disrobe
It's a short circuit in the frontal lobe
Cause I'm heterosexual man
It's just a problem with my glands

I'm heteroooosexuallll heterosexual man
I'm a heteroooosexuallll heterosexual man
I'm a heteroooosexuallll heterosexual man
I'm heteroooosexuallll heterosexual man!

[Sonya]

our lady peace - thief

i don't want to understand this horror
there's a weight in your eyes, i can't admit
everybody ends up here in bottles
but the name tags the last thing you wanted
as the world explodes we fall out of it
and we can't let go because this
will not go away
there's a house built out in space

and i can't see that thief that lives inside of your head
but i can be some courage at the side of your bed
and i don't know what's happening and i can't pretend
but i can be your, be your

someone help us understand who ordered
this disgusting arrangement with time and the end
i don't want to hear who walked on water
cause the hallways are empty, clocks tick

as the world implodes
we fall into it
and we can't go home because this will not go away
there's a house built out in space

and i can't see that thief that lives inside of your head
but i can be some courage at the side of your bed
and i don't know what's happening and i can't pretend
it's a long, long getaway, it's a long, long getaway

make it home again
make it home again
it's a long, long getaway, it's a long, long getaway

and i can't see that thief that lives inside of your head
but i can be some courage at the side of your bed
and i don't know what's happening and i can't pretend
but i can be your, be your

i'm here

and i can be your, be your

i'm here

it's a long, long getaway

[nikki4982]

nikki i feel your pain

At least you weren't in a hotel lobby masturbating with a magazine!!

I like how the only song about Nikki was the song that got Parental Advisory stickers on music.

there was another song with my name i foudn a long time ago but i'm scared to look for it. i just remember it sounded like a porn song cause everyline had something to do with sex

I remember that!!! That was when the hubbers were all searching for songs with our names in them. I still liked trying to find one for Nam. His songs ruled.

AC/DC
Big Balls

Bahahahah, that song is sooooooooooooooooooooooooo hilarious.

[clumsychild_]

Ground control to Major Tom
Ground control to Major Tom
Take your protein pills and put your helmet on

Ground control to Major Tom
(10, 9, 8, 7)
Commencing countdown, engines on
(6, 5, 4, 3)
Check ignition, and may God's love be with you
(2, 1, liftoff)

This is ground control to Major Tom,
You've really made the grade
And the papers want to know whose shirts you wear
Now it's time to leave the capsule if you dare

This is Major Tom to ground control
I'm stepping through the door
And I'm floating in the most peculiar way
And the stars look very different today

For here am I sitting in a tin can
Far above the world
Planet Earth is blue, and there's nothing I can do

Though I'm past 100,000 miles
I'm feeling very still
And I think my spaceship knows which way to go
Tell my wife I love her very much, she knows

Ground control to Major Tom,
Your circuit's dead, there's something wrong
Can you hear me Major Tom?
Can you hear me Major Tom?
Can you hear me Major Tom?
Can you...

Here am I sitting in a tin can
Far above the moon
Planet Earth is blue, and there's nothing I can do....

[One-Eye]

<i>Blake says no one ever really loved him
they just faked it to get money from the government
and Blake thinks angels grow when you plant angel dust
he shakes his pretty head, but darling, trust me, trust me
he's no valentine
though he said he would be mine
his heart is in Alaska all the time

Blake stays underwater for the most part
he collects loose change for all Tamara's parties
and when Blake dates girls with tattoos of the pyramids
he breaks their hearts by saying it's not permanent
but in his velvet mind
he believes with all his might
we'll all go to Alaska when we die

Blake makes friends but only for a minute
he prefers the things he orders from the internet
and Blake's been having trouble with his head again
he takes his pills but never takes his medicine
like candy in his pride
he likes his shirts to shine
and when it's two o'clock it feels like nine

Blake says he is sorry he got through to me
if it's okay, he'll call right back and talk to the machine
Blake says it looks like acid rain today
he takes the fish inside, he's very kind that way
and just like Caroline
he doesn't seem to mind
the glow is getting warmer all the time

it's still cold in Alaska
it's still cold in Alaska
it's still cold in Alaska</i>

Amanda Palmer, "Blake Says"

[Sonya]

Jenny, Jenny, who can I turn to?
You give me somethin' I can hold on to
I know you think i'm like the others before
Who saw your name and number on the wall

Jenny I got your number
I need to make you mine
Jenny don't change your number
867-5309

Jenny, Jenny, you're the girl for me
Oh you don't know me but you make me so happy.
I tried to call you before, but I lost my nerve
I tried my immagination, but I was discouraged

Jenny I got your number
I need to make you mine
Jenny don't change your number
867-5309

I got it, I got, I got it
I got your number on the wall
I got it, I got, I got it
For a good time, For a good time call....

Jenny don't change your number
I need to make you mine
Jenny I call your number
867-5309

Jenny, Jenny, who can I turn to?
867-5309

For the price of a dime I can always turn to you
867-5309

[One-Eye]

<i>I know I'm not too much of a bargain
and you know that's not what you bargained for
as the hours turn into days
pretty soon lost in the haze
it's up to you and me, and who's to say
these could be the good old days

I like waking up after a bad dream
makes it feel like life ain't bad
little kids go out to play
they're just happy it's another day
it's up to you and me, and who's to say
these could be the good old days

I guess I could be your quiet hero
no one knows the good I've done
you're not sure, well that's okay
'cause I am and I'm not afraid
it's up to you and me, and who's to say
these could be the good old days</i>


Eels, "Good Old Days"