TTYNKAM (TYPDCAA) IV

superrgirll · Post by **superrgirll** » 12/19/2004, 12:45 am

i almost gouged my eye out at work today. one of those display peg things holding shoe laces got me in the face. like half an inch away from my eye. and these's a bruise. and it hurts when i touch it. *keeps touching it* and the new guy was there when it happened so i look so smooth.

joe_canadian · Post by **joe_canadian** » 12/19/2004, 12:46 am

Blame it on the new guy and get him fired. :nod:

Joe Cooler · Post by **Joe Cooler** » 12/19/2004, 12:55 am

And make sure to yell "Merry Christmas Punk!" when he gets the boot.

superrgirll · Post by **superrgirll** » 12/19/2004, 1:04 am

will do.

sandsleeper · Post by **sandsleeper** » 12/19/2004, 1:08 am

i get so excited about coming home and hanging out with people and doing fun stuff and then i get here and what happens? i sit in front of my computer in the wee hours of the morning like every other night in montreal when i've been swamped with papers and cramming.

Joe Cooler · Post by **Joe Cooler** » 12/19/2004, 1:11 am

Its been awile since i've stayed on the CM way into the night.

Johnny · Post by **Johnny** » 12/19/2004, 7:03 am

I wonder what sort of shenanigans I am going to endure today. :think:

liam · Post by **liam** » 12/19/2004, 7:53 am

peeing in the frozen food section and watching it all steam up

reza · Post by **reza** » 12/19/2004, 10:22 am

joe_canadian wrote:Blame it on the new guy and get him fired.

no! always blame it on the guy that doesn't speak english...haha i love the simpsons.

Johnny · Post by **Johnny** » 12/19/2004, 11:39 am

ow! Some old dude drove over my toes in the Walmart parking lot.

Then in th e store I wandered around for like 30 minutes looking for my moms gift. Finally I asked someone for help and the told me that what I wanted was pretty much next to the entrance. Oh and, the greeter was ever so hawt today.

superrgirll · Post by **superrgirll** » 12/19/2004, 12:23 pm

how come all the greeters in the walmarts i go to are sleazy old men?

and some guy ran over your toes? with a car? doesn't it ummm hurt?

Henrietta · Post by **Henrietta** » 12/19/2004, 12:23 pm

Greeters are always old retired people here.

And you don't necessarily have to get a job in retail. I don't work in retail anymore and I am ever so thankful for it. And talking to the manager doesn't always work. Actually, the only jobs I have ever gotten I just handed in the application and took off. All the ones where I tried to "follow up" never worked.

I also don't think there's any reason that he absolutely needs a job while he's in high school. Enjoy your freedom, cause more than likely, you're gonna be working till you're dead after that.

dream in japanese · Post by **dream in japanese** » 12/19/2004, 2:08 pm

he called me today

Joe Cooler · Post by **Joe Cooler** » 12/19/2004, 2:21 pm

I changed my name. I know, I know its a huge switch and many of you may not know who Joe Cooler formerly was at first but i'm sure you'll survive in the end!

nikki4982 · Post by **nikki4982** » 12/19/2004, 2:24 pm

I don't know if I'll be able to remember who you are. :nikki:

Joe Cooler · Post by **Joe Cooler** » 12/19/2004, 2:26 pm

I know hey? We at the CM are very opposed to change. I just got up today and thought "hey why dont I break a few barriers and completely turn the CM upside down."

joe_canadian · Post by **joe_canadian** » 12/19/2004, 2:30 pm

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH.

*runs around in circles*

Joe Cooler · Post by **Joe Cooler** » 12/19/2004, 2:32 pm

There, there son, it'll all be ok in the end. When your 60 you'll look back on this day and say "and on Dec 19 the Cm took a turn for the better thanks to a brave soul named Joe Cooler."

Johnny · Post by **Johnny** » 12/19/2004, 2:36 pm

superrgirll wrote:how come all the greeters in the walmarts i go to are sleazy old men?

and some guy ran over your toes? with a car? doesn't it ummm hurt?

It hurt very much so. :uh:

nelison · Post by **nelison** » 12/19/2004, 3:27 pm

you should have grabbed his license plate.

http://www.theweathernetwork.com/weather/cities/can/pages/CAON0536.htm

-21 celsius right now(-5 fahrenheit for you americans), ands it feels like -30 (-22 Fahrenheit). Tonight it will be -27 (-16.6 fahrenheit). Which means it will feel like -40! (-40 fahrenheit!!)

Global warming my ass!