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Postby nelison » 12/9/2004, 12:28 am

This one should be filled, it is Alan after all.
I can't wait until the day schools are over-funded and the military is forced to hold bake sales to buy planes.

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Postby happening fish » 12/9/2004, 10:22 am

You were the best of CMers, you were the worst of CMers, and now you're banned. The asshole that everyone loves to hate and hates to love, the elitist prick of the music world, the cruel older bother I never had <3
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Postby Soozy » 12/9/2004, 11:45 am

hehe "older bother" I'm not sure if that was deliberate, but it should stay :D
Open your eyes to nights and days, you close them up and float away
and somehow inbetween you've got to master lying to yourself
you back the cause, get out of school, you get a job, the job gets you
and somehow every day you end up serving somebody else
now if that ain't panic that you're feeling, then you damn well better start
you can drive it into that head of yours with the hammer in your heart.


And it's alriiiiiiiight now, take the world and make it yours again.
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Postby nikki4982 » 12/9/2004, 12:04 pm

:lol: Good catch, Sooz. I completely missed that.
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Postby happening fish » 12/9/2004, 12:04 pm

Intentional? No.
Staying? ...Oh yes :lol:


(Freudian? Perhaps :D)
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Postby xjsb125 » 12/9/2004, 12:04 pm

A giant thorn in the collective ass of the CM. Dr. Jekyl and Mr. Hyde, someone I still believe is a good guy deep down, but too unstable to stay here. Gifted ability to pick music apart, and the biggest promoter of indie bands I know.
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Postby Bandalero » 12/9/2004, 1:26 pm

a 7 on the preverbial scale of 10
Whenever death may surprise us,
let it be welcome
if our battle cry has reached even one receptive ear
and another hand reaches out to take up our arms.


Nobody's gonna miss me, no tears will fall, no ones gonna weap, when i hit that road.
my boots are broken my brain is sore, fer keepin' up with thier little world, i got a heavy load.
gonna leave 'em all just like before, i'm big city bound, your always 17 in your hometown
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Postby Joe Cooler » 12/9/2004, 2:25 pm

He said my favorite band sucked.
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Postby Long Jonny » 12/9/2004, 2:36 pm

When it comes down to it, Alan was the most controversial of the CMers.

Great taste in music, just didn't like anyone elses. And if you didn't like his, he would let you know he felt

He made the CM a very interesting place to be.

Too bad he couldn't keep some comments to himself.
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Postby megxyz128 » 12/9/2004, 4:54 pm

he could bash you and call you a bitch in one thread and then act like nothing happened / be really sweet to you in another. we were scared of him, yet we miss him here.
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Postby closeyoureyes » 12/9/2004, 5:09 pm

Joe Cool wrote:He said my favorite band sucked.

Oh but it doesnt.
:love:

Alan was a character.
I kindof feel like this thread is like, an obituary. :lol:
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Postby Random Name » 12/9/2004, 5:14 pm

I miss Alan. And his elitist music.
Though I think he has the record for getting banned the most times. :lol:

I liked it when he posted pictures of himself in a pink shirt. And pink shirts are hot. So then he got mad at people for calling him hot. That was funny.
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Goodbye you liar,
Well you sipped from the cup but you don't own up to anything
Then you think you will inspire
Take apart your head
(and I wish I could inspire)
Take apart your demons, then you add it to the list.

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Postby Henrietta » 12/9/2004, 11:18 pm

I still like the guy, even though we didn't get off the right foot. I believe he called me a cunt?

Alan, if you're reading this, we miss you!

I'm sure he's at an Indie concert right now hating every thirteen year old there :lol:
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Postby Dr. Hobo » 12/9/2004, 11:21 pm

i met alan
hes a good guy
we sorta sang along with/listened to kruno and miro sing in line for hours on end
and we laughed at those 2 crazy fucks :nod:
go fuck yourself.
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Postby starseed_10 » 12/10/2004, 3:34 am

there's no need for this thread cause alex just defined him perfectly.





and i miss the guy....
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Postby clumsychild_ » 12/10/2004, 1:46 pm

:( I miss him too.

Despite the odd lashing, he made a ton of interesting and worthwhile posts. His music thread was awesome.
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Postby Bandalero » 12/12/2004, 4:32 am

one for the ages.
Whenever death may surprise us,
let it be welcome
if our battle cry has reached even one receptive ear
and another hand reaches out to take up our arms.


Nobody's gonna miss me, no tears will fall, no ones gonna weap, when i hit that road.
my boots are broken my brain is sore, fer keepin' up with thier little world, i got a heavy load.
gonna leave 'em all just like before, i'm big city bound, your always 17 in your hometown
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Postby Joey » 12/12/2004, 1:57 pm

Ah my dear Alan .. We've had quite a few famous fights, one resulting in him getting banned. He's pissed on every band I've ever mentioned and he's harsh enough to make me cry but I would still like to meet him one day. He has a split personality .. sometimes he's nice to me, most times he hates me .. but I think he should come back too. :nod:
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Postby closeyoureyes » 12/12/2004, 1:59 pm

He should come back :nod:

I miss him too.
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Postby nelison » 12/12/2004, 2:00 pm

Alan was just passionate about music. He takes music very seriously and sometimes he crosses the line. I'm sure he's a good guy and I think we would get along quite well.
I can't wait until the day schools are over-funded and the military is forced to hold bake sales to buy planes.

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