Oooh, we've got one of those, too! Ours is great, cos it's got stuff on it that normal people would understand and laugh at us for.

Examples of those:
74. F-16s buzz your house at like 150 feet.
68. Honesty, sincerity, and courtesy are things you once saw happen in Ohio.
48. You say "water" weird.
(WOODER!!!
)
41. You can point to the two closest nuclear plants.
39. You know that ACME is an actual store, not just a Warner Bros. creation.
37. You never had school on Rosh Hashanah or Yom Kippur.
(I just found out a few minutes ago that this isn't normal.
)
34. The mafia runs half the businesses in your town.
11. You once said, "It smells like Philadelphia in here."
(all the freaking time
)
Anyone interested in the full list:
http://www.elktownship.com/sj.html
*runs from Bethany for spamming her thread*