by myownsatellite » 3/1/2009, 7:16 pm
THIS JUST IN:
Raine has quit the band citing "date issues." No one could agree on a release date, so Jeremy got really drunk and told all his contacts different dates, Duncan went off to brood in a corner, Steve went to a strip club to forget about their issues, and Raine decided he'd had enough and went home to teach his kids how to play Mozart on the piano. "I just couldn't take it anymore," said the frontman. "It's March 17th, it's 'The Right Stuff,' it's 'Burn, Burn' and then they decide to remove the comma...it's enough to drive a guy with three kids insane. I'm going to go fuck my wife, have a drink, and cry myself to sleep."
Look for the new album next millennium.
~*Megan*~
"Wow, nice to meet you. Nine years huh? That's a really long time. Are you going to stab me or something? Because if you are, can we get it over with?" ~Jer
You are never stronger than when you land on the other side of despair. ~Zadie Smith, White Teeth