But he didn't have to poop right there! He could've looked and went somewhere else! Its not like I would've pooped on him, which would've been an amazing feat on my part.
maybe this is supposed to be some sorta chess match
you vs the bird
without fire
he poops.. you're supposed to move but you took too long and your turn was forfeited and you got shat on
next time you have to move or place your pawns more strategically to counter any possible attack from the bird