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Postby luckyJQ9 » 8/31/2002, 11:20 pm

Can I be motivation counsilor?!! I think I could do a very good job of keeping his optimism high and getting him psyched up before shows.

Example:

Me: "Yo Steve..."
Steve: "What, huh, who are you, how'd you get back here...?"
Me: "Don't worry about that...now get out there and show all your fans a great show!"
Steve: "Umm...could you get your hand off my ass please..?"
Me: "Oh, yeah...sure, sorry. Umm...go get 'em tiger! Nice ass, now go kick it!!!"
Steve: "Uhh, okay..."*walks over to security, whispers something, and runs out on stage with a big grin for the fans* :mrgreen:
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Postby Potato Girl » 9/1/2002, 12:35 am

Well, now the list has grown larger. The following roles have been filled:

Pres./ Founder: clumsyrific
Vice pres. J-Neli 12
Vice Vice Pres.: Me
Guitar Tech: Megxzy
Lip balm officer: Fluttergirl
Bed time story reader: Su7an???
Manicurist/pedicurist:OLP kicks ass
Motivational Therapist/ Mentor/ ass graber :lol: : Lucky
Bodyguard: happeninfish
Ass Wiper: OLPfan420

We still need a janitor, cook, treasurer, secretary, make up stlylist, hair stylist, and shoe polisher... :nod:

Perhaps we need a masseuse?
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Postby fluttergirl » 9/1/2002, 9:55 am

luckyJQ9 wrote:Me: "Yo Steve..."
Steve: "What, huh, who are you, how'd you get back here...?"
Me: "Don't worry about that...now get out there and show all your fans a great show!"
Steve: "Umm...could you get your hand off my ass please..?"
Me: "Oh, yeah...sure, sorry. Umm...go get 'em tiger! Nice ass, now go kick it!!!"
Steve: "Uhh, okay..."*walks over to security, whispers something, and runs out on stage with a big grin for the fans* :mrgreen:


lmfao!!! :lol: "could you get your hand off my ass please?" :lol: :lol:
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Postby Susan » 9/1/2002, 10:27 am

Potato Girl wrote:Bed time story reader: Su7an???


That's me. :mrgreen:
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Postby happening fish » 9/1/2002, 10:36 am

susan: "and so, snow white and the prince lived happily ever after. the end."
steve: "read me another! read me another!"
susan: "now now, you've got a big show tomorrow and you need to get some rest. it won't do to have a cranky stevey on stage!"
steve: *pouts*
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Postby Susan » 9/1/2002, 10:39 am

:lol: Hilarious.
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Postby fluttergirl » 9/1/2002, 11:04 am

Susan, you're also going to have to bring him a drink of water if he wakes up thirsty in the middle of the night. I hope you understand the importance of your job. we can't have a dehydrated guitarist.
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Su7an: I bet Duncan can fly. He's just holding out on showing that skill off. 8O
joe_canadian: Yeah, one day at a concert he'll just stop playing and be like
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Postby Susan » 9/1/2002, 11:07 am

I'm all over it.
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Postby happening fish » 9/1/2002, 11:14 am

will you be the acting tooth fairy as well? you might have to, since i think i may have snipered the real one by accident >_<

well come on people, suspicious figure climbing in the window in the middle of the night...! better safe than sorry i say. little kids can live without a that bit of pocket money.
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Postby Susan » 9/1/2002, 11:16 am

You and your itchy trigger finger. Good thing I can keep mind under control. :lol:
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Postby gravity » 9/1/2002, 12:40 pm

im the official best friend....ill hang out with steve and do stuff with him....it'll be sweet! now someone tell him for me cuz he doesnt know me
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Postby fluttergirl » 9/1/2002, 12:53 pm

:lol:
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Su7an: I bet Duncan can fly. He's just holding out on showing that skill off. 8O
joe_canadian: Yeah, one day at a concert he'll just stop playing and be like
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Postby Sufjan Stevens » 9/1/2002, 1:24 pm

Can I also be the Mazur spotter? I mean, when I was in Rochester, there was a mob of people waiting behind the venue, and I was the only one who noticed Steve was walking by me. I said "hey" because he was on the phone in the alley, and he went to the bus. He said he would come outta the bus to talk to me when he was done on the phone, but he never came out. But I sure had fun making faces at Pookie. He was up front just chillin out looking at the people in line. Fun times, fun times.
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Postby superboots » 9/1/2002, 3:11 pm

LMFAO!!!! YOU GUYS ARE GREAT!!!!!! :lol: I'm in the computer lab and I'm trying my hardest not to burst out laughing...don't want the freshmen to already think I'm a freak

*sigh* I'm missing so much since I have a fucking broken computer!!!! GRRR!!! :mad:
HARDCORE!!!

OMG. I can't believe I din't think fo you
until now because when I think on
a scale of one to ten you're like YWELVE.
No, seriously?

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Postby nelison » 9/1/2002, 3:15 pm

you went from a *sigh* to raging anger in less then 10 words... wow

you gotta settle down over there Bethany... it's not good to be that stressed out :lol:
I can't wait until the day schools are over-funded and the military is forced to hold bake sales to buy planes.

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Postby superboots » 9/1/2002, 3:17 pm

WELL, MY COMPUTER'S BROKEN, DAMMIT!!! AND IT DOESN'T MAKE BETHANY VERY HAPPY!!!! :mad:

I'm perfectly fine, really, I am...I just have to keep telling myself that. :mrgreen:
HARDCORE!!!

OMG. I can't believe I din't think fo you
until now because when I think on
a scale of one to ten you're like YWELVE.
No, seriously?

I <3 my HLP!!!!!
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Postby nelison » 9/1/2002, 3:19 pm

WWSD?

What would Steve do?
just think that whenever you run into a tough situation...
I can't wait until the day schools are over-funded and the military is forced to hold bake sales to buy planes.

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Postby superboots » 9/1/2002, 3:21 pm

ok :nod: sounds great. Maybe we could make those bracelets too....ooh!!! WWSD? bracelets!!! I want one! :nod:
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OMG. I can't believe I din't think fo you
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Postby fluttergirl » 9/1/2002, 3:26 pm

I don't know Steve's personality well enough to know what he would do.

he'd probably give everyone a goofy smile and hand out hugs. I don't like people well enough to do that. :evil:
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Postby fluttergirl » 9/1/2002, 3:27 pm

*clumsyrific* wrote:ok :nod: sounds great. Maybe we could make those bracelets too....ooh!!! WWSD? bracelets!!! I want one! :nod:


everyone would think it stood for "What Would Satan Do?" you don't want to rile up the fundies, hun.
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