Mazurites Unite!!

luckyJQ9 · Post by **luckyJQ9** » 8/31/2002, 11:20 pm

Can I be motivation counsilor?!! I think I could do a very good job of keeping his optimism high and getting him psyched up before shows.

Example:

Me: "Yo Steve..."
Steve: "What, huh, who are you, how'd you get back here...?"
Me: "Don't worry about that...now get out there and show all your fans a great show!"
Steve: "Umm...could you get your hand off my ass please..?"
Me: "Oh, yeah...sure, sorry. Umm...go get 'em tiger! Nice ass, now go kick it!!!"
Steve: "Uhh, okay..."*walks over to security, whispers something, and runs out on stage with a big grin for the fans* :mrgreen:

Potato Girl · Post by **Potato Girl** » 9/1/2002, 12:35 am

Well, now the list has grown larger. The following roles have been filled:

Pres./ Founder: clumsyrific
Vice pres. J-Neli 12
Vice Vice Pres.: Me
Guitar Tech: Megxzy
Lip balm officer: Fluttergirl
Bed time story reader: Su7an???
Manicurist/pedicurist:OLP kicks ass
Motivational Therapist/ Mentor/ ass graber :lol:

: Lucky
Bodyguard: happeninfish
Ass Wiper: OLPfan420

We still need a janitor, cook, treasurer, secretary, make up stlylist, hair stylist, and shoe polisher... :nod:

Perhaps we need a masseuse?

fluttergirl · Post by **fluttergirl** » 9/1/2002, 9:55 am

luckyJQ9 wrote:Me: "Yo Steve..."
Steve: "What, huh, who are you, how'd you get back here...?"
Me: "Don't worry about that...now get out there and show all your fans a great show!"
Steve: "Umm...could you get your hand off my ass please..?"
Me: "Oh, yeah...sure, sorry. Umm...go get 'em tiger! Nice ass, now go kick it!!!"
Steve: "Uhh, okay..."*walks over to security, whispers something, and runs out on stage with a big grin for the fans*

lmfao!!!

"could you get your hand off my ass please?" :lol:

Susan · Post by **Susan** » 9/1/2002, 10:27 am

Potato Girl wrote:Bed time story reader: Su7an???

That's me. :mrgreen:

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 9/1/2002, 10:36 am

susan: "and so, snow white and the prince lived happily ever after. the end."
steve: "read me another! read me another!"
susan: "now now, you've got a big show tomorrow and you need to get some rest. it won't do to have a cranky stevey on stage!"
steve: *pouts*

Susan · Post by **Susan** » 9/1/2002, 10:39 am

Hilarious.

fluttergirl · Post by **fluttergirl** » 9/1/2002, 11:04 am

Susan, you're also going to have to bring him a drink of water if he wakes up thirsty in the middle of the night. I hope you understand the importance of your job. we can't have a dehydrated guitarist.

Susan · Post by **Susan** » 9/1/2002, 11:07 am

I'm all over it.

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 9/1/2002, 11:14 am

will you be the acting tooth fairy as well? you might have to, since i think i may have snipered the real one by accident >_<

well come on people, suspicious figure climbing in the window in the middle of the night...! better safe than sorry i say. little kids can live without a that bit of pocket money.

Susan · Post by **Susan** » 9/1/2002, 11:16 am

You and your itchy trigger finger. Good thing I can keep mind under control. :lol:

gravity · Post by **gravity** » 9/1/2002, 12:40 pm

im the official best friend....ill hang out with steve and do stuff with him....it'll be sweet! now someone tell him for me cuz he doesnt know me

fluttergirl · Post by **fluttergirl** » 9/1/2002, 12:53 pm

Sufjan Stevens · Post by **Sufjan Stevens** » 9/1/2002, 1:24 pm

Can I also be the Mazur spotter? I mean, when I was in Rochester, there was a mob of people waiting behind the venue, and I was the only one who noticed Steve was walking by me. I said "hey" because he was on the phone in the alley, and he went to the bus. He said he would come outta the bus to talk to me when he was done on the phone, but he never came out. But I sure had fun making faces at Pookie. He was up front just chillin out looking at the people in line. Fun times, fun times.

superboots · Post by **superboots** » 9/1/2002, 3:11 pm

LMFAO!!!! YOU GUYS ARE GREAT!!!!!! :lol:

I'm in the computer lab and I'm trying my hardest not to burst out laughing...don't want the freshmen to already think I'm a freak

*sigh* I'm missing so much since I have a fucking broken computer!!!! GRRR!!! :mad:

nelison · Post by **nelison** » 9/1/2002, 3:15 pm

you went from a *sigh* to raging anger in less then 10 words... wow

you gotta settle down over there Bethany... it's not good to be that stressed out :lol:

superboots · Post by **superboots** » 9/1/2002, 3:17 pm

WELL, MY COMPUTER'S BROKEN, DAMMIT!!! AND IT DOESN'T MAKE BETHANY VERY HAPPY!!!! :mad:

I'm perfectly fine, really, I am...I just have to keep telling myself that. :mrgreen:

nelison · Post by **nelison** » 9/1/2002, 3:19 pm

WWSD?

What would Steve do?
just think that whenever you run into a tough situation...

superboots · Post by **superboots** » 9/1/2002, 3:21 pm

ok

sounds great. Maybe we could make those bracelets too....ooh!!! WWSD? bracelets!!! I want one! :nod:

fluttergirl · Post by **fluttergirl** » 9/1/2002, 3:26 pm

I don't know Steve's personality well enough to know what he would do.

he'd probably give everyone a goofy smile and hand out hugs. I don't like people well enough to do that. :evil:

fluttergirl · Post by **fluttergirl** » 9/1/2002, 3:27 pm

*clumsyrific* wrote:ok sounds great. Maybe we could make those bracelets too....ooh!!! WWSD? bracelets!!! I want one!

everyone would think it stood for "What Would Satan Do?" you don't want to rile up the fundies, hun.