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Postby nelison » 12/9/2004, 3:35 pm

a thread certainly needs to be devoted to Josh. :nod:
I can't wait until the day schools are over-funded and the military is forced to hold bake sales to buy planes.

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Postby Random Name » 12/9/2004, 4:40 pm

Josh is definately responsible for some of the funniest stuff I have ever seen on the CM. For example,

joe_canadian wrote:one time I took all the chemicals from a chemistry set, put them into a film canister, added water, and shook it.

it got searing hot, so I panicked and buried it in my backyard.



:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I have the taped to my former wall of quotes. It still makes me laugh.



Oh and the intense hatrid for McDonalds is also awesome. :D
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Postby megxyz128 » 12/9/2004, 4:59 pm

REALLY loves working at mcdonalds.

oh and he loves band t-shirts, and the band 'the music".
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Postby xoNoDoubt69 » 12/9/2004, 7:22 pm

josh thinks he can beat me at snood.
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Postby closeyoureyes » 12/9/2004, 7:29 pm

He's a great dude, except for his violent outbursts with wax.
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Postby Axtech » 12/9/2004, 8:00 pm

There's only one thing I can say about Josh.

He knows it's coming.

You know it's coming.

I can't not say it. I mean, it's like my whole existance on the CM - in life even - was to see that this forum was made, that this thread was made, and to say this three word phrase.

I'm sorry, but I can't help it. Call it fate, ka or an act of God. It must be done.


He's a manwhore.


When I meet Josh: he'll show me the joys of manwhoredom
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Postby joe_canadian » 12/9/2004, 8:12 pm

:love:
Just because I am sexy, naked, a bassist, and sporting a top hat doesn't make me Duncan Coutts!
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Postby tasha » 12/9/2004, 9:00 pm

yeah mcdonald's!! lol
you have to, you just have to trust me
whoever i was then i can't ever be again
the faith you've found i've never felt
the terror held in wedding bells
the comfort in "there's no one else"
the truth be told, i'm never going to know
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Postby thirdhour » 12/10/2004, 12:28 am

I don't know about this Josh kid. Hell, who has three joshes on one forum?

I mean, that wit, that hatred for an otherwise wholesome establishment, that butt?!

Deadly I tell ya.
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Postby Henrietta » 12/10/2004, 12:47 am

Joshy.

You have to be one of the top five people on this board.

I so hope someday you can make me a hamburger. That would be rad.
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Postby Random Name » 12/10/2004, 6:45 am

You're the only person I know that can be an emo Harry Potter for Halloween. :P
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Postby clumsychild_ » 12/10/2004, 1:27 pm

Josh = wonferful. :nod:

- Amazing, amazing writer.
- Insanely witty and hilarious.
- Reports amusing predicaments in TTYNKAM.
- Makes seemingly average predicaments amusing.
- Gooood taste in music.
- Too sweet for words.
Etc. Etc. Etc.

Sauce! :love:
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Postby happening fish » 12/10/2004, 1:29 pm

:)

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Postby nikki4982 » 12/10/2004, 1:45 pm

:lol: Oh man.
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above us only sky, imagine all the people, <font color="#FFFFFF">living</font> for today...</font>

<font color="#50B4B3">Imagine there's no countries, it isn't hard to do, nothing to kill or die
for, no religion too, imagine all the people, living <font color="#FFFFFF">life</font> in peace...</font>

<font color="#89CDCC">Imagine no possesions, I wonder if you can, no need for greed or <font color="#FFFFFF">hunger</font>,
a brotherhood of man, imagine all the people, sharing all the <font color="#FFFFFF">world</font>...</font>

<font color="#B1DFDE">You may say I'm a <font color="#FFFFFF">dreamer</font>, but I'm not the only one, I hope
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Postby joe_canadian » 12/10/2004, 10:55 pm

The funny part is I reaped that fucking picture onto this world. :lol:

*makes Cass a hamburger* :)

*makes another hamburger and hucks it at Yannic* :evil:

...

*plays with Jess's hair, eventually being consumed by it* :lol:
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Postby half jill » 12/11/2004, 8:45 pm

josh is cool.
but he probably thinks i'm a stupid little kid.
but he's still cool.
and he works at mcdonalds. i work at lick's. we're nearly twins.
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Postby Joey » 12/12/2004, 1:31 pm

I've had the pleasure of meeting Joshy.

Joshy is the sweetest, nicest, kindest guy I've ever talked too or met
A true romantic that I want to marry but I think I could go to jail for that :(
Joshy has helped me so much in the past, moreso then he probably realizes.

Joshy is very special and I love him to pieces :love:

We have plans to play Super Mario Kart one day so I can kick his ass :sugar:

Hmm there's so much more I want to say about how special Joshy is but he knows how much I love him 8-)
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Postby Johnny » 12/12/2004, 3:54 pm

Josh greatly resembles Harry Potter. He's a good guy, he's funny and I found many of his posts hilarious. Josh has wisdom beyond his years.
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Postby joe_canadian » 12/13/2004, 9:57 pm

Joey wrote:We have plans to play Super Mario Kart one day so I can kick his ass :sugar:


:roll:

I'll let that one go, but only because you're my special lady. :P :love:
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Postby nelison » 12/13/2004, 10:27 pm

Me and Josh currently live in the same city. I've told him I will one day visit him at mcdonalds, and I'm guessing the suspense is killing him as to when I'll actually come in.
I can't wait until the day schools are over-funded and the military is forced to hold bake sales to buy planes.

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