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Postby thirdhour » 12/10/2004, 8:36 pm

Hey, you know what's really horrible about this Sand character? The guy's a freaking hobo! I'm all walking down the street all cool-like, and he's like "NARGAN! I ONLY HAVE ONE SOCK GIMME THE GOOD STUFF!"


i just had a flash-back of something to do with betty crocker selling life...someone tell me what's going on!
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Postby starseed_10 » 12/10/2004, 10:32 pm

sand kicked my ass in football last year.
This year i'm taking him out in the playoffs..
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Postby xoNoDoubt69 » 12/10/2004, 11:57 pm

sand sends the best drunken emails and he is also moving back to toronto. he doesn't know it yet but he is.
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Postby sandsleeper » 12/11/2004, 1:03 am

sand and i met once, and he seemed oh-so-shy to me at the time, and i wasn't totally sure of who he was, but now i know! and i wish he'd spoken up more and that i'd visited him on the toronto meetup because, from what i hear, he is a very chill guy.
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Postby Dr. Hobo » 12/11/2004, 1:28 am

im shy
and i was overheating that day
hence jer's "somebody didnt like the show"
afterwards
when i was dying of heat and sweat :lol:
go fuck yourself.
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Postby Bandalero » 12/12/2004, 4:55 am

likes the hockey, and all the other good sports as well. we got a thread but it's seen better days.

cool as hell. hates the canes. but owns one.
Whenever death may surprise us,
let it be welcome
if our battle cry has reached even one receptive ear
and another hand reaches out to take up our arms.


Nobody's gonna miss me, no tears will fall, no ones gonna weap, when i hit that road.
my boots are broken my brain is sore, fer keepin' up with thier little world, i got a heavy load.
gonna leave 'em all just like before, i'm big city bound, your always 17 in your hometown
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Postby areusad831 » 12/12/2004, 10:30 am

ah I have only met Sand once but we will meet again with Miro and Kruno and pound a few brewskys down. It will be a grand time.
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Postby Joey » 12/12/2004, 1:37 pm

Sand = love

One of my bestest friends in the whole wide world, he knows everything there is to know about me, the good and the bad and has always been there for me. We've been through good times and bad times and drunken times and I used to run to Toronto and stay at his apartment whenever things were shitty at home .. Sand has been my shoulder to cry on many times and I love him with all my heart. He gives the best hugs.

Sand WILL be moving back to Toronto soon so we can live together and make vegetarian tacos everyday but he's kind of messy so I'll have to train him.

Who else can I sit in a mall for hours with giggling over blue mannequins that keep moving and awesome hippo toys? :wtf:
Plus he's the only cm'er that's actually been in my room and slept in my bed. :lol: 8-)

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Postby Johnny » 12/12/2004, 4:10 pm

One day me and the old timer are going to get together and and drink a 24 pack of Keiths.
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Postby saman » 12/14/2004, 10:31 pm

*points at sand* him

should also mention that i dated the guy for two years...:P
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Postby Dr. Hobo » 12/14/2004, 10:32 pm

:O
thats not calling me names!
go fuck yourself.
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Postby saman » 12/14/2004, 10:33 pm

i can't do it! get someone who doesn't like you to do it!
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Postby Dr. Hobo » 12/14/2004, 10:34 pm

im trying to!
no one will
i'll get kruno to post!
YEAH!
thats it!
he'll do it :nod:
go fuck yourself.
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Postby BOAT » 12/15/2004, 9:49 pm

Steve calls him Sandman... his parents call him Sandeep.... most people I know call him Sand... Miro and I call him the terrorist... in any case Sand is da man!

he's my guide. When we're at OLP shows, or CC/CM meetups, he's the dude who points all you punks out and tells me who you are. I desperately need him back here in Toronto cuz I'm barely making it on my own trying to recognize and remember who I'm talking to. Remember that Van Wilder movie? Well I'm Van Wilder and Sand is the brown guy.... lmao thats what Smeh called him... oh and Smeh had a kid today! (CONGRATS SMEH EVEN THOUGH I KNOW YOU WOULDN'T COME HERE IF YOUR LIFE DEPENDED ON IT)

I have fond memories of Sand... like when we partied at My Apartment with Steve and Jeremy... Sand decided to double-fist Keiths all night... concequently spent the early hours of the morning with his head in my toilet.

Also... those road trips with Stace...

the creation of Team Stece...

asking Duncan to find Stace (and we now know that is NOT a good idea)

screaming "THATS MIRO!!!!" at Steve in Dayton Ohio...

getting OLP fans to sing while promising them that we'll get the band out for them.

TGIF (don't ask)

getting 1 hour of sleep before trying to hand out a top 10 list at the edge at 6am.

telling Sand "don't worry, we know you don't like onions, so we won't put them in the spaghetti sauce!" and putting them in anyway. (he didn't notice)

and what about passing out at the bottom of the stairs, in a sitting position- SNORING like it's a new language? ...... yup, Sand did that too.

Throwing a party at Sand's house, and broadcasting it via 4 web cams... oh we were geeks with brain tumors that night!

Tossing paper airplanes off his balcony... and when Sand told us to stop, we said OK... and continued throwing them when he wasn't looking.

Airplanes and Sand don't mix.

Sand flooded my basement (no joke)

borrowing his guitar for 6 months and then refusing to give it back.... eventually I gave in..... only cuz it's Sand lol

I said "I'll kidnap this terrorist" in the airport... quietly lol

Sand's seen me in my underwear more times than any man should........ and he liked it.

Sand sat on his Naveed cd... and it broke....... why would Sand bring a cd to an OLP show? well... because it's Sand!

Why does Sand always have to take his shoes off at the airport? cuz thats the way Sand does business.

Sand called me a couple days ago while I was at the Phoenix talking to 2 girls... Sand should KNOW that when I talk to girls, I am not to be disturbed. So he left a nasty drunken voicemail that I liked.

Sand is into this type of thing (I was gonna post a picture of a pierced penis... but I don't want this post deleted.... Sand took too long to answer me on MSN when I asked if nudity was allowed.... I tried calling too...I guess he's taking a shit)

I have many many stories, but they'll fill up this page and I am tired.

cheers to the Sandman... my brown brother.


-Kruno
looks like THIS boat's about to sink!
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Postby Dr. Hobo » 12/15/2004, 10:09 pm

BOAT wrote:Steve calls him Sandman... his parents call him Sandeep.... most people I know call him Sand... Miro and I call him the terrorist... in any case Sand is da man!

he's my guide. When we're at OLP shows, or CC/CM meetups, he's the dude who points all you punks out and tells me who you are. I desperately need him back here in Toronto cuz I'm barely making it on my own trying to recognize and remember who I'm talking to. Remember that Van Wilder movie? Well I'm Van Wilder and Sand is the brown guy.... lmao thats what Smeh called him... oh and Smeh had a kid today! (CONGRATS SMEH EVEN THOUGH I KNOW YOU WOULDN'T COME HERE IF YOUR LIFE DEPENDED ON IT)

I have fond memories of Sand... like when we partied at My Apartment with Steve and Jeremy... Sand decided to double-fist Keiths all night... concequently spent the early hours of the morning with his head in my toilet.

Also... those road trips with Stace...

the creation of Team Stece...

asking Duncan to find Stace (and we now know that is NOT a good idea)

screaming "THATS MIRO!!!!" at Steve in Dayton Ohio...

getting OLP fans to sing while promising them that we'll get the band out for them.

TGIF (don't ask)

getting 1 hour of sleep before trying to hand out a top 10 list at the edge at 6am.

telling Sand "don't worry, we know you don't like onions, so we won't put them in the spaghetti sauce!" and putting them in anyway. (he didn't notice)

and what about passing out at the bottom of the stairs, in a sitting position- SNORING like it's a new language? ...... yup, Sand did that too.

Throwing a party at Sand's house, and broadcasting it via 4 web cams... oh we were geeks with brain tumors that night!

Tossing paper airplanes off his balcony... and when Sand told us to stop, we said OK... and continued throwing them when he wasn't looking.

Airplanes and Sand don't mix.

Sand flooded my basement (no joke)

borrowing his guitar for 6 months and then refusing to give it back.... eventually I gave in..... only cuz it's Sand lol

I said "I'll kidnap this terrorist" in the airport... quietly lol

Sand's seen me in my underwear more times than any man should........ and he liked it.

Sand sat on his Naveed cd... and it broke....... why would Sand bring a cd to an OLP show? well... because it's Sand!

Why does Sand always have to take his shoes off at the airport? cuz thats the way Sand does business.

Sand called me a couple days ago while I was at the Phoenix talking to 2 girls... Sand should KNOW that when I talk to girls, I am not to be disturbed. So he left a nasty drunken voicemail that I liked.

Sand is into this type of thing (I was gonna post a picture of a pierced penis... but I don't want this post deleted.... Sand took too long to answer me on MSN when I asked if nudity was allowed.... I tried calling too...I guess he's taking a shit)

I have many many stories, but they'll fill up this page and I am tired.

cheers to the Sandman... my brown brother.


-Kruno


hmmm ... where to start.. first off that night at MA
i didnt puke till the next day
well actually i only puked once that night.. after that i was good to go till the next day around noon haha when your mom made those sandwiches and soup :P

telling Sand "don't worry, we know you don't like onions, so we won't put them in the spaghetti sauce!" and putting them in anyway. (he didn't notice) <--- i was there and glared at you fucks :P

and what about passing out at the bottom of the stairs, in a sitting position- SNORING like it's a new language? ...... yup, Sand did that too. <-- i blame that croatian stuff.. yeah.. im waiting on you to reply on msn now... slivovica stuff.. man that shit knocked me out good :lol: .. and another thing.. YOU WERENT THERE YOU FUCK! that was miro and alex and peter.. you were already passed out like an hour before that :P

Throwing a party at Sand's house, and broadcasting it via 4 web cams... oh we were geeks with brain tumors that night! <--- that was fun :lol: i gotta get those pics from rich still haha

Tossing paper airplanes off his balcony... and when Sand told us to stop, we said OK... and continued throwing them when he wasn't looking. <---- you guys are lucky jena and joey were there to stop me from throwing YOU off the balcony :P

Sand's seen me in my underwear more times than any man should........ and he liked it. <-- LIES. all lies.

the creation of Team Stece... <--- miro was drunk that night :lol:
so was i of course
but yeah i blame that on miro :P

Sand sat on his Naveed cd... and it broke....... why would Sand bring a cd to an OLP show? well... because it's Sand! <--- i didnt want it to get mixed up with fras' copy of naveed so i took it out.. i was very tired that day.. woke up early for thanksgiving lunch with you guys and went to that 30stm, ime, billy talent and some other band concert with mat the night before.. haha.. all i knew was i wanted my cd.. so i grabbed it.. then broke it.. then in honour of my cd i held a funeral for it.. by drinking copius amounts of keiths on tap at that bar in london :nod:

Sand called me a couple days ago while I was at the Phoenix talking to 2 girls... Sand should KNOW that when I talk to girls, I am not to be disturbed. So he left a nasty drunken voicemail that I liked. wow was i drunk that night :lol:
although my roomate olof was better.. i put my beer down and he picked it up .. thought it was his .. walked off with it to talk to girls.. it was funny.. me: "i wonder if he noticed thats my beer" then olof got up and left and brandon and i just laughed at his drunk ass

Sand is into this type of thing (I was gonna post a picture of a pierced penis... but I don't want this post deleted.... Sand took too long to answer me on MSN when I asked if nudity was allowed.... I tried calling too...I guess he's taking a shit) <--- kruno's an evil bastard. anyone who meets him should kick him in the shins for me :nod:


and finally
you damn kids are brothers to me too :P
go fuck yourself.
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Postby nikki4982 » 12/15/2004, 11:47 pm

:lol: Well that was amusing.
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Postby superboots » 12/16/2004, 9:10 am

ah man i didn't know you had parties in your apartment with the olp gang.

geez.

now i feel like a celebrity for having you guys at my b-day party!
HARDCORE!!!

OMG. I can't believe I din't think fo you
until now because when I think on
a scale of one to ten you're like YWELVE.
No, seriously?

I <3 my HLP!!!!!
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Postby BOAT » 12/16/2004, 10:47 am

birthday party?

SAnd, who is this person?



lol
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Postby superboots » 12/16/2004, 1:24 pm

BETHANY

you know you came to my party in toronto and drank all my beer!

yeah
you know who i am
HARDCORE!!!

OMG. I can't believe I din't think fo you
until now because when I think on
a scale of one to ten you're like YWELVE.
No, seriously?

I <3 my HLP!!!!!
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Postby Dr. Hobo » 12/16/2004, 1:36 pm

kruno = stupid :D
go fuck yourself.
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