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Postby Gimme_Shelter » 3/11/2005, 2:50 am

like i said, i think i have let enough out of the bag for now


maybe later
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Postby Dr. Hobo » 3/11/2005, 2:51 am

that works
as long as i dont get bored
go fuck yourself.
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Postby Gimme_Shelter » 3/11/2005, 2:51 am

to late

your already bored arent you
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Postby faninor » 3/11/2005, 2:56 am

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Postby Gimme_Shelter » 3/11/2005, 2:57 am

sure








Gimme_Shelter wrote:what can i say about him



being the only person here who actually knows him well and hangs out with him often i could say a lot,
so i will


He is a real bastard, on time we went out for something to eat and the whole time he just sat their ordering the waitress to put the food in his mouth for him. after that he went into the back and slapped the cook because the drinks werent as good as he wanted.

We tried to tell him that the cook had nothing to do with the drinks but he didnt care.

Another time i went over to his house and he was slapping a baby, im not even sure where he got the child from. Probably stole from a nursery or something.

Once when we were at a movie he kept on taking the hand of the person next time him and placing it on his crotch. He didnt know the person, he just said to them "im only using you until i find someone whos better looking........ ugly skank"

I could tell you the story of how i first meet him. it was a different place and a different time, we called it... "The 90's".
I was walking down the hall at highschool and i saw this guy pissing in someones locker, turns out their was also somebody in the locker.




but i think i have said enough for now
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Postby Dr. Hobo » 3/11/2005, 2:58 am

i wasnt bored
go fuck yourself.
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Postby Lando » 3/11/2005, 6:04 pm

Just to let everyone know. All of these stories are completely factual except for one thing.

I didn't call her a skank, I called her a Ho-Bag.

Oh and I took the baby from a local daycare near by.
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Postby Dr. Hobo » 3/12/2005, 5:02 am

ho-bag seems more like you
go fuck yourself.
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Postby trentm32 » 3/14/2005, 10:24 pm

ho-bags rule.
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Postby Gimme_Shelter » 10/20/2005, 3:04 am

you rule, but only because you have the 32 in your name

without it you have nothing
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Postby Lando » 12/21/2005, 6:38 am

I remember this "Lando" guy, he used to post on this weird place called the CM...
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Postby saman » 12/21/2005, 9:37 pm

oh yeah, i remember that guy. he was an interesting character, that "lando" feller
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Postby Lando » 12/22/2005, 1:55 am

I hear he can talk to goats.
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Postby Johnny » 12/22/2005, 9:47 am

I hear he does other things with goats.
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Postby saman » 12/22/2005, 12:26 pm

:eek:
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Postby Lando » 12/22/2005, 9:59 pm

It's true, goats make the perfect girlfriend, they never talk back, so I can talk all I want! That's also why I can have my way with them.
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Postby Kathy » 12/23/2005, 11:21 am

and they eat garbage, so your house/apartment should stay nice and clean :P
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Postby Johnny » 12/23/2005, 12:09 pm

Lando reeks of goat lovin'
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Postby its4am_isanybodyhome » 12/29/2005, 11:29 am

you know goats don't eat everything, contrary to popular belief...they are actually very picky eaters...(at least i read that somewhere)
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Postby beautiful liar » 12/29/2005, 10:04 pm

i can confirm that. i used to help take care of a goat named pepper.
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