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Postby nelison » 12/9/2004, 12:20 am

This thread is dedicated to Johnathan... so get going and talk about him!
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Postby happening fish » 12/9/2004, 10:26 am

I think this pretty much sums it up:

:Johnathan:
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Postby namkablam » 12/9/2004, 10:30 am

*boing* :love:
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Postby Joe Cooler » 12/9/2004, 11:06 am

Johnathan: Gifted with the ability to hurt himself with just about anything. When around the Johnny keep all dangerous objects away from reach. Since anything is a dangerous object to Johnathan, items such as sliced bread, bubble makers, cotton balls, stuffed animals and marshmallows are not allowed under any circumstances.
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Postby nikki4982 » 12/9/2004, 11:07 am

Draws a mean cartoon stick figure. :thumbs:
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<font color="#B1DFDE">You may say I'm a <font color="#FFFFFF">dreamer</font>, but I'm not the only one, I hope
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Postby xjsb125 » 12/9/2004, 12:18 pm

The accident prone good guy. Johnny is our resident post-whore guitar hero. His computer illiteracy drives us batty, but we still love the guy. A cool guy with big dreams. :D
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Postby Random Name » 12/9/2004, 12:47 pm

-Sarah

Goodbye you liar,
Well you sipped from the cup but you don't own up to anything
Then you think you will inspire
Take apart your head
(and I wish I could inspire)
Take apart your demons, then you add it to the list.

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Postby happening fish » 12/9/2004, 1:10 pm

I forgot that My head is too big to fit under my tap...so my head get stunk in the sink..


I just saw that :lol:

His head got stunk in the sink!
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Postby Bandalero » 12/9/2004, 1:23 pm

cool guy that kicks peoples asses in assorted parking lots
Whenever death may surprise us,
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if our battle cry has reached even one receptive ear
and another hand reaches out to take up our arms.


Nobody's gonna miss me, no tears will fall, no ones gonna weap, when i hit that road.
my boots are broken my brain is sore, fer keepin' up with thier little world, i got a heavy load.
gonna leave 'em all just like before, i'm big city bound, your always 17 in your hometown
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Postby Long Jonny » 12/9/2004, 2:04 pm

Damn good guy!

Johnny is always confused- but it gives us on the CM something to joke about.

Johnathan, as voted by the CM, spells his name correctly. I apparently do not. I will fight it to death!!

Johnny and I were in a great story that some of you may have heard of. It is called The Great Trek of the Jonhny's

I haven't heard him play, but I can already tell he is one hell of a guitarist.

He is a devoted OLP fan, and even more devoted Emtee fan.
He is a whore. A post whore that is.

Great guy all around!
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Postby nikki4982 » 12/9/2004, 3:55 pm

happeningfish wrote:
I forgot that My head is too big to fit under my tap...so my head get stunk in the sink..


I just saw that :lol:

His head got stunk in the sink!

More than one time, even! "I forgot". :lol:
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<font color="#3C8C8B">Imagine there's no heaven, it's easy if you try, no hell below us,
above us only sky, imagine all the people, <font color="#FFFFFF">living</font> for today...</font>

<font color="#50B4B3">Imagine there's no countries, it isn't hard to do, nothing to kill or die
for, no religion too, imagine all the people, living <font color="#FFFFFF">life</font> in peace...</font>

<font color="#89CDCC">Imagine no possesions, I wonder if you can, no need for greed or <font color="#FFFFFF">hunger</font>,
a brotherhood of man, imagine all the people, sharing all the <font color="#FFFFFF">world</font>...</font>

<font color="#B1DFDE">You may say I'm a <font color="#FFFFFF">dreamer</font>, but I'm not the only one, I hope
some day you'll join us, and the world will <font color="#FFFFFF">live</font> as one.</font></center></font>
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Postby Axtech » 12/9/2004, 7:30 pm

Johnny once asked me if he was annoying as a n00b.

I summed up my first (and continued) impression of him in two words:

Pleasantly befuddled.

When I meet Johnny: jam session
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Postby Henrietta » 12/9/2004, 7:40 pm

Johnny is befuddled. That's what I call it. Oh yeah...and don't call him Johnny.

We're taking up donations for him to become the world's third bubble boy!
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Postby thirdhour » 12/9/2004, 10:48 pm

My pal Johnythan. Never was too lucky when it came to well, anything that involved getting out of a sticky situation.

Lovably lost. I spell it Johnathan and probably always will now. :Johnathan:
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Postby beautiful liar » 12/10/2004, 1:12 am

he should collect frequent poster miles...or points i guess you don't travel miles on a message board...do you?

anyways, he likes to come and streak or fart in our thread.

and we love him for it :love:
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Postby Dr. Hobo » 12/10/2004, 1:14 am

doc's a good kid
anyone who loves anatomy as much as i do rocks in my books :nod:
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Postby Johnny » 12/10/2004, 11:56 pm

alllriiiiiight!
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Postby sandsleeper » 12/11/2004, 1:25 am

johnathan is a sweet, and pleasingly clumsy, lad. i honestly can't count the number of times his little mishap stories have cheered me up on my life's crappiest days. i specifically relish one particular story about piegeon poop (i think), and i seem to remember one extremely odd, yet awesome, one about a toilet bowl. this guy has a fantastic sense of humour.
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Postby Neil » 3/11/2007, 12:32 pm

He's fucking back; doggy!!!


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Postby crustine » 3/11/2007, 1:17 pm

oh man the wedding vegtables are out *hides*
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