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Kruno (boat)

Postby Soozy » 2/23/2008, 8:51 am

Sand has requested a thread for Kruno because he wants to post some kind of incriminating photo. It had better be good ...
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Postby Dr. Hobo » 2/23/2008, 8:58 am

hahaha thanks sooz
so
first i shall post pics of kruno and then eventually i'll figure out what i can get away with in terms of various stories about this guy.. i currently fear for my life and for the well being of my hands given im sure one can check drills in their luggage.

anyways..
kruno. good guy. many stories.
pictures to come.
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Postby Dr. Hobo » 2/23/2008, 9:08 am

okay.. so picture time

but first, the story.
once there was a guy named sandeep. thats me. i went to TO. fun times.
i arrived and after much delay, some folks went to the horseshoe, including kruno, miro and dommy and others.

while there.. kruno decided to try to eat my glass.. not drink the beer but eat the glass.. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT BROWN GUY?! you ask?

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i have pictoral proof.

then.. a lil while later kruno was pictured looking happy. very happy. potentially homicidal happy. in fact.. i was scared..

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i mean... the guys clearing looking to kill someone.. all in all.. i got rather frustrated and the following pic was taken:

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ps. if anyone has any clue what the hell kruno is trying to do in that first picture, please for the love of all thats holy let me know.
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Postby Johnny » 2/23/2008, 10:15 am

More!
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Postby myownsatellite » 2/23/2008, 11:03 am

OMG SAND UR HOTT
PS SO IS KRUNO
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Postby BOAT » 2/23/2008, 2:15 pm

omg Sand

you really had to post those pics, didn't you?

lol

these were taken after the Beer Festival in Toronto. As you can imagine, I was pretty drunk. Well... not so much pretty as incredibly.

I'd post some interesting Sand pictures if I knew how.... I guess facebook will have to do. ;)

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Postby Dr. Hobo » 2/23/2008, 2:17 pm

pics of me eh?
*thinks*
us at the ex.
umm that party with amb and uhh javier? at your place
uhhh
*wonders what else you have*
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Postby Soozy » 2/23/2008, 2:28 pm

I first met Kruno over 5 years ago. He said he would come to England to visit me and stalk Richard Ashcroft.

He lied!!!

:(
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Postby Dr. Hobo » 2/23/2008, 2:29 pm

kruno's good at lying like that!
thats why hes krunHO
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Postby Johnny » 2/23/2008, 3:33 pm

KrunHO?



Sounds like a white rapper.
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Postby crustine » 2/24/2008, 9:20 am

haha KrunHo that is hilarious. I have plenty of incriminating pics if they are needed :P
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Postby Dr. Hobo » 2/25/2008, 6:45 am

oh i have tonnes haha

also im currently uploading 12 more pics to continue the story i started above to its conclusion :nod:
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Postby Dr. Hobo » 3/6/2008, 3:42 pm

this post being my 17000th post, i have decided to continue my story about the homicidal crazy known as "kruno" or "boat" or "krunHO" so here it goes..


the last time we left the story we established that kruno had attempted to eat my glass of keiths and was a homicidal freak who was overly happy in a pic with fras...

so.. as we continue, kruno's actions were getting out of hand.. much concern was shown by all parties.. including tom:
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things escalated to the point where kruno, having been denied the glass, attempted to eat jena! :O

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dommy, was shocked and appalled at kruno's actions!

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and i immediately jumped in to protect jena!:

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we all realized it was time to call in the enforcer, leigh!

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but were having a hard time finding him and in the mean time, kruno caused some more trouble by attacking jena again :O

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and then taking his rage out on tom!
first kruno told tom he was a cop:
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then kruno tossed him into the back of fras' car.. and by back i mean the trunk!:

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tom attempted to leave clues for the CSI guys who found him by taking pics of the night sky.. good ole tom.. what a trooper!

thankfully, miro spotted leigh and pointed out the whereabouts of kruno:

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and leigh was eventually able to get kruno under control and sedate him somehow:

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while the rest of rejoiced!
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miro was clearly overcome with joy at the sight of his brother passed out in fras' car.. so much so, he couldnt stand properly!

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the event was so joyous and amazing.. youppi flew in all the way from montreal to celebrate with us with some of his awesome dance moves:

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Postby Johnny » 3/6/2008, 7:07 pm

<3 Youppi
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Postby myownsatellite » 3/6/2008, 7:19 pm

<3 Sand & Miro & Kruno & Dommie

I don't know the others :lol:
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Postby Dr. Hobo » 3/10/2008, 8:12 am

i <3 jena and dommy
and krunHO and miro kinda... when im not making fun of them.. or calling them mojo or mikaela... or umm making fun of them... and fras as well even if hes misguided and likes a shitty hockey team :P

and tom and leigh are definitely good guys.. although tom and i cant seem to agree on any sports team.. ever. at all.
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Postby Dr. Hobo » 3/10/2008, 8:16 am

i forgot about youppi.. what can i say about youppi? hes just awesome on quite possibly every level possible.

so much so.. i decided to draw him once.. while talking to sammy.. heres the pic:
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Postby Dr. Hobo » 3/10/2008, 8:17 am

oh and jena was only laughing because im a jerk and i was tickling her :nod::love:
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Postby Dr. Hobo » 3/10/2008, 1:54 pm

oh and jena does not need protection from anyone.. she can kick ass if she wants and needs to :love:
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Postby Johnny » 3/10/2008, 5:04 pm

SPARTA CAT! WOO!!
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