Toss a fat salad telemarketers!
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Toss a fat salad telemarketers!
by Neil » 6/29/2003, 10:20 am
Hatred is gained as much by good works as by evil. - Niccoló Machiavelli
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by dream in japanese » 6/29/2003, 11:49 am
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by curtman16 » 6/29/2003, 1:32 pm
"If I found a hot woman to have sex with me, so can you!"
Supporting the Turnerists
*^ The ashtray says, you were up all night
When you went to bed, with your darkest mind
Your pillow wept, and covered your eyes
And you finally slept, while the sun caught fire ^*
Supporting the Turnerists
*^ The ashtray says, you were up all night
When you went to bed, with your darkest mind
Your pillow wept, and covered your eyes
And you finally slept, while the sun caught fire ^*
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by xoNoDoubt69 » 6/29/2003, 2:39 pm
I get those calls sometimes at work where someone says hold on for the next available operator to claim your prize or something like that
-Melissa
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by Narbus » 7/1/2003, 11:56 pm
Bah, I keep getting the "Let's call you, and then put you on hold" calls. Lordy lordy do I hate those.
Also, I really wish I lived in one of those states where recorded messages were illegal. I really hate those, too.
Also, I really wish I lived in one of those states where recorded messages were illegal. I really hate those, too.
You can't go around building a better world for people. Only people can build a better world for people. Otherwise it's just a cage.
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When it's cold I'd like to die
--Terry Pratchett
When it's cold I'd like to die
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by finding emo » 7/2/2003, 7:16 pm
"I wrote on my palm before I went to have it read to see if she would read that too."- Mitch Hedberg
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by areusad831 » 7/2/2003, 7:36 pm
maybe they know deep down you want the magazines
old school CM'er 4 Life
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by Sufjan Stevens » 7/2/2003, 8:50 pm
OK, here's the trick with Jehova's.
They come to your door and give you the bullshit about how they are superior, and just question them on one thing. They believe 144,000 people will be saved on judgement day, and there's many more people in their religion than 144,000. So with that knowledge, ask them what makes them so damn pious and worthy of being saved. They'll stammer about a bit, then you just tell them you don't believe in what they're preaching and shut the door.
I live in a city chock full of Jehovas, and this never failed me.
They come to your door and give you the bullshit about how they are superior, and just question them on one thing. They believe 144,000 people will be saved on judgement day, and there's many more people in their religion than 144,000. So with that knowledge, ask them what makes them so damn pious and worthy of being saved. They'll stammer about a bit, then you just tell them you don't believe in what they're preaching and shut the door.
I live in a city chock full of Jehovas, and this never failed me.
I faced death. I went in with my arms swinging. But I heard my own breath and had to face that I'm still living. I'm still flesh. I hold on to awful feelings. I'm not dead... My chest still draws breath. I hold it. I'm buoyant. There's no end.
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by emily » 7/2/2003, 10:59 pm
I've only had religious types come to my door once or twice. I would do that, but I don't think I'll be getting an opportunity any time soon.
!EMiLY!
sweet blasphemy my giving tree
it hasn't rained in years
i bring to you this sacrificial offering of virgin ears
leave it to me i remain free from all the comforts of home
and where that is i'm pleased as piss to say
i'll never really know
sweet blasphemy my giving tree
it hasn't rained in years
i bring to you this sacrificial offering of virgin ears
leave it to me i remain free from all the comforts of home
and where that is i'm pleased as piss to say
i'll never really know
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by megxyz128 » 7/2/2003, 11:13 pm
aww that reminds me, i saw these religious people standing outside of a pseudo-abortion clinic (they just help the person plan for it or something? all i know is they don't actually perform them there) and they had these big signs and bibles and shit. yeah, so it made me really sad. did that have a point in this thread?
- megan.
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