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Y Chromosome repairs own defects

Postby mosaik » 6/19/2003, 11:29 am

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Postby Sufjan Stevens » 6/19/2003, 12:00 pm

I faced death. I went in with my arms swinging. But I heard my own breath and had to face that I'm still living. I'm still flesh. I hold on to awful feelings. I'm not dead... My chest still draws breath. I hold it. I'm buoyant. There's no end.
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Postby happening fish » 6/19/2003, 2:16 pm

I was playing sonic the hedgehog last night with my friend and i was losing and he was like, haha, that's because you don't have a penis. :wtf: :lol:
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Postby Axtech » 6/19/2003, 2:17 pm

It's true. Extra digits make it easier to hit the buttons fast.

You were playing in the nude, right?
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Postby I AM ME » 6/19/2003, 2:23 pm

"How can we justify spending so much on destruction and so little on life?" Matthew Good

"The white dove is gone, the one world has come down hard, so why not share the pain of our problems, when all around are wrong ways, when all around is hurt, i'll roll up in an odd shape and wait, untill the tide has turned.....with anger, i'm dead weight, i'm anchored"- IME, God Rocket (Into the Heart of Las Vegas) ^ Some say this song is about a terrorists thoughts before 911

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Postby curtman16 » 6/19/2003, 3:41 pm

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Re: Y Chromosome repairs own defects

Postby One-Eye » 6/19/2003, 7:21 pm

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Postby emily » 6/19/2003, 8:29 pm

!EMiLY!

sweet blasphemy my giving tree
it hasn't rained in years
i bring to you this sacrificial offering of virgin ears
leave it to me i remain free from all the comforts of home
and where that is i'm pleased as piss to say
i'll never really know
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Postby robcore » 6/20/2003, 2:31 am

Don't ask questions, just accept it.
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Postby One-Eye » 6/20/2003, 9:13 am

Yep. My Anthropology prof used to say that being a guy is a sex-linked disease - if you get stuck with one of those useless Y-chromosomes, you get horrible deformities like penii and vestigial nipples!

I always wondered what she had against men.... :lol:
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Postby starvingeyes » 6/20/2003, 1:14 pm

didn't your prof know that doctors spank the babies so the penis' will fall off of the dumb ones?

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aah chauvinism.
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Postby emily » 6/20/2003, 3:28 pm

a long time ago (about five years) I asked my mom why did guys have nipples since they can't produce milk. I expected a more interesting answer.
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Postby One-Eye » 6/20/2003, 7:15 pm

The answer is: guys COULD produce milk, but the hormones required for milk production would make them impotent. Guess which choice evolution favored? :lol:
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