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Postby Neil » 3/31/2009, 10:54 pm

So... fucking insane. I dunno how many of you recall my car getting stolen last February. Then found on St. Pattys Day morning. Anyways...

My car got jacked. Again!

Even worse. I had dog/kitty toys in my trunk that's supposed to get delivered to the Humane Society tomorrow.

I'm so crushed. There's broken glass in my driveway. I'm guessing they broke in to it and took off.

Fucking fantastic.
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Postby nikki4982 » 3/31/2009, 11:00 pm

Crap!!! :( I'm sorry, Neil. *hugs*
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Postby beautiful liar » 4/1/2009, 11:38 am

i'm sorry neil. that's crazy that it would happen again :(
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Postby myownsatellite » 4/1/2009, 11:51 am

You REALLY need to move back here.
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Postby Neil » 4/1/2009, 3:20 pm

Look!!

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Happy April Fools everybody.
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Postby Johnny » 4/1/2009, 3:21 pm

Not even a whole day?



Lamest joke ever.
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Postby Neil » 4/1/2009, 3:23 pm

I got bored. It's not as fun anymore!
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Postby Waiting to Exist » 4/1/2009, 3:25 pm

I just came up with a great prank, but I can't figure out how to articulate it. Sucks for you guys.
I just wanna get out,
Stuck inside of this.
Waiting for something else,
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Postby myownsatellite » 4/1/2009, 6:32 pm

You're gay.
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Postby crustine » 4/1/2009, 9:48 pm

you're funny
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Postby nikki4982 » 4/1/2009, 11:13 pm

Wait... this wasn't ACTUALLY an April Fools joke you pulled on us, was it? Cos if so... gotta say, lamest April Fools ever. :P

Now, if others pulled it on YOU... that's a pretty good one.
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for, no religion too, imagine all the people, living <font color="#FFFFFF">life</font> in peace...</font>

<font color="#89CDCC">Imagine no possesions, I wonder if you can, no need for greed or <font color="#FFFFFF">hunger</font>,
a brotherhood of man, imagine all the people, sharing all the <font color="#FFFFFF">world</font>...</font>

<font color="#B1DFDE">You may say I'm a <font color="#FFFFFF">dreamer</font>, but I'm not the only one, I hope
some day you'll join us, and the world will <font color="#FFFFFF">live</font> as one.</font></center></font>
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Postby Neil » 4/1/2009, 11:37 pm

It can't be too lame Nikki. You were the first to respond!!!! :lol:

I was bored. Gimmie a break. It was harder to make it hit more solid with ya's. I did a good job of pulling it off with my family though. A couple members made the rounds with phone calls and such. Good times....
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Postby Lando » 4/2/2009, 12:11 am

NEIL = WIN

gotta admit, people fell for it.
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Postby nikki4982 » 4/2/2009, 3:51 am

But... where was the joke part? April Fools are supposed to be like... amusing or funny or somesuch.
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<font color="#50B4B3">Imagine there's no countries, it isn't hard to do, nothing to kill or die
for, no religion too, imagine all the people, living <font color="#FFFFFF">life</font> in peace...</font>

<font color="#89CDCC">Imagine no possesions, I wonder if you can, no need for greed or <font color="#FFFFFF">hunger</font>,
a brotherhood of man, imagine all the people, sharing all the <font color="#FFFFFF">world</font>...</font>

<font color="#B1DFDE">You may say I'm a <font color="#FFFFFF">dreamer</font>, but I'm not the only one, I hope
some day you'll join us, and the world will <font color="#FFFFFF">live</font> as one.</font></center></font>
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Postby Dr. Hobo » 4/2/2009, 3:54 am

go to that youtube vid where johnny 5 is laughing and play that while reading this thread.. then it becomes hilarious :nod:
go fuck yourself.
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Postby nikki4982 » 4/2/2009, 3:57 am

Johnny 5 creeps me out. :(
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<font color="#3C8C8B">Imagine there's no heaven, it's easy if you try, no hell below us,
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<font color="#50B4B3">Imagine there's no countries, it isn't hard to do, nothing to kill or die
for, no religion too, imagine all the people, living <font color="#FFFFFF">life</font> in peace...</font>

<font color="#89CDCC">Imagine no possesions, I wonder if you can, no need for greed or <font color="#FFFFFF">hunger</font>,
a brotherhood of man, imagine all the people, sharing all the <font color="#FFFFFF">world</font>...</font>

<font color="#B1DFDE">You may say I'm a <font color="#FFFFFF">dreamer</font>, but I'm not the only one, I hope
some day you'll join us, and the world will <font color="#FFFFFF">live</font> as one.</font></center></font>
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Postby Dr. Hobo » 4/2/2009, 4:00 am

is it because he's a robbit?

oh and does his laugh do the same?! :O
go fuck yourself.
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Postby Neil » 4/2/2009, 4:01 am

Well... its funny to me when people believe that my car was gone. Again.

C'mon. Really. Who has my luck with their car?

Oct 2007 - Car gets egged

Nov 2007 - Car gets broken into

Feb 2008 - Car gets stolen. (recovered 2 weeks later 20 miles away)

Dec 2008 - Neil walks out to find a guy attempting to open the passenger side door of his car. Guy says he's "looking for his girlfriend." (Door was locked, but the car was running.)
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Postby nikki4982 » 4/2/2009, 3:32 pm

:lol: Looking for his girlfriend? See, now THAT's funny.
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"If you put those on the internet, I'll kill you guys!" - Jer</td></tr></table>
<center><img src="../phpBB2/files/squiggle.gif">

<font color="#3C8C8B">Imagine there's no heaven, it's easy if you try, no hell below us,
above us only sky, imagine all the people, <font color="#FFFFFF">living</font> for today...</font>

<font color="#50B4B3">Imagine there's no countries, it isn't hard to do, nothing to kill or die
for, no religion too, imagine all the people, living <font color="#FFFFFF">life</font> in peace...</font>

<font color="#89CDCC">Imagine no possesions, I wonder if you can, no need for greed or <font color="#FFFFFF">hunger</font>,
a brotherhood of man, imagine all the people, sharing all the <font color="#FFFFFF">world</font>...</font>

<font color="#B1DFDE">You may say I'm a <font color="#FFFFFF">dreamer</font>, but I'm not the only one, I hope
some day you'll join us, and the world will <font color="#FFFFFF">live</font> as one.</font></center></font>
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Postby Neil » 4/2/2009, 4:41 pm

Yeah. I'm not kidding either. It was such a pathetic response that I actually did let him just walk away and not call the cops.

I was like "looking for your girlfriend?!" he was like "Yeah.. she's supposed to be out here waiting but i have no idea who's car she's in." Geezuz... what a wank.
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