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Postby Lando » 2/15/2009, 5:52 pm

Darth Wenus wrote:Your blow up doll doesn't count as your girl friend dude.


no no johnny. this can easily be solved by asking the age old question "what's the sound of one hand clapping?" and the answer is... it's the sound of Johnny whacking it, just like every other night. See, you had two parts right, the "blow" and yeah laurel could be called a "doll" it's a nice complement, used often back in the 40s and 50s more so than now, but the up part... well, let's just say she went another direction.



Neo wrote:And if you're hands are the busy part then clearly you have other issues that need to be addressed....


*cough* B.D.S. *cough*



oh well all I can say about that is you used the wrong form of "your"

actually I lied, there's more. I do have big dick syndrome (b.d.s.) but I don't really consider it a syndrome though... and I've never heard the girlfriend complain!

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Lando: 2

Neil + Johnny: Zero and one hand clappi...er whacking.

sadly... it's only one of their hands, but it's servicing both of them...
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Postby laurel » 2/15/2009, 5:56 pm

i think i should get some points out of this too!
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Postby Johnny » 2/15/2009, 6:08 pm

me too!
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Postby laurel » 2/15/2009, 6:09 pm

no. no you shouldn't.
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Postby Johnny » 2/15/2009, 6:10 pm

I just can't win!
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Postby laurel » 2/15/2009, 6:25 pm

correct.
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Postby Johnny » 2/15/2009, 6:38 pm

Curse you!
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Postby Neil » 2/15/2009, 8:29 pm

Dammit Lando! You mod'd my post! :lol:

And "big" isn't the B in that syndrome. I'll go ahead and concede and let you believe so. I want you to stick to having that warm and happy tree feeling. Haha

And Johnny keeps hitting on me on Xbox Live. I've been wondering about him lately.
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Postby Lando » 2/16/2009, 2:56 am

how could I mod your post? I'm confused!

and yeah neil we all know johnny's a closet homo.
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Postby Neil » 2/16/2009, 2:59 am

Lando wrote:how could I mod your post? I'm confused!


OOoooh.... slut magic? Maybe?
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Postby Lando » 2/16/2009, 4:45 am

NICE. I like sluts!


and magic!
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Postby Gimme_Shelter » 2/25/2009, 1:18 am

when did they put those two things together?
and why did nobody tell me
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Postby Lando » 2/25/2009, 6:47 am

dude, i'm just finding out, you know i would've told you when i found out!
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Postby crustine » 2/25/2009, 12:46 pm

wow we digress again :P

It is true that girls learning abstinence are at an increased risk of stds. There is also that group that rebels and has a pregnancy pact as they did in NJ a few years back. What was it 17 girls pregnant at once and they didnt care about the fathers ( some of them were street people) just so they could be mothers raising their children together. Me thinks that a wee bit of education could have perhaps stopped this tragedy.
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Postby Neil » 2/25/2009, 2:03 pm

It would've taken a great deal of education with those girls. All it takes is one girl... It's all down hill from there. That was just plain nuts.

A horrid way to go about 15 minutes of fame...
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Postby nikki4982 » 2/25/2009, 3:02 pm

How the heck did I miss THAT happening?!?

How old were these idiots?
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Postby myownsatellite » 2/25/2009, 5:21 pm

I think they were HS juniors and seniors although I could be wrong. What fucking morons.
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Postby nikki4982 » 2/25/2009, 11:33 pm

*sigh* It's one thing when it's accidental. But that's scary.
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Postby Dr. Hobo » 2/26/2009, 7:03 am

its for people like them that the darwin award is given out every year :nod:
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Postby AnnieDreams » 2/26/2009, 7:17 am

But they're doing the opposite of Darwin-ing! They're breaking the rules!
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