Darth Wenus wrote:Your blow up doll doesn't count as your girl friend dude.
no no johnny. this can easily be solved by asking the age old question "what's the sound of one hand clapping?" and the answer is... it's the sound of Johnny whacking it, just like every other night. See, you had two parts right, the "blow" and yeah laurel could be called a "doll" it's a nice complement, used often back in the 40s and 50s more so than now, but the up part... well, let's just say she went another direction.
Neo wrote:And if you're hands are the busy part then clearly you have other issues that need to be addressed....
*cough* B.D.S. *cough*
oh well all I can say about that is you used the wrong form of "your"
actually I lied, there's more. I do have big dick syndrome (b.d.s.) but I don't really consider it a syndrome though... and I've never heard the girlfriend complain!
score:
Lando: 2
Neil + Johnny: Zero and one hand clappi...er whacking.
sadly... it's only one of their hands, but it's servicing both of them...