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Postby ivewaited » 4/29/2009, 7:52 pm

tv shows are still around?
and if i don't make it know that i've loved you all along.

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Postby laurel » 4/30/2009, 1:17 am

YES WE'RE WATCHING ONE ABOUT PRETZELS
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Postby Dr. Hobo » 4/30/2009, 1:25 am

pretzels... the silent baked assassin :O
go fuck yourself.
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Postby ivewaited » 4/30/2009, 2:08 am

vanilla covered pretzels?!?
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Postby Dr. Hobo » 4/30/2009, 4:27 am

nope.. just salt.
go fuck yourself.
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Postby Bandalero » 5/2/2009, 11:03 am

seriously...it's jizz. you want it, i have it, it's given and done with. nothing gross about it. :mrgreen:
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Postby Corey » 7/23/2009, 8:04 pm

Bandalero wrote:seriously...it's jizz. you want it, i have it, it's given and done with. nothing gross about it. :mrgreen:


OMG Bandalero... How have you been?

Please tell me this isn't what the "political" forum has come to???
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Postby faninor » 7/25/2009, 12:05 am

Pretty much. :lol:
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Postby Bandalero » 8/19/2009, 5:13 pm

Corey wrote:
Bandalero wrote:seriously...it's jizz. you want it, i have it, it's given and done with. nothing gross about it. :mrgreen:


OMG Bandalero... How have you been?

Please tell me this isn't what the "political" forum has come to???


Been good man. and yeah, it looks like it has COME to this.....pun intended.

How've you been man?
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my boots are broken my brain is sore, fer keepin' up with thier little world, i got a heavy load.
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Postby Corey » 8/19/2009, 8:17 pm

Bandalero wrote:Been good man. and yeah, it looks like it has COME to this.....pun intended.

How've you been man?


Pretty good. I've resurrected my clumsy monkey participation to coincide with OLP's new album release. We'll see how long it lasts. :evil:
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Postby Bandalero » 8/22/2009, 1:38 pm

cool man. oh how the world changed. and how we changed. :mrgreen:
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Postby Corey » 8/22/2009, 8:24 pm

Bandalero wrote:cool man. oh how the world changed. and how we changed. :mrgreen:


Tell me about it. It's good to see another old-schooler still hanging around here. And changed I have. Some of my political views wouldn't be the same as I so vehemently argued in this very forum years ago.
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Postby Bandalero » 8/23/2009, 9:27 am

Corey wrote:
Bandalero wrote:cool man. oh how the world changed. and how we changed. :mrgreen:


Tell me about it. It's good to see another old-schooler still hanging around here. And changed I have. Some of my political views wouldn't be the same as I so vehemently argued in this very forum years ago.


Yeah, same here. This thing reads like a time capsule of our youth man, and i love it. All we need now is doug. :lol:
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Postby Lando » 8/23/2009, 1:34 pm

from doug and the slugs!
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Postby m2 » 11/5/2009, 4:17 pm

Sex education in my school is pathetic. One movie in fifth grade and one in sixth with no further info. I don't mean this in a perverted or inappropriate way at all when i say "i wanna know more"!
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Postby laurel » 11/5/2009, 4:22 pm

It's called the internet. Google will help to teach you everything.

And the Sunday Night Sex Show with Sue Johanson.
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Postby Shanae » 11/5/2009, 6:27 pm

Our 'sex ed' is mainly a chastity club advertisement... it gets me very upset.
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Postby MindsOnLoan » 11/5/2009, 7:40 pm

laurel wrote:And the Sunday Night Sex Show with Sue Johanson.


Possibly the funniest show I've ever seen. A gross old lady and people with stupid questions.
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Postby Neil » 11/6/2009, 8:43 am

Two words: porn hub.


I'd have a kick ass time teaching a sex ed class. Johnny you could be my first student!

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Postby Dr. Hobo » 12/13/2009, 1:18 am

sue johanson is awesome live :nod:
go fuck yourself.
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