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Postby myownsatellite » 2/12/2009, 4:58 pm

Ew, spunk is gross.
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Postby Shanae » 2/12/2009, 5:04 pm

Eh?
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Postby myownsatellite » 2/12/2009, 5:16 pm

You're too young to get it.
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Postby crustine » 2/12/2009, 5:17 pm

i think Megan is referring to sperm, splooge, swimmers etc. no worries i dont think of that when i hear spunk.

from wiki
A slang word for semen.
The pseudonym of ASCII artist Joan Stark.
A Dutch webmagazine www.Spunk.nl
A Danish pastille with the taste of salty liquorice or as red, yellow, green and orange winegums, produced by Galle & Jessen A/S.
A Danish brand of vodka and candy (salty licorice-type of lollie).
An Australian slang word for an attractive person.
A fantasy word in an original Swedish episode of Pippi Longstocking.
A form of tinder.
A nickname for English actor Robert Pattinson (also known as Spunk Ransom)


from some online dictionary

spunk (spngk)
n.
1. Informal Spirit; pluck.
2. Punk, touchwood, or other tinder.
3. Vulgar Slang Ejaculated semen.

spunk
Noun
1. Old-fashioned, informal courage or spirit
2. chiefly Brit vulgar slang semen
3. Austral & NZ informal a sexually attractive person, especially a male [Scottish Gaelic spong tinder, sponge]
spunky adj
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Postby myownsatellite » 2/12/2009, 5:21 pm

Yes Crusty, I was making a dirty joke :P Way to make it not funny anymore :lol:
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Postby Shanae » 2/12/2009, 5:22 pm

I was going to ask if it was an innuendo! DAMN YOU!

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Postby crustine » 2/12/2009, 5:27 pm

oh i though you were referring to the salty licorice lolly. hahah

sorry Megan just helping her out. personally i have never heard that before.
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Postby Shanae » 2/12/2009, 5:33 pm

I remember when normal words didn't have dirty hidden meanings. :(
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Postby Lando » 2/12/2009, 6:16 pm

Shanae wrote:Teen Aid has taught me NOTHING!



Teens with AIDS are bad.

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Postby MindsOnLoan » 2/12/2009, 6:18 pm

If Magic Johnson taught anyone anything, it's that AIDS isn't a big deal.. the cure is sunshine and bags of cash!
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Postby myownsatellite » 2/12/2009, 7:51 pm

Shanae wrote:I remember when normal words didn't have dirty hidden meanings. :(


RUBBISH! They've always had dirty hidden meanings!! They're called puns/homonyms/double meanings! Go read Shakespeare!

MindsOnLoan wrote:If Magic Johnson taught anyone anything, it's that AIDS isn't a big deal.. the cure is sunshine and bags of cash!


Shot directly into the blood stream!!
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Postby Shanae » 2/12/2009, 8:04 pm

And this generation asks, who the hell is Magic Johnson?

Teen Aid is the equivalent to health class, except with more talk about chastity and sex.
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Postby myownsatellite » 2/12/2009, 8:09 pm

...Seriously? You really don't know who Magic Johnson is? Or are you joshing me?! :lol:
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Postby beautiful liar » 2/12/2009, 8:29 pm

Shanae wrote:And this generation asks, who the hell is Magic Johnson?

Teen Aid is the equivalent to health class, except with more talk about chastity and sex.


chastity? CHASTITY? THEY SHOULD NOT BE TEACHING CHASTITY IN SCHOOLS!!!!!

safe, informed sex is where it's at. chastity and abstinence are fine and good only if the person making that choice has all the facts about how sex works, how sexuality isn't something to feel guilty about, and that the best way to learn about your body and your desires is through safe experimentation in situations that you control.

go read dan savage. he'll teach you everything that school doesn't.
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Postby myownsatellite » 2/12/2009, 8:44 pm

Well at least she mentioned chastity AND sex....
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Postby Shanae » 2/12/2009, 9:06 pm

That's what I thought, too. I mean, chastity is fine if you want to go in that direction, but the way the lady made it sound was that if you have sex before marriage you will become suicidal and your relationship will be in ruined.

I'm not saying go and sleep with everything, but I certainly don't see the problem with pre-marital sex. Be safe, don't let it dominate your life, and I'm sure you'll be fine.

I'm not even kidding you, the way she presented the information was similar to the Sex Ed in Family Guy. "If you have sex, your penis will fall off and land in another dimension and be eaten entirely by dogs."
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Postby Neil » 2/12/2009, 9:26 pm

Does anybody else believe Magic Johnson has some sorta magic that's enabling him? I swear he knows something the rest of us don't.
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Postby beautiful liar » 2/12/2009, 9:31 pm

I just wrote a long rant and got rid of it - I'm not going to sermonize to you when clearly you have good sense :lol:

this is an issue that really gets to me. sex education is so important for so many reasons - and it is largely neglected or mis-presented by the school systems. I think it is the next step on the route to gender empowerment and understanding the importance of reproductive rights.

Shanae, out of curiousity, are you at a catholic/religious school, or is this being taught in a secular context?
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Postby Neil » 2/12/2009, 10:25 pm

I think this conversation should be taken to the "World" section. That area needs attention!
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Postby saman » 2/12/2009, 10:29 pm

i think YOU should be taken to the "world" section!
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