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Postby Kathy » 2/18/2006, 1:50 pm

<i>This country, as you know, is filled with the deranged. And then there's Travis Frey, a 33-year-old Iowa man who is facing charges that he tried to kidnap his own wife (not to mention a separate child pornography rap). Frey, prosecutors contend, apparently is a rather demanding guy. In fact, he actually drew up a bizarre four-page marriage document--a "Contract of Wifely Expectations"--that sought to establish guidelines for his spouse in terms of hygiene, clothing, and sexual activities.</i>

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/02 ... ract1.html

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Postby afealicious » 2/18/2006, 1:54 pm

okay, i went as far as the first page and i am not going to finish that.

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Postby Kathy » 2/18/2006, 2:20 pm

there's really no need to read all 4 pages... it's all the same disgusting crap
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Postby faninor » 2/18/2006, 7:05 pm

"If you are noncompliant then you lose three times amount of GBD's that would have been given. If you don't have enough GBD's to cover the loss, then you will be tied to the bed and I will do whatever I wish to you. This will continue every night until you are ready to be compliance, at which time you will need to apologize and explain how you are ready to be my sex slave again."
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Postby Kathy » 2/18/2006, 7:33 pm

is that your favorite part?

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Postby Rusty » 2/18/2006, 9:49 pm

This man is sick!!!

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You don't find your way, the way finds you...

Tempt the fates, beware the smile
It hides all the teeth, my dear,
What's behind them...

So glad you could stay
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He steps between the trees, a crooked man
There's blood on the blade
Don't take his hand

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Shadows creep & dance the walls
He's creeping too..

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Postby Gimme_Shelter » 2/18/2006, 9:54 pm

hes obviously fucked up
but shes fuckin stupid to, she married him
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Postby Random Name » 2/18/2006, 9:55 pm

What?! Sounds like a sweet deal to me!!!

Clearly the structure for a happy family home.

Or the breading ground for an Oedipus complex. Whatever works.
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Postby Rusty » 2/18/2006, 9:57 pm

How'd Oedious work its way in there?

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So glad you could stay
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Don't take his hand

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He's creeping too..

So glad you could stay
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Postby Random Name » 2/18/2006, 10:01 pm

Jelousy over Mothers.... need for control... acting upon subconsious ideas that society normally represses...

I've been talking about Oedipus for 3 years now. At this point even my dog has an Oedipus complex.
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Postby myownsatellite » 2/18/2006, 10:45 pm

That's pretty disgusting. However, I know several people who get off on that kind of stuff, so it really doesn't surprise me. I'm just glad she never signed it, and that the shithead is being brought up on charges.

But...like Gimme_Shelter says, why would she marry him if she was expected to sign that thing, and then complain about how she doesn't want to do it?
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Postby nikki4982 » 2/19/2006, 12:39 am

He could have shown no sign of being a chauvinist before they were married.

I'm just glad to know the woman's smart enough not to go along with it.
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Postby Gimme_Shelter » 2/19/2006, 4:42 am

i doubt it, people like that dont usually hide
considering its something they are probably proud of
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Postby thirdhour » 3/7/2006, 11:25 am

It sounds like they had been married for a while, unless he was refering to future children.

Can you imagine being totally normally married for 5 years or so and then one being handed that. How could you possibly take it seriously?
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Postby x__rOCKSTAR » 3/7/2006, 11:42 am

ummm...wow thats pretty much all i can say, what the hell is wrong with people, hes bloody psyco, but shes just as mad for marrying him, you cant just hide your sicko nature...there both nuts!
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Postby myownsatellite » 3/7/2006, 1:04 pm

thirdhour wrote:It sounds like they had been married for a while, unless he was refering to future children.

Can you imagine being totally normally married for 5 years or so and then one being handed that. How could you possibly take it seriously?


I'd laugh in his face and hand it back to him with a list of things HE'S required to do for ME.
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Postby happening fish » 3/7/2006, 2:48 pm

He'd probably punch you out cold and then rape you and then beat you in the head until you died if you tried that.
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Postby myownsatellite » 3/7/2006, 4:15 pm

happening fish wrote:He'd probably punch you out cold and then rape you and then beat you in the head until you died if you tried that.


I can't tell if that was supposed to be a joke or not.

I don't tolerate abuse or violence in relationships. The first sign of any of it and I'd have been gone. And that list is most definitely abuse, unless she AGREED to it.
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Postby happening fish » 3/7/2006, 6:35 pm

Not joking. This man is clearly highly deranged.
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