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Cheney shoots lawyer, Quails need not worry.
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Cheney shoots lawyer, Quails need not worry.
by Bandalero » 2/14/2006, 1:12 pm
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Whenever death may surprise us,
let it be welcome
if our battle cry has reached even one receptive ear
and another hand reaches out to take up our arms.
Nobody's gonna miss me, no tears will fall, no ones gonna weap, when i hit that road.
my boots are broken my brain is sore, fer keepin' up with thier little world, i got a heavy load.
gonna leave 'em all just like before, i'm big city bound, your always 17 in your hometown
let it be welcome
if our battle cry has reached even one receptive ear
and another hand reaches out to take up our arms.
Nobody's gonna miss me, no tears will fall, no ones gonna weap, when i hit that road.
my boots are broken my brain is sore, fer keepin' up with thier little world, i got a heavy load.
gonna leave 'em all just like before, i'm big city bound, your always 17 in your hometown
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by Bandalero » 2/14/2006, 1:50 pm
Whenever death may surprise us,
let it be welcome
if our battle cry has reached even one receptive ear
and another hand reaches out to take up our arms.
Nobody's gonna miss me, no tears will fall, no ones gonna weap, when i hit that road.
my boots are broken my brain is sore, fer keepin' up with thier little world, i got a heavy load.
gonna leave 'em all just like before, i'm big city bound, your always 17 in your hometown
let it be welcome
if our battle cry has reached even one receptive ear
and another hand reaches out to take up our arms.
Nobody's gonna miss me, no tears will fall, no ones gonna weap, when i hit that road.
my boots are broken my brain is sore, fer keepin' up with thier little world, i got a heavy load.
gonna leave 'em all just like before, i'm big city bound, your always 17 in your hometown
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by thirdhour » 2/14/2006, 4:03 pm
But you have to admit it's pretty ridiculous.
However, this guy did get shot in the face with a pellet gun, so he must be pretty seriously hurt. And according to that link reno posted, the guy also had a heart attack as a result of getting pellets in his chest. Not cool.
However, this guy did get shot in the face with a pellet gun, so he must be pretty seriously hurt. And according to that link reno posted, the guy also had a heart attack as a result of getting pellets in his chest. Not cool.
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by Axtech » 2/14/2006, 4:40 pm
Cheney Hunting Visual Aid:
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Every now and then I fall out into open air just to feel the wind, rain and everything.
And though the hum and sway gets me down, I'll find the way to peace and openness.
"Robbo" - © Alex (happeningfish)...^5 ^5 v v
Every now and then I fall out into open air just to feel the wind, rain and everything.
And though the hum and sway gets me down, I'll find the way to peace and openness.
"Robbo" - © Alex (happeningfish)...^5 ^5 v v
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by Axtech » 2/14/2006, 4:42 pm
Also, the Daily Show did an AMAZING bit last night about this, paralleling it to the war in Iraq in almost every detail. It was hilarious,
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Every now and then I fall out into open air just to feel the wind, rain and everything.
And though the hum and sway gets me down, I'll find the way to peace and openness.
"Robbo" - © Alex (happeningfish)...^5 ^5 v v
Every now and then I fall out into open air just to feel the wind, rain and everything.
And though the hum and sway gets me down, I'll find the way to peace and openness.
"Robbo" - © Alex (happeningfish)...^5 ^5 v v
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by Axtech » 2/14/2006, 7:26 pm
Here's the bit:
Daily Show wrote:Jon Stewart: "I'm joined now by our own vice-presidential firearms mishap analyst, Rob Corddry. Rob, obviously a very unfortunate situation. How is the vice president handling it?
Rob Corddry: "Jon, tonight the vice president is standing by his decision to shoot Harry Wittington. According to the best intelligence available, there were quail hidden in the brush. Everyone believed at the time there were quail in the brush.
"And while the quail turned out to be a 78-year-old man, even knowing that today, Mr. Cheney insists he still would have shot Mr. Whittington in the face. He believes the world is a better place for his spreading buckshot throughout the entire region of Mr. Whittington's face."
Jon Stewart: "But why, Rob? If he had known Mr. Whittington was not a bird, why would he still have shot him?"
Rob Corddry: "Jon, in a post-9-11 world, the American people expect their leaders to be decisive. To not have shot his friend in the face would have sent a message to the quail that America is weak."
Jon Stewart: "That's horrible."
Rob Corddry: "Look, the mere fact that we're even talking about how the vice president drives up with his rich friends in cars to shoot farm-raised wingless quail-tards is letting the quail know 'how' we're hunting them. I'm sure right now those birds are laughing at us in that little 'covey' of theirs.
Jon Stewart: "I'm not sure birds can laugh, Rob."
Rob Corddry: "Well, whatever it is they do … coo .. they're cooing at us right now, Jon, because here we are talking openly about our plans to hunt them. Jig is up. Quails one, America zero.
Jon Stewart: "Okay, well, on a purely human level, is the vice president at least sorry?"
Rob Corddry: "Jon, what difference does it make? The bullets are already in this man's face. Let's move forward across party lines as a people … to get him some sort of mask."
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Every now and then I fall out into open air just to feel the wind, rain and everything.
And though the hum and sway gets me down, I'll find the way to peace and openness.
"Robbo" - © Alex (happeningfish)...^5 ^5 v v
Every now and then I fall out into open air just to feel the wind, rain and everything.
And though the hum and sway gets me down, I'll find the way to peace and openness.
"Robbo" - © Alex (happeningfish)...^5 ^5 v v
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by Rusty » 2/14/2006, 9:26 pm
My law teacher was reading this in class, she was laughing at how he got shot in the face. 
I don't think she knew it was serious at all.Queens Of The Stone Age-Someone's In The Wolf
Once you're lost in twillights's blue
You don't find your way, the way finds you...
Tempt the fates, beware the smile
It hides all the teeth, my dear,
What's behind them...
So glad you could stay
Forever
He steps between the trees, a crooked man
There's blood on the blade
Don't take his hand
You warm by the firelight, in twilight's blue
Shadows creep & dance the walls
He's creeping too..
So glad you could stay
Forever
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by Bandalero » 2/14/2006, 11:59 pm
hey, who changed my long link to linky? i leave long links here for a reason.
Whenever death may surprise us,
let it be welcome
if our battle cry has reached even one receptive ear
and another hand reaches out to take up our arms.
Nobody's gonna miss me, no tears will fall, no ones gonna weap, when i hit that road.
my boots are broken my brain is sore, fer keepin' up with thier little world, i got a heavy load.
gonna leave 'em all just like before, i'm big city bound, your always 17 in your hometown
let it be welcome
if our battle cry has reached even one receptive ear
and another hand reaches out to take up our arms.
Nobody's gonna miss me, no tears will fall, no ones gonna weap, when i hit that road.
my boots are broken my brain is sore, fer keepin' up with thier little world, i got a heavy load.
gonna leave 'em all just like before, i'm big city bound, your always 17 in your hometown
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by Axtech » 2/15/2006, 12:10 am
I changed it because it was screwing up the page
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Every now and then I fall out into open air just to feel the wind, rain and everything.
And though the hum and sway gets me down, I'll find the way to peace and openness.
"Robbo" - © Alex (happeningfish)...^5 ^5 v v
Every now and then I fall out into open air just to feel the wind, rain and everything.
And though the hum and sway gets me down, I'll find the way to peace and openness.
"Robbo" - © Alex (happeningfish)...^5 ^5 v v
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by happening fish » 2/15/2006, 12:45 am
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by happening fish » 2/15/2006, 12:54 am
Valentines Day: the bitterest day of the year says:
the last time a sitting VP shot someone was when Aaron Burr shot Alexander Hamilton in a duel [thus that SNL line "dropping Hamiltons like Aaron Burr]. that was over politcal differences in ideology and honour
Valentines Day: the bitterest day of the year says:
cheney thought this guy was a fuckin piece of poltry
alexandra says:
i wish there was a bill with a quail on it
alexandra says:
or maybe just Dan Quayle
alexandra says:
omg can you imagine?
alexandra says:
"dropping Quayles like Dick Cheney"
Valentines Day: the bitterest day of the year says:
its all about the Quayles baby
the last time a sitting VP shot someone was when Aaron Burr shot Alexander Hamilton in a duel [thus that SNL line "dropping Hamiltons like Aaron Burr]. that was over politcal differences in ideology and honour
Valentines Day: the bitterest day of the year says:
cheney thought this guy was a fuckin piece of poltry
alexandra says:
i wish there was a bill with a quail on it
alexandra says:
or maybe just Dan Quayle
alexandra says:
omg can you imagine?
alexandra says:
"dropping Quayles like Dick Cheney"
Valentines Day: the bitterest day of the year says:
its all about the Quayles baby
awkward is the new cool
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by nikki4982 » 2/15/2006, 8:40 am
Axtech wrote:Jon Stewart: "I'm not sure birds can laugh, Rob."
I love the Daily Show.
Anyway, I thought this was amusing when I just read that the guy was fine and not badly injured at all. When he had a heart attack (as mild as it was), it stopped being at all funny.
And, for those of you unaware, the big deal about it in Washington is the fact that it wasn't announced to the public for a full day. Then Cheney's press guy covered up the heart attack when he briefed the press the morning it happened. It's ridiculous to me that they would keep something that was clearly an accident a secret, and should make even the biggest supporters of the current administration wonder what ELSE they're keeping from us.
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above us only sky, imagine all the people, <font color="#FFFFFF">living</font> for today...</font>
<font color="#50B4B3">Imagine there's no countries, it isn't hard to do, nothing to kill or die
for, no religion too, imagine all the people, living <font color="#FFFFFF">life</font> in peace...</font>
<font color="#89CDCC">Imagine no possesions, I wonder if you can, no need for greed or <font color="#FFFFFF">hunger</font>,
a brotherhood of man, imagine all the people, sharing all the <font color="#FFFFFF">world</font>...</font>
<font color="#B1DFDE">You may say I'm a <font color="#FFFFFF">dreamer</font>, but I'm not the only one, I hope
some day you'll join us, and the world will <font color="#FFFFFF">live</font> as one.</font></center></font>
Queen of the Harpies <img src="../phpBB2/files/queen_of_harpies.gif" align="texttop"></td><td><font color="orange">President of the Pookie Brigade</font>
"If you put those on the internet, I'll kill you guys!" - Jer</td></tr></table>
<center><img src="../phpBB2/files/squiggle.gif">
<font color="#3C8C8B">Imagine there's no heaven, it's easy if you try, no hell below us,
above us only sky, imagine all the people, <font color="#FFFFFF">living</font> for today...</font>
<font color="#50B4B3">Imagine there's no countries, it isn't hard to do, nothing to kill or die
for, no religion too, imagine all the people, living <font color="#FFFFFF">life</font> in peace...</font>
<font color="#89CDCC">Imagine no possesions, I wonder if you can, no need for greed or <font color="#FFFFFF">hunger</font>,
a brotherhood of man, imagine all the people, sharing all the <font color="#FFFFFF">world</font>...</font>
<font color="#B1DFDE">You may say I'm a <font color="#FFFFFF">dreamer</font>, but I'm not the only one, I hope
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by Axtech » 2/15/2006, 9:57 am
Jon Stewart is having the time of his life with this.
In fact, on last night's episode, he was rubbing his nipples.
He did note that, on the alert status scale, the heart attack moved it from Orange: "Very funny" to Yellow: "Still funny, but also kind of sad"
In fact, on last night's episode, he was rubbing his nipples.
He did note that, on the alert status scale, the heart attack moved it from Orange: "Very funny" to Yellow: "Still funny, but also kind of sad"
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Every now and then I fall out into open air just to feel the wind, rain and everything.
And though the hum and sway gets me down, I'll find the way to peace and openness.
"Robbo" - © Alex (happeningfish)...^5 ^5 v v
Every now and then I fall out into open air just to feel the wind, rain and everything.
And though the hum and sway gets me down, I'll find the way to peace and openness.
"Robbo" - © Alex (happeningfish)...^5 ^5 v v
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by bovine » 2/15/2006, 12:08 pm
Yikes!
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Brutus is an honorable man
It's just coincidence that oil men will wage war in an oil rich land
And this one goes out to my man taking cover in the trenches with a gun in his hand
Then gets home and no one flinches when he can't feed his fam...
But Brutus is an honorable man...
- Saul Williams
Brutus is an honorable man
It's just coincidence that oil men will wage war in an oil rich land
And this one goes out to my man taking cover in the trenches with a gun in his hand
Then gets home and no one flinches when he can't feed his fam...
But Brutus is an honorable man...
- Saul Williams
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by Rusty » 2/15/2006, 7:29 pm
Queens Of The Stone Age-Someone's In The Wolf
Once you're lost in twillights's blue
You don't find your way, the way finds you...
Tempt the fates, beware the smile
It hides all the teeth, my dear,
What's behind them...
So glad you could stay
Forever
He steps between the trees, a crooked man
There's blood on the blade
Don't take his hand
You warm by the firelight, in twilight's blue
Shadows creep & dance the walls
He's creeping too..
So glad you could stay
Forever
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