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Postby faninor » 1/11/2009, 9:45 pm

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Postby myownsatellite » 1/11/2009, 9:46 pm

Has your cat ever been published? Because that story was totally awesome. I think your cat is my new favorite writer.
~*Megan*~

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Postby Kicker774 » 1/11/2009, 10:57 pm

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Postby crustine » 1/12/2009, 11:08 am

brought to you by Stella

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unfortunately she loves to hit alt ctl apple...so not only did she remove my external but she changed a few settings and opened spotlight

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<center>~Hope Matters~</center>
<center>Her beauty was disarming, but she had no other resources for dealing with the world.
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Postby Lando » 1/13/2009, 12:03 am

your cat searches porno!?

last time I checked
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was one of the most searched fetishes.
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Postby Dr. Hobo » 1/13/2009, 9:12 am

lando's an expert when it comes to cat-fetish websearches :nod:
go fuck yourself.
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Postby Lando » 1/13/2009, 5:44 pm

you guys aren't? :Johnathan:
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Postby faninor » 1/18/2009, 10:56 am

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Postby faninor » 1/18/2009, 10:57 am

In the middle of that, she also opened 58 instances of Internet Explorer. And the Windows Vista sidebar.
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Postby Dr. Hobo » 1/18/2009, 11:11 am

haha that takes skill :nod:
go fuck yourself.
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Postby Johnny » 1/18/2009, 11:34 am

I wonder if my Niko can type?
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Postby Dr. Hobo » 1/18/2009, 12:06 pm

Lando wrote:you guys aren't? :Johnathan:


i cant speak for everyone else except but i sure am not :nod:
go fuck yourself.
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