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Postby Rusty » 11/20/2005, 6:16 pm

She probably lied.

Queens Of The Stone Age-Someone's In The Wolf

Once you're lost in twillights's blue
You don't find your way, the way finds you...

Tempt the fates, beware the smile
It hides all the teeth, my dear,
What's behind them...

So glad you could stay
Forever

He steps between the trees, a crooked man
There's blood on the blade
Don't take his hand

You warm by the firelight, in twilight's blue
Shadows creep & dance the walls
He's creeping too..

So glad you could stay
Forever


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Postby afealicious » 11/20/2005, 6:17 pm

Rusty wrote:You try to suck?


someone's gotta do it.
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Postby Rusty » 11/20/2005, 6:20 pm

afealicious wrote:
Rusty wrote:You try to suck?


someone's gotta do it.


Well you make a very valid point there. *tries his best not to turn the last few comments into anything sexual sounding*

Queens Of The Stone Age-Someone's In The Wolf

Once you're lost in twillights's blue
You don't find your way, the way finds you...

Tempt the fates, beware the smile
It hides all the teeth, my dear,
What's behind them...

So glad you could stay
Forever

He steps between the trees, a crooked man
There's blood on the blade
Don't take his hand

You warm by the firelight, in twilight's blue
Shadows creep & dance the walls
He's creeping too..

So glad you could stay
Forever


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Postby afealicious » 11/20/2005, 6:23 pm

OH MY GOD.

:mad:
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Postby Rusty » 11/20/2005, 6:25 pm

Did you have to scream "OH MY GOD" and then put an emoticon with an open mouth?! I mean really! What were you thinking?! I'm trying to keep this thread clean, and you come along dirtying it all up!

Queens Of The Stone Age-Someone's In The Wolf

Once you're lost in twillights's blue
You don't find your way, the way finds you...

Tempt the fates, beware the smile
It hides all the teeth, my dear,
What's behind them...

So glad you could stay
Forever

He steps between the trees, a crooked man
There's blood on the blade
Don't take his hand

You warm by the firelight, in twilight's blue
Shadows creep & dance the walls
He's creeping too..

So glad you could stay
Forever


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Postby afealicious » 11/20/2005, 6:27 pm

:crying:

i quit. i am never coming into this thread again.
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Postby Rusty » 11/20/2005, 6:28 pm

Awww, don't cry Jemmy! Spam will erase all history of this ever happening.

Queens Of The Stone Age-Someone's In The Wolf

Once you're lost in twillights's blue
You don't find your way, the way finds you...

Tempt the fates, beware the smile
It hides all the teeth, my dear,
What's behind them...

So glad you could stay
Forever

He steps between the trees, a crooked man
There's blood on the blade
Don't take his hand

You warm by the firelight, in twilight's blue
Shadows creep & dance the walls
He's creeping too..

So glad you could stay
Forever


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Postby beautiful liar » 11/20/2005, 6:59 pm

About the consummation - that is an old law. it does say that sexual intercourse is needed for a marriage to be legal and binding - that if you do not fulfuil that requirement (within a certain number of days-i recall it being 4, but i could be wrong) then either partner can have the courts annul the wedding.

it is not to say if you don't have sex then the marriage isn't legal - it still is. you do not NEED to have sex for a marriage to be legal, but it's a safety valve of sorts (outdated and redundant i believe, but it hasn't been removed from law as of yet)

i actually know of a couple that got an anullment based on this...they were young (18 and 20) and when he was too nervous to get it up, they realized that they werent ready for marriage *note, this is an oversimplified version of what happened. there was much agony, soul-searching, arguement, etc. invovled* and went to the courts, declared they had not consummated their marriage, and so the courts recognized that their marriage never in fact existed.
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Postby Axtech » 11/20/2005, 7:01 pm

Ahh, see the ability to annul a marriage and a marriage not being legally recognized are two very different things. :nod:
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Postby beautiful liar » 11/20/2005, 7:26 pm

hmm. i thought my law textbook said that annullment was the courts declaring that a marriage had never existed.

it's been a while, and i'm stupid. so don't mind me if i'm mixing terms up.
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Postby Axtech » 11/20/2005, 8:04 pm

Well, it is. But there is more to legally being married than the inability to annul.
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Postby Rusty » 11/20/2005, 9:20 pm

beautiful liar wrote:About the consummation - that is an old law. it does say that sexual intercourse is needed for a marriage to be legal and binding - that if you do not fulfuil that requirement (within a certain number of days-i recall it being 4, but i could be wrong) then either partner can have the courts annul the wedding.

it is not to say if you don't have sex then the marriage isn't legal - it still is. you do not NEED to have sex for a marriage to be legal, but it's a safety valve of sorts (outdated and redundant i believe, but it hasn't been removed from law as of yet)

i actually know of a couple that got an anullment based on this...they were young (18 and 20) and when he was too nervous to get it up, they realized that they werent ready for marriage *note, this is an oversimplified version of what happened. there was much agony, soul-searching, arguement, etc. invovled* and went to the courts, declared they had not consummated their marriage, and so the courts recognized that their marriage never in fact existed.


Why can't you be my teacher? Honestly now. I'm so fucking tired of the bullshit my school feeds me every goddamn day. I even questioned my teacher on what she was saying and she just kept saying that it was true, there in black and white. Then told me to be quiet. Thanks for clearing that up, Claire :) Really now, my school fucks with everything. I refuse to believe anything they tell me anymore. They're all useless.

Queens Of The Stone Age-Someone's In The Wolf

Once you're lost in twillights's blue
You don't find your way, the way finds you...

Tempt the fates, beware the smile
It hides all the teeth, my dear,
What's behind them...

So glad you could stay
Forever

He steps between the trees, a crooked man
There's blood on the blade
Don't take his hand

You warm by the firelight, in twilight's blue
Shadows creep & dance the walls
He's creeping too..

So glad you could stay
Forever


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Postby Axtech » 11/20/2005, 9:22 pm

hahahaha, that's cause high school teachers (for the most part) just don't give a damn.
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And though the hum and sway gets me down
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Postby Rusty » 11/20/2005, 9:26 pm

This is true. But this teacher thinks she's so smart. All she does is talk about her divorce and her kids. Nobody cares!

Queens Of The Stone Age-Someone's In The Wolf

Once you're lost in twillights's blue
You don't find your way, the way finds you...

Tempt the fates, beware the smile
It hides all the teeth, my dear,
What's behind them...

So glad you could stay
Forever

He steps between the trees, a crooked man
There's blood on the blade
Don't take his hand

You warm by the firelight, in twilight's blue
Shadows creep & dance the walls
He's creeping too..

So glad you could stay
Forever


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Postby Axtech » 11/20/2005, 9:30 pm

:lol: Sounds like a stimulating lesson plan.
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And though the hum and sway gets me down
, I'll find the way to peace and openness.

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Postby Rusty » 11/20/2005, 9:33 pm

Oh you know it. I gotta say, I really catch up on my sleep in that class.

Queens Of The Stone Age-Someone's In The Wolf

Once you're lost in twillights's blue
You don't find your way, the way finds you...

Tempt the fates, beware the smile
It hides all the teeth, my dear,
What's behind them...

So glad you could stay
Forever

He steps between the trees, a crooked man
There's blood on the blade
Don't take his hand

You warm by the firelight, in twilight's blue
Shadows creep & dance the walls
He's creeping too..

So glad you could stay
Forever


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Postby Axtech » 11/20/2005, 9:42 pm

Let's hope sleeping is a big part of the exam.
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Postby Rusty » 11/20/2005, 9:52 pm

I pay attention when I need to. Like when we take down notes, that she doesn't explain. Or when she hands out the assignment we have to do. Or when she's telling me that she doesn't have the work I handed in, so i must not have handed it in, when in reality she lost it. Or when I shouldn't ask questions because it's midterm report card time and the teachers are very stressed. Yes, it must be rough, I mean having the marks in front of you and just typing them, then copying and pasting some generic comments, while changing the name. Damn stressful is it. Can you believe she has to do that for 3 classes? One of them is fashion you know. I mean I can really see why she doesn't need me asking if she marked a part of our ISU that we needed to have back, we only handed it in back in the middle of october. I guess, I was just being impatient.

Queens Of The Stone Age-Someone's In The Wolf

Once you're lost in twillights's blue
You don't find your way, the way finds you...

Tempt the fates, beware the smile
It hides all the teeth, my dear,
What's behind them...

So glad you could stay
Forever

He steps between the trees, a crooked man
There's blood on the blade
Don't take his hand

You warm by the firelight, in twilight's blue
Shadows creep & dance the walls
He's creeping too..

So glad you could stay
Forever


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Postby Soozy » 11/21/2005, 11:03 am

I have a letter from Jenny :mrgreen: :love:

I can't believe my letter has come the furthest and yet I got it first! Woo Royal Mail
Open your eyes to nights and days, you close them up and float away
and somehow inbetween you've got to master lying to yourself
you back the cause, get out of school, you get a job, the job gets you
and somehow every day you end up serving somebody else
now if that ain't panic that you're feeling, then you damn well better start
you can drive it into that head of yours with the hammer in your heart.


And it's alriiiiiiiight now, take the world and make it yours again.
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Postby nikki4982 » 11/21/2005, 12:49 pm

I got mine, too!!! :love:

Jenny's so cute. Heheheh. Thankeeeeee!!! Oh, and I love the sticker!!! :mrgreen:
<table><tr><td>~ Nikki Edwards
Queen of the Harpies <img src="../phpBB2/files/queen_of_harpies.gif" align="texttop">
</td><td><font color="orange">President of the Pookie Brigade</font>
"If you put those on the internet, I'll kill you guys!" - Jer</td></tr></table>
<center><img src="../phpBB2/files/squiggle.gif">

<font color="#3C8C8B">Imagine there's no heaven, it's easy if you try, no hell below us,
above us only sky, imagine all the people, <font color="#FFFFFF">living</font> for today...</font>

<font color="#50B4B3">Imagine there's no countries, it isn't hard to do, nothing to kill or die
for, no religion too, imagine all the people, living <font color="#FFFFFF">life</font> in peace...</font>

<font color="#89CDCC">Imagine no possesions, I wonder if you can, no need for greed or <font color="#FFFFFF">hunger</font>,
a brotherhood of man, imagine all the people, sharing all the <font color="#FFFFFF">world</font>...</font>

<font color="#B1DFDE">You may say I'm a <font color="#FFFFFF">dreamer</font>, but I'm not the only one, I hope
some day you'll join us, and the world will <font color="#FFFFFF">live</font> as one.</font></center></font>
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