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by Rusty » 11/20/2005, 12:57 am
Axtech wrote:LOL
Well what if both people getting married are completely devoid of sexual organs? Like... they got into a car accident, and lost everything below their torso. Everything. They're hooked up to machines for bowl evacuation and all that. Are they not legally married?
In this case I doubt they'd actually be able to meet one another...I have my doubts that they'd even be alive. But in answer to question, no they could not be legally married.
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Once you're lost in twillights's blue
You don't find your way, the way finds you...
Tempt the fates, beware the smile
It hides all the teeth, my dear,
What's behind them...
So glad you could stay
Forever
He steps between the trees, a crooked man
There's blood on the blade
Don't take his hand
You warm by the firelight, in twilight's blue
Shadows creep & dance the walls
He's creeping too..
So glad you could stay
Forever
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by Soozy » 11/20/2005, 3:57 am
Jen's pooor thread 
Open your eyes to nights and days, you close them up and float away
and somehow inbetween you've got to master lying to yourself
you back the cause, get out of school, you get a job, the job gets you
and somehow every day you end up serving somebody else
now if that ain't panic that you're feeling, then you damn well better start
you can drive it into that head of yours with the hammer in your heart.
And it's alriiiiiiiight now, take the world and make it yours again.
and somehow inbetween you've got to master lying to yourself
you back the cause, get out of school, you get a job, the job gets you
and somehow every day you end up serving somebody else
now if that ain't panic that you're feeling, then you damn well better start
you can drive it into that head of yours with the hammer in your heart.
And it's alriiiiiiiight now, take the world and make it yours again.
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by nikki4982 » 11/20/2005, 7:01 am
Axtech wrote:Or some guy who got his junk blown off (and not in the good way) while in the army?
Not in the good way!!! Dr. Hobo wrote:that is the stupidest question ever
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA.
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<font color="#50B4B3">Imagine there's no countries, it isn't hard to do, nothing to kill or die
for, no religion too, imagine all the people, living <font color="#FFFFFF">life</font> in peace...</font>
<font color="#89CDCC">Imagine no possesions, I wonder if you can, no need for greed or <font color="#FFFFFF">hunger</font>,
a brotherhood of man, imagine all the people, sharing all the <font color="#FFFFFF">world</font>...</font>
<font color="#B1DFDE">You may say I'm a <font color="#FFFFFF">dreamer</font>, but I'm not the only one, I hope
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"If you put those on the internet, I'll kill you guys!" - Jer</td></tr></table>
<center><img src="../phpBB2/files/squiggle.gif">
<font color="#3C8C8B">Imagine there's no heaven, it's easy if you try, no hell below us,
above us only sky, imagine all the people, <font color="#FFFFFF">living</font> for today...</font>
<font color="#50B4B3">Imagine there's no countries, it isn't hard to do, nothing to kill or die
for, no religion too, imagine all the people, living <font color="#FFFFFF">life</font> in peace...</font>
<font color="#89CDCC">Imagine no possesions, I wonder if you can, no need for greed or <font color="#FFFFFF">hunger</font>,
a brotherhood of man, imagine all the people, sharing all the <font color="#FFFFFF">world</font>...</font>
<font color="#B1DFDE">You may say I'm a <font color="#FFFFFF">dreamer</font>, but I'm not the only one, I hope
some day you'll join us, and the world will <font color="#FFFFFF">live</font> as one.</font></center></font>
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by Axtech » 11/20/2005, 10:58 am
Rusty wrote:Axtech wrote:LOL
Well what if both people getting married are completely devoid of sexual organs? Like... they got into a car accident, and lost everything below their torso. Everything. They're hooked up to machines for bowl evacuation and all that. Are they not legally married?
In this case I doubt they'd actually be able to meet one another...I have my doubts that they'd even be alive. But in answer to question, no they could not be legally married.
Wouldn't that violate their right to be married? Why should someone without the ability to have sex be unable to get married.
Or, for that matter, a couple who meet, fall in love, but neither member has any interest in sex (for whatever reason)? Should they be denied their legal right to marriage just because they choose not to sleep together?
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by Random Name » 11/20/2005, 2:42 pm
I have a feeling that this is one of those laws thats there...but not really enforced. Who goes to court over lack of sex?
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by Axtech » 11/20/2005, 4:08 pm
Rusty?
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And though the hum and sway gets me down, I'll find the way to peace and openness.
"Robbo" - © Alex (happeningfish)...^5 ^5 v v
Every now and then I fall out into open air just to feel the wind, rain and everything.
And though the hum and sway gets me down, I'll find the way to peace and openness.
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by thirdhour » 11/20/2005, 4:59 pm
I have this feeling the textbook is really over-simplifying the law, or only taking part of it or out of context or something. I mean, in order for a marriage to be legal, you have to be living as married people.
Taking Sinead's example, she couldn't get Soozy into Canada by 'marrying' her, because there would be nothing in their relationship that would be like a marriage. Of course, bringing a spouse from another country would be the only reason this law would even exist, me thinks. However, I'm pretty sure you have to live with each other for two years after the marriage, so I don't think just having sex once is good enough.
Taking Sinead's example, she couldn't get Soozy into Canada by 'marrying' her, because there would be nothing in their relationship that would be like a marriage. Of course, bringing a spouse from another country would be the only reason this law would even exist, me thinks. However, I'm pretty sure you have to live with each other for two years after the marriage, so I don't think just having sex once is good enough.
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by Rusty » 11/20/2005, 5:43 pm
Axtech wrote:Rusty wrote:Axtech wrote:LOL
Well what if both people getting married are completely devoid of sexual organs? Like... they got into a car accident, and lost everything below their torso. Everything. They're hooked up to machines for bowl evacuation and all that. Are they not legally married?
In this case I doubt they'd actually be able to meet one another...I have my doubts that they'd even be alive. But in answer to question, no they could not be legally married.
Wouldn't that violate their right to be married? Why should someone without the ability to have sex be unable to get married.
Or, for that matter, a couple who meet, fall in love, but neither member has any interest in sex (for whatever reason)? Should they be denied their legal right to marriage just because they choose not to sleep together?
Well they could always live common law I guess. Or they could lie and say that they did have sex. I don't really think that anyone is gonna challenge it.
thirdhour wrote:I have this feeling the textbook is really over-simplifying the law, or only taking part of it or out of context or something. I mean, in order for a marriage to be legal, you have to be living as married people.
Taking Sinead's example, she couldn't get Soozy into Canada by 'marrying' her, because there would be nothing in their relationship that would be like a marriage. Of course, bringing a spouse from another country would be the only reason this law would even exist, me thinks. However, I'm pretty sure you have to live with each other for two years after the marriage, so I don't think just having sex once is good enough.
It only said that the marriage must be consummated at least once to be legal. It's like the reason the courts can offer annulments, as well as the church. If you never consummated the marriage then it can be annulled.
Queens Of The Stone Age-Someone's In The Wolf
Once you're lost in twillights's blue
You don't find your way, the way finds you...
Tempt the fates, beware the smile
It hides all the teeth, my dear,
What's behind them...
So glad you could stay
Forever
He steps between the trees, a crooked man
There's blood on the blade
Don't take his hand
You warm by the firelight, in twilight's blue
Shadows creep & dance the walls
He's creeping too..
So glad you could stay
Forever
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by Rusty » 11/20/2005, 5:56 pm
STOP RUINING OUR MARRIAGE TALK!
Sorry to commandeer your thread Jen, it just spiralled out of control.
Sorry to commandeer your thread Jen, it just spiralled out of control.
Queens Of The Stone Age-Someone's In The Wolf
Once you're lost in twillights's blue
You don't find your way, the way finds you...
Tempt the fates, beware the smile
It hides all the teeth, my dear,
What's behind them...
So glad you could stay
Forever
He steps between the trees, a crooked man
There's blood on the blade
Don't take his hand
You warm by the firelight, in twilight's blue
Shadows creep & dance the walls
He's creeping too..
So glad you could stay
Forever
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by afealicious » 11/20/2005, 5:59 pm
that's right.
I LIKE STAMPS, I HOPE MY LETTER HAS AT LEAST ONE ON IT
I LIKE STAMPS, I HOPE MY LETTER HAS AT LEAST ONE ON IT
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by Rusty » 11/20/2005, 6:01 pm
YOU SUCK!
Queens Of The Stone Age-Someone's In The Wolf
Once you're lost in twillights's blue
You don't find your way, the way finds you...
Tempt the fates, beware the smile
It hides all the teeth, my dear,
What's behind them...
So glad you could stay
Forever
He steps between the trees, a crooked man
There's blood on the blade
Don't take his hand
You warm by the firelight, in twilight's blue
Shadows creep & dance the walls
He's creeping too..
So glad you could stay
Forever
<----------------- click and listen!-
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i try.by Rusty » 11/20/2005, 6:14 pm
You try to suck?
Queens Of The Stone Age-Someone's In The Wolf
Once you're lost in twillights's blue
You don't find your way, the way finds you...
Tempt the fates, beware the smile
It hides all the teeth, my dear,
What's behind them...
So glad you could stay
Forever
He steps between the trees, a crooked man
There's blood on the blade
Don't take his hand
You warm by the firelight, in twilight's blue
Shadows creep & dance the walls
He's creeping too..
So glad you could stay
Forever
<----------------- click and listen!-
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by thirdhour » 11/20/2005, 6:14 pm
Rusty wrote:It only said that the marriage must be consummated at least once to be legal. It's like the reason the courts can offer annulments, as well as the church. If you never consummated the marriage then it can be annulled.
as if britney spears didn't have sex with whats-his-face in that 55 hours.
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