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Postby Waiting to Exist » 8/21/2005, 1:37 am

Now, this first song is a little ditty I wrote with a good friend of mine.

Time Zone Jingle
By Hope and Cool Master W.

Time zones seem messy,
Silly and unfair!
But once you know your time zones,
You know the time anywhere!

From Pacific time to Mountain time to crazy newfie time,
Let's learn the time zones together,
Let's all sing the rhyme!

Shoo bopa doodle liddle deedle dee, bop oh wop wop
dippity dee.

If a time zone ever steers you wrong
Don't vent and hate and scream
Just listen to the time zone song,
You won't be confused for long!

*awesome harmonica solo by our own Hope*

My bologna has a first name it's O-S-C-A-R,
My bologna has a second name, it's M-A-Y-E-R.
Oh! I love to eat it every day and if you ask me why I'll say.
'Cause Oscar Mayer has a way with B-O-L-O-G-N-A!

The end.

If you enjoyed this song (and you might as well remove the "if" that began this sentence), then you should buy our upcoming album, <i>Songs That Parents Like</i>.

Thank you, we're the BSB, we'll be back here in October.
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Postby Hope » 8/21/2005, 1:40 am

aaaaaaaaaaaand dont forget to purchase the new album, "songs that parents like".

thank you, good night

EDIT: REM'd by my own band member
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to here knows when

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Postby Waiting to Exist » 8/21/2005, 1:41 am

That's why you're the coauthor, and I'm the man.

EDIT: The man in the same way one would say, "the bomb," not like, "I'm the man you're the woman me dominant."

Haha, none of you were even thinking about the latter until now.
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Postby Hope » 8/21/2005, 1:45 am

i love our song :love:
turn your head
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to here knows when

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Postby Waiting to Exist » 8/21/2005, 2:26 am

Me too. I think I should go solo again, though.

It's just not working, Hopey. I...


I don't think I can accurately describe what I'm feeling right now.

Oh wait, yes I can. I feel you restrict me creatively and hold me back from achieving my true potential.

There, I said it.
I just wanna get out,
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Postby Hope » 8/21/2005, 2:28 am

:O!
but you said you need me for the lyrics!
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Postby Waiting to Exist » 8/21/2005, 2:36 am

Sigh.


You're right. Please come back :(
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Postby Hope » 8/21/2005, 2:46 am

:mad: you said mean things to me
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Postby nikki4982 » 8/21/2005, 4:31 am

And to think, I was there for the entire creative process of that beautiful song. :love:
<table><tr><td>~ Nikki Edwards
Queen of the Harpies <img src="../phpBB2/files/queen_of_harpies.gif" align="texttop">
</td><td><font color="orange">President of the Pookie Brigade</font>
"If you put those on the internet, I'll kill you guys!" - Jer</td></tr></table>
<center><img src="../phpBB2/files/squiggle.gif">

<font color="#3C8C8B">Imagine there's no heaven, it's easy if you try, no hell below us,
above us only sky, imagine all the people, <font color="#FFFFFF">living</font> for today...</font>

<font color="#50B4B3">Imagine there's no countries, it isn't hard to do, nothing to kill or die
for, no religion too, imagine all the people, living <font color="#FFFFFF">life</font> in peace...</font>

<font color="#89CDCC">Imagine no possesions, I wonder if you can, no need for greed or <font color="#FFFFFF">hunger</font>,
a brotherhood of man, imagine all the people, sharing all the <font color="#FFFFFF">world</font>...</font>

<font color="#B1DFDE">You may say I'm a <font color="#FFFFFF">dreamer</font>, but I'm not the only one, I hope
some day you'll join us, and the world will <font color="#FFFFFF">live</font> as one.</font></center></font>
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Postby Hope » 8/21/2005, 12:58 pm

:nod: :love: yay ancient nikki. :lol:
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Postby nikki4982 » 8/21/2005, 3:24 pm

:nikki:
<table><tr><td>~ Nikki Edwards
Queen of the Harpies <img src="../phpBB2/files/queen_of_harpies.gif" align="texttop">
</td><td><font color="orange">President of the Pookie Brigade</font>
"If you put those on the internet, I'll kill you guys!" - Jer</td></tr></table>
<center><img src="../phpBB2/files/squiggle.gif">

<font color="#3C8C8B">Imagine there's no heaven, it's easy if you try, no hell below us,
above us only sky, imagine all the people, <font color="#FFFFFF">living</font> for today...</font>

<font color="#50B4B3">Imagine there's no countries, it isn't hard to do, nothing to kill or die
for, no religion too, imagine all the people, living <font color="#FFFFFF">life</font> in peace...</font>

<font color="#89CDCC">Imagine no possesions, I wonder if you can, no need for greed or <font color="#FFFFFF">hunger</font>,
a brotherhood of man, imagine all the people, sharing all the <font color="#FFFFFF">world</font>...</font>

<font color="#B1DFDE">You may say I'm a <font color="#FFFFFF">dreamer</font>, but I'm not the only one, I hope
some day you'll join us, and the world will <font color="#FFFFFF">live</font> as one.</font></center></font>
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Postby Waiting to Exist » 8/21/2005, 4:57 pm

So far the only people commenting on this song are losers and myself.
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Postby Hope » 8/21/2005, 5:10 pm

:mad:

i kick you out of my band.
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Postby Waiting to Exist » 8/21/2005, 5:11 pm

The topic title clearly states that these are my songs. Thus, I rule the band.
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Postby naveed99 » 8/21/2005, 7:29 pm

How long did it take you to write that? :uh:
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Postby Waiting to Exist » 8/21/2005, 7:40 pm

With the help of Hope, 10-15 minutes.
I just wanna get out,
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Postby naveed99 » 8/21/2005, 7:58 pm

fascinating.
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Postby Waiting to Exist » 8/21/2005, 8:04 pm

I thought so.

And aren't you a little more educated?
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Postby nikki4982 » 8/21/2005, 10:04 pm

I KNOW I AM!!!!!!!!

... wait, no... I already knew that. :think:
<table><tr><td>~ Nikki Edwards
Queen of the Harpies <img src="../phpBB2/files/queen_of_harpies.gif" align="texttop">
</td><td><font color="orange">President of the Pookie Brigade</font>
"If you put those on the internet, I'll kill you guys!" - Jer</td></tr></table>
<center><img src="../phpBB2/files/squiggle.gif">

<font color="#3C8C8B">Imagine there's no heaven, it's easy if you try, no hell below us,
above us only sky, imagine all the people, <font color="#FFFFFF">living</font> for today...</font>

<font color="#50B4B3">Imagine there's no countries, it isn't hard to do, nothing to kill or die
for, no religion too, imagine all the people, living <font color="#FFFFFF">life</font> in peace...</font>

<font color="#89CDCC">Imagine no possesions, I wonder if you can, no need for greed or <font color="#FFFFFF">hunger</font>,
a brotherhood of man, imagine all the people, sharing all the <font color="#FFFFFF">world</font>...</font>

<font color="#B1DFDE">You may say I'm a <font color="#FFFFFF">dreamer</font>, but I'm not the only one, I hope
some day you'll join us, and the world will <font color="#FFFFFF">live</font> as one.</font></center></font>
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Postby Hope » 8/21/2005, 10:25 pm

no you didn't! our song enlightened you :nod:
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