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Postby happening fish » 4/6/2005, 1:06 pm

I made this out of the nicks of everyone who was online on my msn, including the title :D I left all names out.

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Every night I dream of the better time
When I was sleeping in your arms.
Then I wake up sick;
Beauty is found in the most unlikely places.

Have you ever realized
That I love you?
That you have no idea who half the people are?
(Cross your fingers, press the button)
Sometimes I want to fade out.

Shouting angers the people,
Proudly whoring,
Arguing with each other.
Lost my mind,
Lost an hour
For 25 years.

This isn’t a debate;
This is acceptable.
awkward is the new cool
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Postby happening fish » 4/6/2005, 1:08 pm

anybody else wanna try this? it's fuuuun :D
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Postby nelison » 4/6/2005, 1:21 pm

Tin can messages

"April is the cruelest month..."
Prove them wrong.
God wants you to be an asshole.
In a desperate attempt to be cool I punched the lunch lady.
You ain't seen nothing yet.
soon we will paint frenchmen

I hate you!
Kayla and Noah, you two have the whitest teeth I've ever seen.

I'm Going biking with my buddy.
I'm not going anywhere without Carolyn,
The Aylmer St bandits,
baby octopi (who should be called inklets)
Nippissing here I come!
I can't wait until the day schools are over-funded and the military is forced to hold bake sales to buy planes.

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Postby saman » 4/6/2005, 1:31 pm

Kurt Cobain

We won't forget life in the essay free zone
Where shouting angered the filet o'fish
It was the last class ever
And there were only 2 papers left
Carrot juice constitutes murder
Working 1-10 is a real crime
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Postby faninor » 4/6/2005, 2:18 pm

I mostly use AIM so mine would be less interesting.

ac96rh
big rich rock star
beeetd
luvin chad kroeger
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Postby faninor » 4/6/2005, 2:19 pm

PS I cheated, none of them are online, except maybe the last one who I have blocked so I can't see.
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Postby Random Name » 4/6/2005, 2:28 pm

"homework-supper-dance!" by Sarah's MSN list.

Proudly whoring pizza for 25 years
done!
Don't dance on the road!
Im a Mango!
iama pilot
<o>

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Goodbye you liar,
Well you sipped from the cup but you don't own up to anything
Then you think you will inspire
Take apart your head
(and I wish I could inspire)
Take apart your demons, then you add it to the list.

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Postby happening fish » 4/6/2005, 2:56 pm

i should probably mention that you're allowed to move all the words around and not use some of them :lol:
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Postby sandsleeper » 4/6/2005, 2:57 pm

i didn't write this one but it's from Annie Dillard's book of poetry Mornings Like This: Found Poems, and is, incidentally, one of my favourite poems:

(Composed from the text of Cugle's Practical Navigation, by Charles H. Cugle, published in 1936.)

Annie Dillard wrote:Signals at Sea

(If the flags in A's hoist cannot be made out,
B keeps her answering pennant at the "Dip"
and hoists the signal "OWL" or "WCX.")

CXL Do not abandon me.
A I am undergoing a speed trial.
D Keep clear of me - I am maneuvering
with difficulty.
F I am disabled. Communicate with me.
G I require a pilot.

P Your lights are out, or burning badly.
U You are standing into danger.
X Stop carrying out your intentions.
K You should stop your vessel instantly.
L You should stop. I have something
important to communicate.

R You may feel your way past me.
Lick a finger: feel the now.
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Postby happening fish » 4/6/2005, 2:59 pm

^I've seen that one before. I like it a lot :D

Also, who doesn't require a pilot? 8-)
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Postby sandsleeper » 4/6/2005, 3:00 pm

i know i sure need one 8-)

hehe, did you see it on my wall?
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Postby happening fish » 4/6/2005, 3:01 pm

Quite possibly :think:
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Postby Random Name » 4/6/2005, 3:20 pm

happeningfish wrote:i should probably mention that you're allowed to move all the words around and not use some of them :lol:


I thought mine was rather innovative!
-Sarah

Goodbye you liar,
Well you sipped from the cup but you don't own up to anything
Then you think you will inspire
Take apart your head
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Take apart your demons, then you add it to the list.

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Postby nelison » 4/6/2005, 4:52 pm

happeningfish wrote:i should probably mention that you're allowed to move all the words around and not use some of them :lol:


jeeze thanks for telling us now.
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Postby happening fish » 4/6/2005, 5:50 pm

well did you read mine?! :P
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Postby nelison » 4/7/2005, 8:20 am

Yes I though you got lucky with people having screen names that worked lol
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Postby dream in japanese » 4/7/2005, 8:42 am

i have no idea if i'm doing this right, but mine is called:

FU Maria for rocking so much!

Damn baby, all I need is a lil bit, a lil bit of this,
and then a lil bit of that,
and maybe even some cute kittens being crushed by grand pianos.

One day, I'll get over you, I know I will,
I'll pretend my ships not sinkin,
and then maybe you'll realize,
phlegm,
weakness,
vomit,
essays all= no fun

Cutie, just remember,
the fact that no one understands you doesn't make you an artist,
and bubbles are evil.
Oh...goddamn...it's deafening.

We are done and done.
His stomach had been partly slit open,
the layers pulled apart and a shiny bubble of intestine exposed.
Look...OMG finch in toronto.

Now comes the stupid research,
Are you stealing wood?? I said are you stealing wood??
Yes, you the one with the wood in your hands!

After 2 hours of trying i finally got my ipod to work.
Mmmy,
Sin city. Best. Movie. Ever.
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Postby dream in japanese » 4/7/2005, 8:47 am

oh..and i just realized that we were only suppose to use people online :lol:

whoops... :P
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Postby happening fish » 4/7/2005, 11:09 am

That was awesome though :lol:
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Postby dream in japanese » 4/7/2005, 1:05 pm

yeah i have strange friends :lol:
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