Any (and yes, I mean any) man that says that sex doesn't cross their mind at least momentarily every several minutes is either
A.) a prude
B.) a virgin (wait.....no)
C.) has no penis therefore feeling insignificant
D.) gets rather tired of the ol "five finger shuffle"
E.) related to D, gets tired of Betsy the Blow-Up Doll
F.) Neil's sorry
Sex rules.......and I know I'm right.
Hatred is gained as much by good works as by evil. - Niccoló Machiavelli
wasn't there a thread a while back about who could hold out the longest or something....
this is like the opposite of that.
-Sarah Goodbye you liar, Well you sipped from the cup but you don't own up to anything Then you think you will inspire Take apart your head (and I wish I could inspire) Take apart your demons, then you add it to the list.
Sex rules.....whether people say that porn sucks because the "dialogue blows" or the "music is lame".
It's sex, right? Hahaha.......
There's this girl that lives here in town, who's a stripper about an hour away, I can tell that she makes good money driving around a fully loaded Nissan Xterra.
Hatred is gained as much by good works as by evil. - Niccoló Machiavelli
-- Every now and then I fall out into open air just to feel the wind, rain and everything. And though the hum and sway gets me down, I'll find the way to peace and openness.
-- Every now and then I fall out into open air just to feel the wind, rain and everything. And though the hum and sway gets me down, I'll find the way to peace and openness.