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Postby superrgirll » 8/29/2006, 4:54 pm

they just happen cause we are just so awesome
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she's a fool for the last living rock king
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Postby Lando » 8/29/2006, 4:56 pm

Well, she's planning it, which is why I ask if it's common.
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Postby AlyssWonders » 8/29/2006, 5:08 pm

actually it was less planning and more I was feeling very horny and asked if he wanted ot make out. However, I can't see him until this weekend therefore I know before hand without actually having planned for it all.
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Postby myownsatellite » 8/29/2006, 5:47 pm

Girls anticipate, and guys expect.
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Postby Random Name » 8/29/2006, 8:47 pm

In Greece there were many many boys who I wanted to just walk up to and start humping their legs.

It was a wonderful place.
-Sarah

Goodbye you liar,
Well you sipped from the cup but you don't own up to anything
Then you think you will inspire
Take apart your head
(and I wish I could inspire)
Take apart your demons, then you add it to the list.

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Postby Bandalero » 8/29/2006, 8:49 pm

i'm on a self imposed 1 month cease fire. it's been like 3 weeks and i'm jonesing hard.
Whenever death may surprise us,
let it be welcome
if our battle cry has reached even one receptive ear
and another hand reaches out to take up our arms.


Nobody's gonna miss me, no tears will fall, no ones gonna weap, when i hit that road.
my boots are broken my brain is sore, fer keepin' up with thier little world, i got a heavy load.
gonna leave 'em all just like before, i'm big city bound, your always 17 in your hometown
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Postby myownsatellite » 8/29/2006, 9:18 pm

Hi Reno.
Come up north.
You won't need a cease fire.
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Postby Rusty » 8/30/2006, 1:19 am

AlyssWonders wrote:So I have completely given up on relationships for now, I always seem to fuck them up.

So this weekend I am going to fool around with a friend and gosh darnit I am gonna enjoy it after being sexually deprived for 3 months!


It isn't you who fucks things up, don't say that! Enjoy your sexual satisfaction, I still seek for some. I wanted to play strip blackjack tonight but the girls wanted to play tequila blackjack instead, so we did, but not enough tequila was consumed for clothing to be removed. Although they were all done by pretty much 1, the 2nd one ruined them. Me and the other guy were laughing our asses off at them. Good times, I had fun.

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Once you're lost in twillights's blue
You don't find your way, the way finds you...

Tempt the fates, beware the smile
It hides all the teeth, my dear,
What's behind them...

So glad you could stay
Forever

He steps between the trees, a crooked man
There's blood on the blade
Don't take his hand

You warm by the firelight, in twilight's blue
Shadows creep & dance the walls
He's creeping too..

So glad you could stay
Forever


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Postby Bandalero » 8/31/2006, 10:53 am

myownsatellite wrote:Hi Reno.
Come up north.
You won't need a cease fire.


true that. :love:
Whenever death may surprise us,
let it be welcome
if our battle cry has reached even one receptive ear
and another hand reaches out to take up our arms.


Nobody's gonna miss me, no tears will fall, no ones gonna weap, when i hit that road.
my boots are broken my brain is sore, fer keepin' up with thier little world, i got a heavy load.
gonna leave 'em all just like before, i'm big city bound, your always 17 in your hometown
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Postby Odio La Cabra » 9/28/2006, 10:49 am

Random Name wrote:In Greece there were many many boys who I wanted to just walk up to and start humping their legs.

It was a wonderful place.


I diddnt get to go to greece :(....
but there was an italian who asked me if i was married
i said no and then he asked me if i wanted kids
I replied i was a "raging lesbian" to which he said "I have this sister...."
"there is nothing because there are no words with wich to think any other way than regurgitating slogans and propaganda that has been served to you by the government. people become human soundtracks. it prevents self expression and without words to express individual thoughts what becomes of a person? they are nothing but an extention of human power"-Yvette S.

One day we went to kindergarten and they never let us out...

cant sleep the clowns will eat me

We all miss the big daddy quick....

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Postby Random Name » 9/28/2006, 10:58 am

I love Europe. :lol:
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Postby Hope » 9/28/2006, 4:54 pm

:lol:
turn your head
come back again
to here knows when

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Postby myownsatellite » 1/4/2007, 9:50 pm

So I had a sex toy party tonight, and it was awesome, because in about a week I'm going to have fun new stuff to play with :D

I ordered a JACKRABBIT!!! It was on sale :D Wheeeeeeee! And massage oils/lotions, and some other fun stuff.

I love sex toys.
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Postby Kicker774 » 1/5/2007, 10:00 pm

This thread is worthless without pics!
"I wasn't sure if you were a crazy ax murdering pshyco or not when I first met you"
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Postby starseed_10 » 1/5/2007, 10:37 pm

haha. jackrabbit sounds violent
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Postby Dr. Hobo » 1/6/2007, 12:44 pm

i thought it was called a jackhammer for some reason... probably cuz i saw a dude using one today haha
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Postby myownsatellite » 1/6/2007, 9:29 pm

starseed_10 wrote:haha. jackrabbit sounds violent


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Postby Neil » 3/21/2007, 5:40 pm

How in the haiti did this thread, die, anyways?
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Postby Lando » 3/21/2007, 5:41 pm

because everyone's already sexually healed?
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Postby Neil » 3/21/2007, 5:49 pm

No 'effin way.
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