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Postby Neil » 4/13/2004, 3:02 pm

Any (and yes, I mean any) man that says that sex doesn't cross their mind at least momentarily every several minutes is either

A.) a prude
B.) a virgin (wait.....no)
C.) has no penis therefore feeling insignificant
D.) gets rather tired of the ol "five finger shuffle"
E.) related to D, gets tired of Betsy the Blow-Up Doll
F.) Neil's sorry


Sex rules.......and I know I'm right.
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Postby Joe Cooler » 4/13/2004, 3:08 pm

You should add a 7th option.

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Postby Neil » 4/13/2004, 3:13 pm

:lol: point well taken........


And.....if the closest sexual activity you've come to within the last 3 months is seeing your mom (or dad, ladies) undress. Neil says run.

Perhaps advice is drunken sex, perhaps a party......drunken sex (if consenual) can be fun too.
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Postby joe_canadian » 4/13/2004, 3:26 pm

Yay sex! :freak:
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Postby Random Name » 4/13/2004, 3:28 pm

wasn't there a thread a while back about who could hold out the longest or something....

this is like the opposite of that. :nod:
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Take apart your head
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Take apart your demons, then you add it to the list.

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Postby Neil » 4/13/2004, 3:29 pm

Sex rules.....whether people say that porn sucks because the "dialogue blows" or the "music is lame".

It's sex, right? Hahaha.......

There's this girl that lives here in town, who's a stripper about an hour away, I can tell that she makes good money driving around a fully loaded Nissan Xterra.
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Postby xoNoDoubt69 » 4/13/2004, 3:56 pm

:roll:
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Postby Long Jonny » 4/13/2004, 4:00 pm

hehe, seinfeld.
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Postby Johnny » 4/13/2004, 4:02 pm

BOING!
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Postby Long Jonny » 4/13/2004, 4:03 pm

:love:
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Postby Johnny » 4/13/2004, 4:12 pm

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Postby Long Jonny » 4/13/2004, 4:22 pm

:cry: you left right after.
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Postby Johnny » 4/13/2004, 4:24 pm

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Postby Long Jonny » 4/13/2004, 4:27 pm

:uh:
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Postby Johnny » 4/13/2004, 4:32 pm

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Postby Neil » 4/13/2004, 4:42 pm

What's all the shizzle about the Victoria's Secret show for the fall getting canned? DAmmit anyways...


That's the perfect time to plan Thanksgiving lingerie presents for the misses.

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Postby Joey » 4/13/2004, 4:52 pm

i don't see how anyone can actually be turned on by watching porn ..
the acting is just so cheesy all i can do is laugh

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Postby Axtech » 4/13/2004, 5:02 pm

People don't exactly watch porn for the acting...
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Postby Joey » 4/13/2004, 5:04 pm

don't be a smart ass ..
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Postby Axtech » 4/13/2004, 5:06 pm

:heythere:
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