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Postby Neil » 4/13/2004, 6:42 pm

:lol: :lol:

I got one........sorry about this being racist, its not my joke.

Q: Why does Stevie Wonder smile all the time????

A: He doesn't know he's black....




Sooooo.....back to sex, who's up for some "naked Twister"
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Postby Long Jonny » 4/13/2004, 6:46 pm

bahahhaah! that's awesome! :lol:


naked twister eh?

*head perks up*
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Postby Penguin Josh » 4/13/2004, 6:46 pm

as long as there are some cm females in i am in
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Postby Neil » 4/13/2004, 6:47 pm

This ain't gonna be a sausage fest.......I'm sure plenty of ladies would be up some "naked twister"

or "naked monopoly".....when you make money, you take off the clothes. Kinda like a pimp/whore relationship.
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Postby joe_canadian » 4/13/2004, 6:47 pm

I think this is a record. Two full pages passed before a sex thread became an orgy.
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Postby Long Jonny » 4/13/2004, 6:48 pm

*is on the same page as josh*
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Postby Neil » 4/13/2004, 6:49 pm

No no.......no no..............not a total orgy yet, the ladies haven't committed :lol:


Unless you fellas wanna start on your own, go nuts.
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Postby Penguin Josh » 4/13/2004, 6:50 pm

not without lando & al
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Postby superrgirll » 4/13/2004, 6:50 pm

orgy? 8-)
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Postby Neil » 4/13/2004, 6:51 pm

:lol: Lando and his "quarter inch".........I didn't say "baby carrot" fest.

That's just from what Sand told me........I don't really know haha.
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Postby Long Jonny » 4/13/2004, 6:51 pm

superrgirll wrote:orgy? 8-)


how u doin? :love: 8-)
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Postby superrgirll » 4/13/2004, 6:52 pm

Neil down and obey.. wrote::lol: Lando and his "quarter inch".........I didn't say "baby carrot" fest.

That's just from what Sand told me........I don't really know haha.

we call this guy at work baby carrot or string bean.
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Postby Neil » 4/13/2004, 6:54 pm

:lol: or we could call him "little frank" or "snack sausage" 'ur some shit....
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Postby Johnny » 4/13/2004, 7:30 pm

I'm up for a game of Naked Twister 8-)
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Postby Penguin Josh » 4/13/2004, 7:33 pm

but with only lori, i don't think she has enough orphaces for us all
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Postby Johnny » 4/13/2004, 7:36 pm

:O


I think you should leave Lori too me 8-)

I call DIBBS!
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Postby Penguin Josh » 4/13/2004, 7:36 pm

i call dibbs somewhere john no have
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Postby Johnny » 4/13/2004, 8:04 pm

My moms having a lingerie party some time in the near future. She's inviting a few ladies over. I asked what happens if they want to try something on? She told me "so".
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Postby Penguin Josh » 4/13/2004, 8:04 pm

:lol:
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Postby Long Jonny » 4/13/2004, 8:06 pm

Johnathan wrote:My moms having a lingerie party some time in the near future. She's inviting a few ladies over. I asked what happens if they want to try something on? She told me "so".


she invited me, too. :nod: :love:
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