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Postby Johnny » 6/28/2006, 9:47 pm

*bOingining*
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Postby Bandalero » 7/11/2006, 2:41 pm

41.

that was fast. and there's a damn good story behind it but i'll hide my shame instead. :oops:
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Nobody's gonna miss me, no tears will fall, no ones gonna weap, when i hit that road.
my boots are broken my brain is sore, fer keepin' up with thier little world, i got a heavy load.
gonna leave 'em all just like before, i'm big city bound, your always 17 in your hometown
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Postby myownsatellite » 7/11/2006, 5:33 pm

41 what, times?
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Postby Johnny » 7/11/2006, 5:39 pm

You have alot to learn young one. :nod:
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Postby myownsatellite » 7/11/2006, 5:43 pm

Well if all anyone is gonna do is be cryptic, how do you expect me to learn anything? :P
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Postby Johnny » 7/11/2006, 5:51 pm

experiance. :nod:
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Postby myownsatellite » 7/11/2006, 7:08 pm

*cough* Don't I have a bit more experience than you? ;)
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Postby Bandalero » 7/11/2006, 10:02 pm

women. :oops:
Whenever death may surprise us,
let it be welcome
if our battle cry has reached even one receptive ear
and another hand reaches out to take up our arms.


Nobody's gonna miss me, no tears will fall, no ones gonna weap, when i hit that road.
my boots are broken my brain is sore, fer keepin' up with thier little world, i got a heavy load.
gonna leave 'em all just like before, i'm big city bound, your always 17 in your hometown
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Postby Kathy » 7/12/2006, 6:46 am

Bandalero wrote:41.

that was fast. and there's a damn good story behind it but i'll hide my shame instead. :oops:


*curious to hear the story*
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Postby Bandalero » 7/19/2006, 12:00 am

um...no :oops:
Whenever death may surprise us,
let it be welcome
if our battle cry has reached even one receptive ear
and another hand reaches out to take up our arms.


Nobody's gonna miss me, no tears will fall, no ones gonna weap, when i hit that road.
my boots are broken my brain is sore, fer keepin' up with thier little world, i got a heavy load.
gonna leave 'em all just like before, i'm big city bound, your always 17 in your hometown
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Postby Rusty » 7/19/2006, 6:09 pm

Thinking about 40 different women while sleeping with one doesn't count you know.

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Once you're lost in twillights's blue
You don't find your way, the way finds you...

Tempt the fates, beware the smile
It hides all the teeth, my dear,
What's behind them...

So glad you could stay
Forever

He steps between the trees, a crooked man
There's blood on the blade
Don't take his hand

You warm by the firelight, in twilight's blue
Shadows creep & dance the walls
He's creeping too..

So glad you could stay
Forever


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Postby myownsatellite » 7/19/2006, 6:34 pm

I'm horny.

...This is not news.
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Postby Bandalero » 7/20/2006, 12:48 am

:lol:
Whenever death may surprise us,
let it be welcome
if our battle cry has reached even one receptive ear
and another hand reaches out to take up our arms.


Nobody's gonna miss me, no tears will fall, no ones gonna weap, when i hit that road.
my boots are broken my brain is sore, fer keepin' up with thier little world, i got a heavy load.
gonna leave 'em all just like before, i'm big city bound, your always 17 in your hometown
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Postby myownsatellite » 8/11/2006, 6:53 pm

Ladies and gentlemen, I have an announcement to make.

I GOT LAID LAST NIGHT.





That is all.
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Postby Rusty » 8/11/2006, 8:51 pm

YAY! Who was the lucky guy?

Queens Of The Stone Age-Someone's In The Wolf

Once you're lost in twillights's blue
You don't find your way, the way finds you...

Tempt the fates, beware the smile
It hides all the teeth, my dear,
What's behind them...

So glad you could stay
Forever

He steps between the trees, a crooked man
There's blood on the blade
Don't take his hand

You warm by the firelight, in twilight's blue
Shadows creep & dance the walls
He's creeping too..

So glad you could stay
Forever


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Postby myownsatellite » 8/11/2006, 9:23 pm

Just a friend :)
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Postby Rusty » 8/11/2006, 10:37 pm

Pretty sweet.

Queens Of The Stone Age-Someone's In The Wolf

Once you're lost in twillights's blue
You don't find your way, the way finds you...

Tempt the fates, beware the smile
It hides all the teeth, my dear,
What's behind them...

So glad you could stay
Forever

He steps between the trees, a crooked man
There's blood on the blade
Don't take his hand

You warm by the firelight, in twilight's blue
Shadows creep & dance the walls
He's creeping too..

So glad you could stay
Forever


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Postby AlyssWonders » 8/29/2006, 1:50 pm

So I have completely given up on relationships for now, I always seem to fuck them up.

So this weekend I am going to fool around with a friend and gosh darnit I am gonna enjoy it after being sexually deprived for 3 months!
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Postby superrgirll » 8/29/2006, 2:27 pm

that's what friends are for.
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Postby Lando » 8/29/2006, 4:35 pm

Do girls usually plan these types of things out?
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