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Postby AlyssWonders » 6/27/2006, 9:32 pm

is there a bed at least?
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Postby Rusty » 6/27/2006, 9:35 pm

It's the sex room. There's a water bed, a feather bed, air mattress, stiff bed, soft bed, bed equipped with ropes for tying, all sorts of stuff. You can pick either one!

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Once you're lost in twillights's blue
You don't find your way, the way finds you...

Tempt the fates, beware the smile
It hides all the teeth, my dear,
What's behind them...

So glad you could stay
Forever

He steps between the trees, a crooked man
There's blood on the blade
Don't take his hand

You warm by the firelight, in twilight's blue
Shadows creep & dance the walls
He's creeping too..

So glad you could stay
Forever


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Postby AlyssWonders » 6/27/2006, 9:42 pm

*licks lips* I'm excited *sneaks off with Rusty to sex room*
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Postby myownsatellite » 6/27/2006, 9:43 pm

MY TURN MY TURN
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Postby Johnny » 6/27/2006, 9:49 pm

Head over to the $&#*&^ Room!
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Postby myownsatellite » 6/27/2006, 10:07 pm

*joins Johnny*
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Postby Johnny » 6/27/2006, 10:57 pm

*boing*
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Postby myownsatellite » 6/28/2006, 7:24 am

*rawr*
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Postby AlyssWonders » 6/28/2006, 8:37 am

*merow!*
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Postby Rusty » 6/28/2006, 8:39 am

While you're all growling at each other, anyone up for some birthday sex?

Queens Of The Stone Age-Someone's In The Wolf

Once you're lost in twillights's blue
You don't find your way, the way finds you...

Tempt the fates, beware the smile
It hides all the teeth, my dear,
What's behind them...

So glad you could stay
Forever

He steps between the trees, a crooked man
There's blood on the blade
Don't take his hand

You warm by the firelight, in twilight's blue
Shadows creep & dance the walls
He's creeping too..

So glad you could stay
Forever


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Postby _old_lady_peace » 6/28/2006, 11:37 am

:eek:
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Postby Johnny » 6/28/2006, 1:10 pm

:O
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Postby myownsatellite » 6/28/2006, 6:21 pm

*gives Rusty birthday sex*
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Postby Rusty » 6/28/2006, 7:58 pm

YAY! I like birthday sex!

Queens Of The Stone Age-Someone's In The Wolf

Once you're lost in twillights's blue
You don't find your way, the way finds you...

Tempt the fates, beware the smile
It hides all the teeth, my dear,
What's behind them...

So glad you could stay
Forever

He steps between the trees, a crooked man
There's blood on the blade
Don't take his hand

You warm by the firelight, in twilight's blue
Shadows creep & dance the walls
He's creeping too..

So glad you could stay
Forever


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Postby myownsatellite » 6/28/2006, 8:13 pm

I didn't get birthday sex last year, and my boyfriend was even here for that weekend :( Stupid boyfriend who is not my boyfriend anymore but I wish he still was.
~*Megan*~

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Postby AlyssWonders » 6/28/2006, 8:38 pm

I wish someone had given me birthday sex :(
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Postby Rusty » 6/28/2006, 8:40 pm

I'll give you belated birthday sex. Is that ok?

Queens Of The Stone Age-Someone's In The Wolf

Once you're lost in twillights's blue
You don't find your way, the way finds you...

Tempt the fates, beware the smile
It hides all the teeth, my dear,
What's behind them...

So glad you could stay
Forever

He steps between the trees, a crooked man
There's blood on the blade
Don't take his hand

You warm by the firelight, in twilight's blue
Shadows creep & dance the walls
He's creeping too..

So glad you could stay
Forever


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Postby afealicious » 6/28/2006, 9:13 pm

yeesh kids. *turns up nose*

abstinence = sophistication.
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Postby Rusty » 6/28/2006, 9:14 pm

That's not true. It just leads to sexual deprivation and pent up sexual frustration. *turns up nose on you*

Queens Of The Stone Age-Someone's In The Wolf

Once you're lost in twillights's blue
You don't find your way, the way finds you...

Tempt the fates, beware the smile
It hides all the teeth, my dear,
What's behind them...

So glad you could stay
Forever

He steps between the trees, a crooked man
There's blood on the blade
Don't take his hand

You warm by the firelight, in twilight's blue
Shadows creep & dance the walls
He's creeping too..

So glad you could stay
Forever


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Postby myownsatellite » 6/28/2006, 9:26 pm

I like sex, thank you very much.
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