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by Lando » 12/4/2007, 1:01 am
Saman - "My problem is you make me melt and I don't want to be frozen anymore" says: (12:48:14 AM)
hahaha
Saman - "My problem is you make me melt and I don't want to be frozen anymore" says: (12:48:18 AM)
good ol
Saman - "My problem is you make me melt and I don't want to be frozen anymore" says: (12:48:36 AM)
' lando. i miss talking to you. you provide endless distraction from studies
Deep down everyone knows all we are is a brief flicker on a screen in the dark. says: (12:49:41 AM)
that's pretty much what it says on my imprint... MADE IN CHINA... oops, wrong one. PROVIDES ENDLESS DISTRACTION FROM ALL FORMS OF RESPONSIBILITY
Deep down everyone knows all we are is a brief flicker on a screen in the dark. says: (12:49:45 AM)
yeah there's the one
Saman - "My problem is you make me melt and I don't want to be frozen anymore" says: (12:51:08 AM)
hahaha you were made in china? i thought there was something odd about you
Deep down everyone knows all we are is a brief flicker on a screen in the dark. says: (12:51:29 AM)
im worried i might be shipped back because i contain lead or something harmful for children
Deep down everyone knows all we are is a brief flicker on a screen in the dark. says: (12:52:18 AM)
i already know my flatulence can be lethal so i avoid doing that around the living
Saman - "My problem is you make me melt and I don't want to be frozen anymore" says: (12:53:23 AM)
bahaha that's something
hahaha
Saman - "My problem is you make me melt and I don't want to be frozen anymore" says: (12:48:18 AM)
good ol
Saman - "My problem is you make me melt and I don't want to be frozen anymore" says: (12:48:36 AM)
' lando. i miss talking to you. you provide endless distraction from studies
Deep down everyone knows all we are is a brief flicker on a screen in the dark. says: (12:49:41 AM)
that's pretty much what it says on my imprint... MADE IN CHINA... oops, wrong one. PROVIDES ENDLESS DISTRACTION FROM ALL FORMS OF RESPONSIBILITY
Deep down everyone knows all we are is a brief flicker on a screen in the dark. says: (12:49:45 AM)
yeah there's the one
Saman - "My problem is you make me melt and I don't want to be frozen anymore" says: (12:51:08 AM)
hahaha you were made in china? i thought there was something odd about you
Deep down everyone knows all we are is a brief flicker on a screen in the dark. says: (12:51:29 AM)
im worried i might be shipped back because i contain lead or something harmful for children
Deep down everyone knows all we are is a brief flicker on a screen in the dark. says: (12:52:18 AM)
i already know my flatulence can be lethal so i avoid doing that around the living
Saman - "My problem is you make me melt and I don't want to be frozen anymore" says: (12:53:23 AM)
bahaha that's something
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by Dr. Hobo » 12/9/2007, 6:54 am
[16:12] sandnippy: i just found out something beyond amazing
[16:12] xjsb125: ?
[16:12] sandnippy: oh right.. the "hi" thing.. i forget about that
[16:12] sandnippy: anyways
[16:12] sandnippy: theres a bear in germany that lives at the berlin zoo
[16:12] sandnippy: he just turned 1
[16:13] sandnippy: he has his own tv show and BLOG
[16:13] sandnippy: i didnt know bears could blog.. but he does
[16:13] sandnippy: somehow
[16:13] xjsb125: does he like pic-a-nic baskets
[16:13] xjsb125: ?
[16:13] sandnippy: im going to assume so
[16:13] sandnippy: not only that.. but i think dude likes aim and stuff too cuz his pic im looking at.. hes making the
face
[16:14] xjsb125: interesting
[16:14] sandnippy: http://www.cbc.ca/photogallery/news/883/ <--- go there.. the 21st pic
[16:14] xjsb125: narf
[16:14] sandnippy: Polar bear's birthday
Polar bear Knut shows his tongue Sunday in the Berlin Zoo. Knut, who celebrates his first birthday on Dec. 5, was rejected by his mother after birth and hand-raised by zookeepers. So potent was the cute cub's appeal that zoo attendance went up by 20 per cent since his public debut in March, officials said. He has his own blog and TV show. (Miguel Villagran/Associated Press)
[16:14] sandnippy: i need to learn german no
[16:14] sandnippy: w
[16:14] xjsb125: google translator
[16:15] sandnippy: true.. but like.. google translator sometimes comes up with uhh... gems.. of such.. amazing... something.. that i just laugh
[16:15] sandnippy: i cant read.. just laugh
[16:15] xjsb125: if we move to germany, and lived in the zoo, we could have our own show and blog!
[16:16] xjsb125: i'll bring the rocking chairs, you bring the canes
[16:16] sandnippy: ie. i'll be reading about some hockey player and it'll tsay something like... "the earth WHORE walked across with koivu to the HORMONES with his best friend teemu where they shotted on nets of QUALITY WHORE size and scored many goals
[16:16] sandnippy: deal!
[16:16] sandnippy: although im fairly sure the bear would make more sense then we would
[16:17] sandnippy: knut's blog: "today i woke up and roared.. it was fun.. then i ate.. it was fun.. then i slept.. more fun"
our blog: today i woke up and WHO ARE YOU.. WHERE ARE THESE LETTERS COMING FROM?! WHATS GOING ON?!"
[16:19] xjsb125: hahaha
[16:19] sandnippy: mind you.. we'll have people to feed us and maybe some hot german chickas to like.. uh bathe us
[16:20] sandnippy: or something
[16:20] sandnippy: oh ! and respirators! no more using our own lungs like suckers!
[16:21] xjsb125: sweet
[16:21] xjsb125: mmmm, wonderfully clean oxygen
[16:21] sandnippy: agreed!
[16:21] sandnippy: hahaha
[16:22] xjsb125: where do i sign up?
[16:22] sandnippy: i dunno.. i was hoping you knew
[16:22] sandnippy: oh and it gets even better! we can go visit knut when we're bored!
[16:23] xjsb125: i dunno
[16:23] xjsb125: we'd get lost i bet
[16:23] sandnippy: "knut old chap... how are you?"
"rawr"
"i see.. i see.. i have that same problem too"
"rawrrrrrrrrr"
"yes yes.. we've gone over that.. senile fool" "
"CHOMP"
"knut.. that was my leg.. i may have needed that good sir"
[16:23] sandnippy: probably
[16:23] xjsb125: id be pissed if we ended up in the lion exhibit at feeding time
[16:24] sandnippy: we'd have our canes tho
[16:24] sandnippy: thats gotta count for something!
[16:24] xjsb125: im sure we could use jungle vines to secure them to the remains of an appendage that used to be a leg
[16:25] sandnippy: exactly.. although that seems like a lot of work
[16:25] sandnippy: and we'd probably forget what we were doing
[16:25] sandnippy: and say who shot who in the what now? followed by many WHAT?!'s
[16:26] xjsb125: and that would be followed up by us feeling cold and lonely and hungry
[16:26] sandnippy: definitely
[16:27] sandnippy: which would almost definitely be followed by a trip to visit knut
[16:28] xjsb125: or some other venue that evaluates mental health
[16:28] sandnippy: i thought thats why we were going to the zoo?
[16:29] xjsb125: what zoo?
[16:29] sandnippy: wait.. you're not knut the bear?
[16:29] xjsb125: no, are you?
[16:29] sandnippy: i dunno
[16:29] sandnippy: im lost, cold and confused
[16:30] xjsb125: thats an odd name
[16:30] xjsb125: if i could remember mine, i'd tell you
[16:30] sandnippy: yours is long
[16:30] xjsb125: thats what all the girls say!
[16:30] sandnippy: do you just go by iicrm,ity?
[16:31] xjsb125: im not sure. ive probably driven by it before
[16:31] sandnippy: i hear they have some really good restaurants there
[16:31] xjsb125: pancakes?
[16:32] sandnippy: aunt jemima?
[16:32] sandnippy: is that you?
[16:32] xjsb125: leave the stove on
[16:12] xjsb125: ?
[16:12] sandnippy: oh right.. the "hi" thing.. i forget about that
[16:12] sandnippy: anyways
[16:12] sandnippy: theres a bear in germany that lives at the berlin zoo
[16:12] sandnippy: he just turned 1
[16:13] sandnippy: he has his own tv show and BLOG
[16:13] sandnippy: i didnt know bears could blog.. but he does
[16:13] sandnippy: somehow
[16:13] xjsb125: does he like pic-a-nic baskets
[16:13] xjsb125: ?
[16:13] sandnippy: im going to assume so
[16:13] sandnippy: not only that.. but i think dude likes aim and stuff too cuz his pic im looking at.. hes making the
face
[16:14] xjsb125: interesting
[16:14] sandnippy: http://www.cbc.ca/photogallery/news/883/ <--- go there.. the 21st pic
[16:14] xjsb125: narf
[16:14] sandnippy: Polar bear's birthday
Polar bear Knut shows his tongue Sunday in the Berlin Zoo. Knut, who celebrates his first birthday on Dec. 5, was rejected by his mother after birth and hand-raised by zookeepers. So potent was the cute cub's appeal that zoo attendance went up by 20 per cent since his public debut in March, officials said. He has his own blog and TV show. (Miguel Villagran/Associated Press)
[16:14] sandnippy: i need to learn german no
[16:14] sandnippy: w
[16:14] xjsb125: google translator
[16:15] sandnippy: true.. but like.. google translator sometimes comes up with uhh... gems.. of such.. amazing... something.. that i just laugh
[16:15] sandnippy: i cant read.. just laugh
[16:15] xjsb125: if we move to germany, and lived in the zoo, we could have our own show and blog!
[16:16] xjsb125: i'll bring the rocking chairs, you bring the canes
[16:16] sandnippy: ie. i'll be reading about some hockey player and it'll tsay something like... "the earth WHORE walked across with koivu to the HORMONES with his best friend teemu where they shotted on nets of QUALITY WHORE size and scored many goals
[16:16] sandnippy: deal!
[16:16] sandnippy: although im fairly sure the bear would make more sense then we would
[16:17] sandnippy: knut's blog: "today i woke up and roared.. it was fun.. then i ate.. it was fun.. then i slept.. more fun"
our blog: today i woke up and WHO ARE YOU.. WHERE ARE THESE LETTERS COMING FROM?! WHATS GOING ON?!"
[16:19] xjsb125: hahaha
[16:19] sandnippy: mind you.. we'll have people to feed us and maybe some hot german chickas to like.. uh bathe us
[16:20] sandnippy: or something
[16:20] sandnippy: oh ! and respirators! no more using our own lungs like suckers!
[16:21] xjsb125: sweet
[16:21] xjsb125: mmmm, wonderfully clean oxygen
[16:21] sandnippy: agreed!
[16:21] sandnippy: hahaha
[16:22] xjsb125: where do i sign up?
[16:22] sandnippy: i dunno.. i was hoping you knew
[16:22] sandnippy: oh and it gets even better! we can go visit knut when we're bored!
[16:23] xjsb125: i dunno
[16:23] xjsb125: we'd get lost i bet
[16:23] sandnippy: "knut old chap... how are you?"
"rawr"
"i see.. i see.. i have that same problem too"
"rawrrrrrrrrr"
"yes yes.. we've gone over that.. senile fool" "
"CHOMP"
"knut.. that was my leg.. i may have needed that good sir"
[16:23] sandnippy: probably
[16:23] xjsb125: id be pissed if we ended up in the lion exhibit at feeding time
[16:24] sandnippy: we'd have our canes tho
[16:24] sandnippy: thats gotta count for something!
[16:24] xjsb125: im sure we could use jungle vines to secure them to the remains of an appendage that used to be a leg
[16:25] sandnippy: exactly.. although that seems like a lot of work
[16:25] sandnippy: and we'd probably forget what we were doing
[16:25] sandnippy: and say who shot who in the what now? followed by many WHAT?!'s
[16:26] xjsb125: and that would be followed up by us feeling cold and lonely and hungry
[16:26] sandnippy: definitely
[16:27] sandnippy: which would almost definitely be followed by a trip to visit knut
[16:28] xjsb125: or some other venue that evaluates mental health
[16:28] sandnippy: i thought thats why we were going to the zoo?
[16:29] xjsb125: what zoo?
[16:29] sandnippy: wait.. you're not knut the bear?
[16:29] xjsb125: no, are you?
[16:29] sandnippy: i dunno
[16:29] sandnippy: im lost, cold and confused
[16:30] xjsb125: thats an odd name
[16:30] xjsb125: if i could remember mine, i'd tell you
[16:30] sandnippy: yours is long
[16:30] xjsb125: thats what all the girls say!
[16:30] sandnippy: do you just go by iicrm,ity?
[16:31] xjsb125: im not sure. ive probably driven by it before
[16:31] sandnippy: i hear they have some really good restaurants there
[16:31] xjsb125: pancakes?
[16:32] sandnippy: aunt jemima?
[16:32] sandnippy: is that you?
[16:32] xjsb125: leave the stove on
go fuck yourself.
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by Dr. Hobo » 12/12/2007, 10:06 am
[20:49] syntax genocide: hola senorita! como estes?
[20:50] alexandra: er.. bueno!
[20:50] syntax genocide: oh thank god. you dont actually know more of that language than i do
[20:50] syntax genocide: which is next to nothing haha
[20:51] syntax genocide: i was scared you'd actually answer that fully and i'd be stuck sitting here using babelfish to translate my through a convo
[20:52] alexandra: haha
[20:52] alexandra: mi gato es hilarante!
[20:52] alexandra: donde es los soldales?
[20:52] alexandra: um that's all i know
[20:53] syntax genocide: *runs to babelfish*
[20:53] syntax genocide: i already used pretty much my entire vocabulary
[20:54] alexandra: hahaha
[20:55] syntax genocide:
[20:55] syntax genocide: so hows you?
[20:58] alexandra: meh.. okay
[20:58] alexandra: the past week has been total scholastic murder!
[20:58] alexandra: but i've got one more paper due tomorrow and then i get to go to ottawa for the weekend to help nathan move
[20:58] alexandra: then an exam next tuesday then home on wed for christmas
[20:59] syntax genocide: ahh yes.. december ... finals + papers + weather + holiday "cheer" and attempts at shopping
[20:59] syntax genocide: fun times.. fun times
[20:59] syntax genocide: :|
[20:59] syntax genocide: thats good that youre almost done however haha
[21:00] alexandra: lol yes except for how i have no presents for anyone because i haven't left my apt in a frickin week
[21:01] alexandra: bad, bad school
[21:01] alexandra: this weekend should be fun though..
[21:01] syntax genocide: haha yeah
[21:01] syntax genocide: my fave memories of christmas time has to be working at my moms store :|
[21:01] alexandra: o_O
[21:02] syntax genocide: that was sarcasm but yeah
[21:02] syntax genocide: its fun
[21:03] alexandra: oh lol
[21:03] alexandra: nah i wasn't being sarcastic, it'll be nice to get him moved into the apt finally. he's been freaking about this move for months
[21:04] syntax genocide: "what do you mean its going to cost that much?"
"uhhh well christmas is 2 days.. if you want it there guaranteed.. then it has to go overnight.. if you dont care for guarantees then it'll cost less.." "why cant you guarantee it'll go for sure by that day if you say it "should" get there by that date?" "because if i say it will get there by then and it doesnt, you'll come back and ask for a refund, which would mean we pay for your shipping because the carriers themselves have stated they cant guarantee it" "so you're protecting yourself? isnt that selfish"
[21:04] syntax genocide: haha i know you werent being sarcastic hehe
[21:05] syntax genocide: sometimes i wish it was legal to beat people with baseball bats
[21:07] alexandra: i'm sure you could have claimed just cause on that one lol
[21:07] syntax genocide: lolol
[21:07] syntax genocide: good piont
[21:07] syntax genocide: point
[21:07] syntax genocide: next time i go to the store.. im taking a baseball bat with me
[21:08] syntax genocide: also.. im hiring you as my lawyer
[21:09] alexandra: awesome..
[21:09] alexandra: i'll argue that by dint of their behaviour the customer effectively beat THEMSELVES with the bat
[21:09] alexandra: you win
[21:09] syntax genocide: excellent
[21:10] syntax genocide: i should wear gloves that are too small too
[21:10] syntax genocide: or find a way to shrink em
[21:10] syntax genocide: and white... you can just say "does my client look like michael jackson? i think not"
[21:12] alexandra: LOL
[21:12] syntax genocide: i'll have to refrain from any "heehee"ing and crotch grabbing of course
[21:17] alexandra: well, if you're able to contain yourself
[21:17] syntax genocide: i dont see how that should be a problem
[21:17] syntax genocide: ive yet to succumb to that sorta problems so far
[21:17] alexandra: key words bein so far
[21:18] syntax genocide: yes yes
[21:18] syntax genocide: im assuming beating someone with a baseball bat can be somewhat traumatic
[21:18] syntax genocide: and cause michael jacksonitis
[21:25] syntax genocide: i can see it now really... judge orders me to see a shrink for beating dudes head in.. i go and talk and after much time.. he says.. "im sorry sir.. you have michael jacksonitis" to which i reply "i see.. *grabs crotch* heehee?"
[21:26] alexandra: that sounds like a plausible scenario
[21:26] syntax genocide: clearly it wont be a beautiful day in that neighborhood
[21:28] alexandra: what do you mean i can't take off my sweater?? i'm HOT!!
[20:50] alexandra: er.. bueno!
[20:50] syntax genocide: oh thank god. you dont actually know more of that language than i do
[20:50] syntax genocide: which is next to nothing haha
[20:51] syntax genocide: i was scared you'd actually answer that fully and i'd be stuck sitting here using babelfish to translate my through a convo
[20:52] alexandra: haha
[20:52] alexandra: mi gato es hilarante!
[20:52] alexandra: donde es los soldales?
[20:52] alexandra: um that's all i know
[20:53] syntax genocide: *runs to babelfish*
[20:53] syntax genocide: i already used pretty much my entire vocabulary
[20:54] alexandra: hahaha
[20:55] syntax genocide:
[20:55] syntax genocide: so hows you?
[20:58] alexandra: meh.. okay
[20:58] alexandra: the past week has been total scholastic murder!
[20:58] alexandra: but i've got one more paper due tomorrow and then i get to go to ottawa for the weekend to help nathan move
[20:58] alexandra: then an exam next tuesday then home on wed for christmas
[20:59] syntax genocide: ahh yes.. december ... finals + papers + weather + holiday "cheer" and attempts at shopping
[20:59] syntax genocide: fun times.. fun times
[20:59] syntax genocide: :|
[20:59] syntax genocide: thats good that youre almost done however haha
[21:00] alexandra: lol yes except for how i have no presents for anyone because i haven't left my apt in a frickin week
[21:01] alexandra: bad, bad school
[21:01] alexandra: this weekend should be fun though..
[21:01] syntax genocide: haha yeah
[21:01] syntax genocide: my fave memories of christmas time has to be working at my moms store :|
[21:01] alexandra: o_O
[21:02] syntax genocide: that was sarcasm but yeah
[21:02] syntax genocide: its fun
[21:03] alexandra: oh lol
[21:03] alexandra: nah i wasn't being sarcastic, it'll be nice to get him moved into the apt finally. he's been freaking about this move for months
[21:04] syntax genocide: "what do you mean its going to cost that much?"
"uhhh well christmas is 2 days.. if you want it there guaranteed.. then it has to go overnight.. if you dont care for guarantees then it'll cost less.." "why cant you guarantee it'll go for sure by that day if you say it "should" get there by that date?" "because if i say it will get there by then and it doesnt, you'll come back and ask for a refund, which would mean we pay for your shipping because the carriers themselves have stated they cant guarantee it" "so you're protecting yourself? isnt that selfish"
[21:04] syntax genocide: haha i know you werent being sarcastic hehe
[21:05] syntax genocide: sometimes i wish it was legal to beat people with baseball bats
[21:07] alexandra: i'm sure you could have claimed just cause on that one lol
[21:07] syntax genocide: lolol
[21:07] syntax genocide: good piont
[21:07] syntax genocide: point
[21:07] syntax genocide: next time i go to the store.. im taking a baseball bat with me
[21:08] syntax genocide: also.. im hiring you as my lawyer
[21:09] alexandra: awesome..
[21:09] alexandra: i'll argue that by dint of their behaviour the customer effectively beat THEMSELVES with the bat
[21:09] alexandra: you win
[21:09] syntax genocide: excellent
[21:10] syntax genocide: i should wear gloves that are too small too
[21:10] syntax genocide: or find a way to shrink em
[21:10] syntax genocide: and white... you can just say "does my client look like michael jackson? i think not"
[21:12] alexandra: LOL
[21:12] syntax genocide: i'll have to refrain from any "heehee"ing and crotch grabbing of course
[21:17] alexandra: well, if you're able to contain yourself
[21:17] syntax genocide: i dont see how that should be a problem
[21:17] syntax genocide: ive yet to succumb to that sorta problems so far
[21:17] alexandra: key words bein so far
[21:18] syntax genocide: yes yes
[21:18] syntax genocide: im assuming beating someone with a baseball bat can be somewhat traumatic
[21:18] syntax genocide: and cause michael jacksonitis
[21:25] syntax genocide: i can see it now really... judge orders me to see a shrink for beating dudes head in.. i go and talk and after much time.. he says.. "im sorry sir.. you have michael jacksonitis" to which i reply "i see.. *grabs crotch* heehee?"
[21:26] alexandra: that sounds like a plausible scenario
[21:26] syntax genocide: clearly it wont be a beautiful day in that neighborhood
[21:28] alexandra: what do you mean i can't take off my sweater?? i'm HOT!!
go fuck yourself.
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